BillyVance 35 #1 May 12, 2008 Sexual harassment at work-is it a problem for the self-employed? --Victoria Wood After eating, do amphibians have to wait one hour before getting out of the water? After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? --Steven Wright What happens if you go on a survival course - and you don't pass? What happens if you take No-Doze and wash it down with Nyquil? Do crematoriums give discounts to burn victims? What is shaved ice? Did it have hair on it before it was shaved? Whatever happened to preparations A through G? Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra? Where do they get Spring water in the other 3 seasons? Where does the fire go when the fire goes out? How do I set my laser printer on stun? How do they get a deer to cross at that yellow road sign?"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sartre 0 #2 May 12, 2008 I don't understand the mermaid one.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 May 12, 2008 Quote I don't understand the mermaid one.... alge bra algae (pond scum) "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #4 May 12, 2008 Quote After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? Plastic. I guess when you're in the trucking industry it's not a funny joke cause we know the answer. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #5 May 12, 2008 QuoteAfter they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? They don't need to ship it. It floats. My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites