funks 1 #1 January 25, 2007 Information is king. Especially in our community. In order to protect those within our small incestuous horny community, I believe it is best if we provide detailed info on the various STD's we have contracted over the years. This will help save the STD free skydivers within our community from future humiliation and will also provide us less fortunate with the opportunity to meet like minded infected skydivers. I understand this is a sensitive subject, with that said I will start. Crabs. I just cant seem to kill the fuckers quick enough. Gonorreah. I just cant seem to shake this little devil, though I do get regular shots of peniccilin to try and keep it under control. How about you? Dont be afraid, remember, this is for the well being of our community. Mods: Can we make this sticky? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #2 January 25, 2007 QuoteCrabs. I just cant seem to kill the fuckers quick enough A razor, a match and an icepick will take care of that soon enough. Shave half, set the other half on fire and stab the fuckers when they try to escape the blaze. Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #3 January 25, 2007 And be sure to get it on video!! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #4 January 25, 2007 QuoteAnd be sure to get it on video!! Dude...we're talking about FUNKS... I figured that was a given!! Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #5 January 25, 2007 I've had herpes twice, but I'm all clean now. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #6 January 25, 2007 QuoteI've had herpes twice, but I'm all clean now. Herpes is for life. All you can do is treat it when it flares up."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #7 January 25, 2007 QuoteI've had herpes twice, but I'm all clean now. Unlike vegas, what happens at a boogie stays with you for life. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #8 January 25, 2007 I think Entrpnr should start a dating service based on common infections. Ya know like a match maker for similar peeps. I see a billion dollar biz there. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #9 January 25, 2007 STD!!! OMG I thought I was the only one who had heard of that band!!!!!!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #10 January 25, 2007 Really? Are you sure? You mean herpes doesn't go away? Really? Wow, I had no idea. Seriously, I did NOT know that. Are you sure? Sheesh people, it's a joke. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #11 January 25, 2007 "I don't want to get the aids fellas." Leopold Stotch"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
karenmeal 0 #12 January 25, 2007 An STD is not a joke. Unless its crabs. "Life is a temporary victory over the causes which induce death." - Sylvester Graham Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #13 January 25, 2007 Crabs is an STD? Well then I guess I qualify. Survived a year in Viet Nam and only caught the crabs once...but it was an ARMY I tell ya', a freakin' ARMY all at once. They won the battle but the Doc won the war as soon as I could get over to sick call. Only time I've ever shaved the lower extremities. Once the stubble phase passed, all was well again. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #14 January 25, 2007 Quotebut it was an ARMY I tell ya', a freakin' ARMY all at once The 101st Mechanized Freckle Brigade? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #15 January 25, 2007 Hmmm... I was thinking I wanted chlamydia, but unfortunately, I haven't been able to find any donors. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wildcard451 0 #16 January 25, 2007 looking at these lab reports I can find you quite a few donors if you really want. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #17 January 25, 2007 QuoteSheesh people, it's a joke. No kidding... really? I heard this really discusting story in college about crabs... I'd tell it but its lunch time in some parts of the US... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #18 January 25, 2007 QuoteAn STD is not a joke. Unless its crabs. Crabs can't be STDs They are parasites. So does that make them funny?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fallin4U 0 #19 January 26, 2007 QuoteHmmm... I was thinking I wanted chlamydia, but unfortunately, I haven't been able to find any donors. Isn't Chlymydia a flower? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #20 January 26, 2007 QuoteHmmm... I was thinking I wanted chlamydia, but unfortunately, I haven't been able to find any donors. Don't give up! Keep fishing. With that bait, you shouldn't have trouble landing one."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
justinb138 0 #21 January 26, 2007 QuoteI've had herpes twice, but I'm all clean now. Herpes....The gift that keeps on giving. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #22 January 26, 2007 They call them STIs now, the word disease apparently stigmatises the dirty germ carrying scumbagsYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fallin4U 0 #23 January 26, 2007 Maybe condom dispenseers should be addded to dropzone men's rooms. Especially the french ticklers.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #24 January 26, 2007 QuoteMaybe condom dispenseers should be addded to dropzone men's rooms. Especially the french ticklers.... they are already at some here in OZ, and those stupid wipe on pheromonesYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmanmike 0 #25 May 13, 2008 Amazing the things one can find on this site! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
