BillyVance 35 #1 May 9, 2008 The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the male sperm. A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball. It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples. The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died. Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch. Women blink twice as much as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as their brain. When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate. They do the same when you are looking at someone you hate. Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man. Now... Guys, don't lie to me! You looked at your thumb. Didn't you? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #2 May 9, 2008 *LOL*.... No I didn't. I don't have to look at my thumb to know the length of my pecker “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #3 May 9, 2008 I think what Billy was saying is that he want's to use his thumb to judge the length of your pecker You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #4 May 9, 2008 Asshole! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #5 May 9, 2008 Quote I think what Billy was saying is that he want's to use his thumb to judge the length of your pecker *pheeewww* I have the Atlantic Ocean as a 'buffer zone' since i live in Nothern Europe “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #6 May 9, 2008 why would I look at my thumb? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #7 May 9, 2008 Quote why would I look at my thumb? I fixed my post. Fuck off divot! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #8 May 9, 2008 You fixed her thumb?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #9 May 9, 2008 Quote You fixed her thumb? Go back and read my post again. Fucker. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
vskydiver 0 #10 May 9, 2008 Quote You fixed her thumb? No, he went back and edited his original post to say "Now... Guys, don't lie to me!" Instead of the general " Now... don't lie to me!" Which would include females who would have no reason to look at their thumbs. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyhawke 0 #11 May 9, 2008 Quote The largest cell in the human body is the female egg, and the smallest is the male sperm. A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball. It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. The attachment of human muscles to skin is what causes dimples. The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. If the average male never shaved, his beard would be 13 feet long when he died. Men with hairless chests are more likely to get cirrhosis of the liver than men with hair. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Side by side, 2000 cells from the human body could cover about one square inch. Women blink twice as much as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as their brain. When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate. They do the same when you are looking at someone you hate. Your ears secrete more earwax when you are afraid than when you aren't. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. The average woman is 5 inches shorter than the average man. The brain weights 6 pounds. "It is our choices that show what we truly are far more than our abilities." - A. Dumbledore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #12 May 9, 2008 75% of statistics are made up on the spot. Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #13 May 9, 2008 Quote 75% of statistics are made up on the spot. isn't it 79.72%You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #14 May 9, 2008 Quote The average person's skin weighs twice as much as their brain. Well... if you count the foreskin... I have huge thumbs. (Not long, just big in diameter. ) Of course, if you have big thumbs, you use less brains anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #15 May 9, 2008 Did you know bees and dogs can smell fear?Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #16 May 9, 2008 Quote Did you know bees and dogs can smell fear? Dogs? No surprise there. You turn your back on one and run you will most likely be attacked. Bees? If you piss them off, I don't think they care if you're scared, they're coming after you no matter what! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #17 May 9, 2008 Quote Did you know bees and dogs can smell fear? (Homer voice) What about dogs with bees that fly out of their mouths? (/Homer) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #18 May 9, 2008 Quote It takes food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. Then why do you have to wait 1 hour before you're allowed to go swimming? Quote The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. I always knew I'm not average Quote Women blink twice as much as men. ..and they say WE don't maintain eye contact! Quote The average person's skin weighs twice as much as their brain. Thick skinned = stupid? Quote When you are looking at someone you love, your pupils dilate. They do the same when you are looking at someone you hate. Fuck'em anyway? A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #19 May 9, 2008 QuoteA full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball. How do i fit 3 pints in there before i need to wizzle it out?1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #20 May 9, 2008 Quote Quote The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. I always knew I'm not average So you're saying it's only twice as long as your thumb?Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #21 May 9, 2008 Quote Quote A full bladder is roughly the size of a soft ball. How do i fit 3 pints in there before i need to wizzle it out? I believe bladders can stretch considerably to hold more than you can get into a softball. I had to pee so fucking bad while stuck on the highway in a fucking blizzard while it was 10 degrees outside and I had drank a couple of 20 oz cokes. Fuck me if I was gonna get out of the car and freeze to death trying to take a whiz, so I took one empty bottle and started pissing, still sitting in the driver's seat. It was close to filling up and then I had to hold up, open the door, pour it out, shut the door then let the piss flow again. Tapped out at 3/4 full. Probably a total of 35 ounces in one piss. How many pints is that? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #22 May 9, 2008 a tidge more than 2 pints 8 oz = 1 cup 2 cups = 1 pint 2 pints = 1 quartMike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mrwrong 0 #23 May 9, 2008 Quote a tidge more than 2 pints 8 oz = 1 cup 2 cups = 1 pint 2 pints = 1 quart What's wrong with the metric system?????? “The sum of intelligence on the planet is a constant; the population is growing.” - George Bernard Shaw He who dies with the most toys, wins..... dudeist skydiver # 19515 Buy quality and cry once! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #24 May 9, 2008 Quote Quote I always knew I'm not average So you're saying it's only twice as long as your thumb? Hey didn't you see the emote!!!? A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
virgin-burner 1 #25 May 9, 2008 so, the scientific explanation to that would be: a fully loaded bladder can hold about two pints of piss? out of two samples, we get a 99,98% validity.. “Some may never live, but the crazy never die.” -Hunter S. Thompson "No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try." -Yoda Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
