galvar2439 0 #1 April 30, 2008 I am venting here so here it goes. I just broke up with a woman who wasn't even my girlfriend. I explained the day i met her i travel all the time, so i am not around much in Michigan. Its my job and i love it, not to mention the people who work for me rely on me keeping the work coming in so they can eat too. I also explained my love for this sport. Now, she agreed to be friends with some benefits, she told me it was perfect for her since she is always so busy with her work. So we were in agreement about the whole thing. NOW! 8 months later i get a nasty email while i am on the road about how i dont care and why do i do crazy dangerous sports, dont i care if die, why dont i stay home more, what a selfish person i am, blah,blah,blah. I did not respond at all and figured it was fun while it lasted. BUT! now she wanted to talk about it and says "WE" should see a therapist so "I" figure out why i am this way. This is a woman with a PHD in engineering. I told her to to go the therapist and start without me, did i mention the therapist is her roomate from college. Fuckin Whufos, Life does not have to be so complicated, Just go jump! oops, not PHD, MAsters, i was so flustered i cant thinkSo i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #2 April 30, 2008 Another one to prove my point that they are all crazy. Some of them are just able to control it, others not so much.Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #3 April 30, 2008 QuoteAnother one to prove my point that they are all crazy. Some of them are just able to control it, others not so much. Now wait a minute. ALL????? Not buying that."safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #4 April 30, 2008 QuoteFuckin Whufos, Life does not have to be so complicated, Just go jump! So don't get involved with wuffo's !!!"safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #5 April 30, 2008 Granny, don't think too much into his posts. It's been awhile since he is been up in the sky. He is a little grouchy! Simply - lunch next week?? Call Hambone! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
grannyinthesky 0 #6 April 30, 2008 I can umderstand being grumpy because of not getting in the sky. It was two months between jumps 8 and 9,and I was a little out of sorts myself. "safety first... and What the hell..... safety second, Too!!! " ~~jmy POPS #10490 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #7 April 30, 2008 You are absolutely right Granny!, good advice. I wish i could find a single gal who jumps.So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #8 April 30, 2008 Quote I wish i could find a single gal who jumps. I have no sympathy...you knew it was coming sooner or later, eh? So, right now you're in the "waiting your turn" phase? My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
woady 0 #9 April 30, 2008 All women are crazy (there's good crazy and bad crazy) but all women are crazy. They have different levels of crazy, but...all women are crazy :) Now, the secret to women...is finding a woman with the perfect amount of crazy you can live with. I learned this from a Tibetian monk on my second trip to Cathmandu...and from dating lots of really really crazy women and some that were not so much crazy.You know what's similar between Cops and Firefighters? They both wanna be firefighters. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #10 April 30, 2008 QuoteAll women are crazy (there's good crazy and bad crazy) but all women are crazy. They have different levels of crazy, but...all women are crazy :) Now, the secret to women...is finding a woman with the perfect amount of crazy you can live with. I learned this from a Tibetian monk on my second trip to Cathmandu...and from dating lots of really really crazy women and some that were not so much crazy. exactly!!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #11 April 30, 2008 Y'can't live with em and you're not allowed to bury them under the patio... So, what's a chap to do? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #12 April 30, 2008 Quote Y'can't live with em and you're not allowed to bury them under the patio... So, what's a chap to do? Taser... ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #13 April 30, 2008 If you think wuffo chicks are crazy.. Just try a few Skychicks for a while. Got news for you buddy.. Taint no difference with the exception that if she is a wuffo, hopefully she will get bored at the DZ and therefore you will have somewhere to go to get away for a while. If she is a Skychick, you have to put up with her crazy ass there as well. Seriously.. All are Crazy to some degree like someone else said. They would have to be crazy to put up with our stupid asses.Now if you want to really avoid the super crazy ones.. Avoid: 1) Red-heads 2) Strippers 3) Women from Alabama. Those are Always trouble. (Fun but Lots of TROUBLE!!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #14 April 30, 2008 Quote You are absolutely right Granny!, good advice. I wish i could find a single gal who jumps. how you doin? lol dont worry, there are lots of us out there! you'll find a good one....keep the crazy meter in check though! LOL (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Unstable 9 #15 April 30, 2008 Sounds like the broad had a lot on her shoulders she was never able to get across to you and then decided to blame you for that. Sometimes I think Engineers (I speak for myself as well, I am one) put the effort to be overly logical, thinking that it's part of their persona. Big ocean theory. You'll find another (less Krazy) one.... =========Shaun ========== Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #16 April 30, 2008 You sure she wasn't in a really bad PMS mood when she sent that email? If no, cutaway! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #17 April 30, 2008 I like the redheads!!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #18 April 30, 2008 Quote I just broke up with a woman who wasn't even my girlfriend. That is just one of the funniest statements ever. You totally need to make it your sigline. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #19 April 30, 2008 Quote Quote I just broke up with a woman who wasn't even my girlfriend. That is just one of the funniest statements ever. You totally need to make it your sigline. Yep, now that I think about it, it does. If you have a girlfriend, you break up with her. If you have a friend with benefits, what do you do? Cutaway? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #20 April 30, 2008 Quote Quote I just broke up with a woman who wasn't even my girlfriend. That is just one of the funniest statements ever. You totally need to make it your sigline. Oh I dunno...heard that remark a FEW times at several DZ's from guys with that 'deer in the headlights' look! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #21 April 30, 2008 Quote I just broke up with a woman who wasn't even my girlfriend. Has she called to ask you to "Play Misty for Me"?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
galvar2439 0 #22 April 30, 2008 I know, i am going to see the therapist and sleep with her. Then we can have pillow talk about how selfish i am. I will ask her to invite our mutual aquaintance to join in so she can see i do share, i am not selfish. YYYYYYYEEEAAAHHH, THATS IT.So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend! Hellfish #782, POPS #10664 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #23 April 30, 2008 QuoteI know, i am going to see the therapist and sleep with her. Then we can have pillow talk about how selfish i am. I will ask her to invite our mutual aquaintance to join in so she can see i do share, i am not selfish. YYYYYYYEEEAAAHHH, THATS IT. Get video - it's a geat training tool for the debreif afterward.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #24 April 30, 2008 Quote I told her to to go the therapist and start without me, did i mention the therapist is her roomate from college. Look at the advantages. Since the therapist is her friend, a lot of money was saved by getting free advice. Plus, since the therapist is her friend, they have already discussed your problems and have identified the solutions to fix your problems. Think of the time that you saved. Does she have a Golden Retriever ? They are attractive dogs and kind of unruly at first. They dig holes, run around, and tear stuff up. However, they can be re-trained to act like the dog that she wants later. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #25 April 30, 2008 Repeat after me: "Don't stick it in the Crazy" Wash, rinse, repeat.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
