Drinkers Creed

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THE DRINKERS CREED

I AM AN AVID DRINKER.
I AM A DRUNK.
I HAVE ANSWERED EVERY LAST CALL.

I AM AN AVID DRINKER.
MY MISSION IS TO DRINK, DRINK, AND DRINK A LOT.
I AM FAITHFUL TO JACK DANIELS.
A TRADITION OF BEACHWOOD AGING.
AND AN ICE COLD BEER.

I AM AN AVID DRINKER.
GUARDIAN OF MY FRIEND’S DRINKS.
MY FRIEND’S WINGMAN DURING FIGHTS.
THE TAKER OF THE UGLY GIRL.
I WILL DEFEND MY LIQUOR WITH MY LIFE.

I AM AN AVID DRINKER.
DRINK, DRUNK, DRANK.
I WILL NEVER LEAVE A HALF FILLED DRINK BEHIND.
I WILL NEVER TURN DOWN A FREE DRINK.
AND I WILL NOT FALL.

Muff #5048

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This is my beer
there are many like it
but this one is mine

My beer is my best friend
It is my life
I must master it as I must master my life
Without me, my beer is useless.
Without my beer I am useless.
I must drink my beer true.
I must drink faster than my enemy,
who is trying to out drink me.
I must drink my beer before he drinks his.
I will.
Before God I swear this creed:
my beer and myself are defenders of my country,
we are the masters of our enemy,
we are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace.
Amen.

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Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192

[BillyVance 35]

This is the creed I follow:

The No Cheap Beer page

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"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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K.I.S.S.

The best drink is the one in your glass...

A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!!
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