Tuesday funny

[BillyVance 35]

It might end up in SC, but this was funny.

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An Hamas terrorist had spent many days crossing the desert without finding a source of water. It got so bad that his camel died of thirst. He crawled through the sands, certain that he was breathing his last breath, when suddenly, he saw a shiny object sticking out of the sand several yards ahead of him.

He crawled to the object, pulled it out of the sand, and discovered that he had a Manischewitz wine bottle. It appeared that there may be a drop or two left in the bottle, so he unscrewed the top, and out popped a genie. BUT this was no ordinary genie. This genie appeared to be a Chassidic Rabbi, complete with black alpaca coat, black hat, side curls, and tzitzies.

'Vell kid,' said the genie, 'you know how it voiks. You got three vishes.'

'I'm not going to trust you,' says the Arab. 'I'm not going to trust a Jewish genie!'

'Vott'ya got to lose? Looks to me like you're a gonner anyvay!'

The Arab thought about this for a minute, and decided that the genie was right. 'Okay, I wish I were in a lush oasis, with plentiful food and drink.'

******* P O O F *******

The Arab found himself in the most beautiful oasis he had ever seen and he was surrounded with jugs of wine and platters of delicacies.

'Okee-dokee kiddo, vat's your second vish?'

'My second wish is that I were rich beyond my wildest dreams.'

******* P O O F ********

The Arab found himself surrounded by treasure chests filled with rare old gold coins and precious gems. 'Okay kid, you got just vone more vish. Better you should make it a good vone!'

After thinking for a few minutes, the Arab says, 'I wish that no matter where I go, beautiful women will always need and want me!'

********POOF********

He was turned into a tampon.

THE MORAL OF THE STORY:

If you're an Arab terrorist doing business with a Jewish genie, there's going to be a string attached.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[Broke 0]

lol that is good for a belly laugh

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[VectorBoy 0]

Oh come on, you know that third wish would have been death to america.

[madhatter 0]

Oy vey!!

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Oh come on, you know that third wish would have been death to the infidels

fixed it.

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