shropshire 0 #26 May 2, 2008 It's fairly boring but note worse than those on the list (they are hard ro beat). (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #27 May 2, 2008 Quote Curling might just beat all the ones on your list. Calf curling however might just be the best thing ever. Cow tipping? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jakee 1,596 #28 May 2, 2008 Quote Ah... so THAT's what Juan Pablo Montoya (Nascar driver from Mexico I didn't know that's how Colombia is spelt in the StatesDo you want to have an ideagasm? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #29 May 2, 2008 Quote Cow tipping? Now that is funny. (College days of course) Can't say as though I have very done it. But the aftermath is fun to watch! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #30 May 2, 2008 Quote Quote Cow tipping? Now that is funny. (College days of course) Can't say as though I have very done it. But the aftermath is fun to watch! Even more fun if Farmer McNasty wakes up to the commotion and runs out with his shotgun. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonstark 8 #31 May 2, 2008 QuoteWhat the hell is Snooker? A houligan's game played by gentlemen. Soccer is a gentleman's game played by houligans. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #32 May 2, 2008 Quote i already dont understand the ruleset of golf, how the hell am i supposed to understand that thing! Golf: Hit the little white ball off the tee as far as you can towards the hole. Note approximate location of ball. Increment stroke count by one. Go look for said ball. Hit ball again, without tee, towards hole. Increment stroke count. Repeat until ball ends up in hole, counting each stroke. Repeat entire process for each of following 17 holes. Low score (stroke count) wins. Golf may be boring to watch, but it's very easy to understand. That's why there is often so much drinking involved.Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #33 May 2, 2008 Quote Soccer is a lot like hockey. Not true. In hockey, the players fight. In soccer, the fans fight. See the difference? Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Conundrum 1 #34 May 2, 2008 Those "sports" are boring if you don't play them. I used to think it was super boring to watch golf on TV, but now that I play regularly, I understand the way the game works, it's difficulty, etc. and I like watching it now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #35 May 2, 2008 QuoteCurling might just beat all the ones on your list. Are you out of your mind? I could watch this all day and night. http://www.usolympicteam.com/CassieJohnson2_h.jpg Curling is awesome. On the other hand, F1 racing is pretty boring. It'd be nice to see something like a car passing another car. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #36 May 2, 2008 well, i dont know what a birdy is, nor what 2 sub par means and all that crap. i thought those clubs were there to beat the shit out of smart asses! “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #37 May 2, 2008 Golf is the opposite to skydiving... When a golfer fucks up you hear 'Wack...... fuck@ When a SKydiver fucks up you hear 'Fuck...wack' (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
countzero 7 #38 May 2, 2008 QuoteJeeeze, what is the point of putting this crap on the tellie? advertising dollars. if there is any kind of audiance for a sport, game or activity and the network can sell the spots, you can bet someone will broadcast even the most boring crap.diamonds are a dawgs best friend Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johan420 0 #39 May 2, 2008 loud and clear SOCCER!!!!!!!!!!!!! whenever i hear that word i feel the anger fills me up to my head and i feel the need to smash something ....fucking christ i hate HATE that "sport"...damn it! i need to calm down..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #40 May 2, 2008 Quote loud and clear SOCCER!!!!!!!!!!!!! whenever i hear that word i feel the anger fills me up to my head and i feel the need to smash something ....fucking christ i hate HATE that "sport"...damn it! i need to calm down..... I'm pretty sure if you went to a soccer game in England, sitting in the stands with the hooligans would be anything but boring. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johan420 0 #41 May 2, 2008 been there done that......no more soccer for me.....im sorry, i just hate it! but im glad you like it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #42 May 2, 2008 Quote been there done that......no more soccer for me.....im sorry, i just hate it! but im glad you like it I didn't say I liked it. I actually don't. I prefer American Football. I'm just saying the fans in Europe are anything but boring in the stands... What with epithets and beer bottles thrown around and full scale riots breaking out. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #43 May 2, 2008 Quote Quote been there done that......no more soccer for me.....im sorry, i just hate it! but im glad you like it I didn't say I liked it. I actually don't. I prefer American Football. I'm just saying the fans in Europe are anything but boring in the stands... What with epithets and beer bottles thrown around and full scale riots breaking out. Yeah? I'll bring some of those soccer fans to a Raiders game and show what professional thuggery is all about? They throw rocks - we cut Chargers fans. They set fire to their own stadiums - we take out the media trucks. You know, it was cool when the citizens of South Central were scared of Raider fans on game day! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
johan420 0 #44 May 2, 2008 Quote Quote been there done that......no more soccer for me.....im sorry, i just hate it! but im glad you like it I didn't say I liked it. I actually don't. I prefer American Football. I'm just saying the fans in Europe are anything but boring in the stands... What with epithets and beer bottles thrown around and full scale riots breaking out. i am from europe...and one of the reason that i actually hate that sport is that the media are focused WAY to much on this activity....it seems like soccer is the most important thing in the world... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #45 May 2, 2008 Sitting in the stands? (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Muenkel 0 #46 May 2, 2008 I voted for Darts but you had no option that said unless the dart punctures an opponents eye.I love to play golf. Watching it on TV is not so exciting. I do watch sometimes, like the big tournaments. I find it relaxing. And Darius, I am a baseball nut. The game is the best. NFL sucks! _________________________________________ Chris Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lastchance 0 #47 May 2, 2008 All of the above plus bowling. I may be getting old but I got to see all the cool bands. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #48 May 2, 2008 Quote Quote Quote been there done that......no more soccer for me.....im sorry, i just hate it! but im glad you like it I didn't say I liked it. I actually don't. I prefer American Football. I'm just saying the fans in Europe are anything but boring in the stands... What with epithets and beer bottles thrown around and full scale riots breaking out. Yeah? I'll bring some of those soccer fans to a Raiders game and show what professional thuggery is all about? They throw rocks - we cut Chargers fans. They set fire to their own stadiums - we take out the media trucks. You know, it was cool when the citizens of South Central were scared of Raider fans on game day! Wow... that's bad. In the SEC (college football), it can get rowdy sometimes. Take Ole Miss. Their fans have a reputation for throwing liquor or beer bottles on the field when they feel they got screwed. It happened in the Alabama game when the officials took away a 40 yard pass that would have given them 1st and goal on the 3 yard line with 10 seconds left or something like that. Alabama went on to win. I believe a referee was hit in the head by a bottle. Some lady even tossed her red high heels! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DavidB 0 #49 May 3, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote been there done that......no more soccer for me.....im sorry, i just hate it! but im glad you like it I didn't say I liked it. I actually don't. I prefer American Football. I'm just saying the fans in Europe are anything but boring in the stands... What with epithets and beer bottles thrown around and full scale riots breaking out. Yeah? I'll bring some of those soccer fans to a Raiders game and show what professional thuggery is all about? They throw rocks - we cut Chargers fans. They set fire to their own stadiums - we take out the media trucks. You know, it was cool when the citizens of South Central were scared of Raider fans on game day! Wow... that's bad. In the SEC (college football), it can get rowdy sometimes. Take Ole Miss. Their fans have a reputation for throwing liquor or beer bottles on the field when they feel they got screwed. It happened in the Alabama game when the officials took away a 40 yard pass that would have given them 1st and goal on the 3 yard line with 10 seconds left or something like that. Alabama went on to win. I believe a referee was hit in the head by a bottle. Some lady even tossed her red high heels! But do they have a police station and a COURT with a sitting judge in the stadium like in Philadelphia?When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem looks like a nail. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #50 May 3, 2008 Quote All of the above plus bowling. Hey!What's wrong with bowling?"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites