skybytch 273 #1 May 6, 2008 Copied from Best of CL. ----- I don't care what colour you are. I don't care where you're from. I don't care what you do for a living. I don't care what class you are, how you dress, what you smoke or drink or who you know or whom you've fucked. I hate you all. I hate every last living, breathing, snot and feces producing, promiscuously copulating, celebrity obsessed, opinionated one of you. From right here in Toronto right around the planet and back, coast to coast, nationwide and internationally. Every. Single. Last. One. Of. You. Fuck love. Fuck your insipid grasping at some abstract concept of chemical imbalances and reasonless actions, fumbling around in the crowd trying to find some cinematic supposition for real human interaction. Fuck lust, too. Fuck you all, from the lowlife dirtbags that think dropping trou and waving the little soldier in a sloppy arc is a pick-up line to the sniveling of the desperate 'nice guys' who never get the girl due to a total lack of testosterone grown stones. Fuck you all, from the crazy, under dressed sluts that judge a persons character by the price of their shirt, right down to the fat, flabby chicks that think personality is enough. Fuck you drivers, for thinking that a yellow light is a sign that says 'step on the gas'. Fuck you wheelmen and women that think it's okay to sit in a left hand turn in the middle of morning traffic, even though there is a protected left in the intersections before and after where you need to make your turn. Fuck you too cyclists - you're not exempt from the traffic laws just because your peddling, you miserable spandex covered neon reflective fucks. Fuck you too, pedestrians. Use the fucking crosswalk if you don't want to get hit, and use it before the little countdown clock says '3'. You don't have enough goddamn time to lope across four lanes of traffic. Fuck you chick on your cellphone. Fuck you attitude packed minimum-wager that makes my coffee. Fuck you cops that spend all their time handing out speeding tickets. Fuck you douche bag doing ten over the limit in the passing lane on the highway. Fuck you lady using exact change at the counter at the grocery store. Fuck you kids having a conversation in the doorway. And fuck you also for not getting the fuck out of your designated handicapped seat when a pregnant or elderly person gets on the fucking bus. Fuck taxes. Fuck welfare. Fuck the whole selfish, over politicized and party driven government system. I'm sick and fucking tired of policies and new laws with seven hundred bylaws that nobody but you and your cabinet reads. Fuck you councilors and your stupid 'district improvement' plans. Fuck you unions, for asking for so much and giving nothing more that what you already give. Fuck the whole process that allows people who are supposed to be working for us work for interests that only benefit the next campaign. Fuck your short-sightedness, your rush to the bandwagons, and your incessant arguing over fuck all. Fuck the parties, fuck the conventions, and fuck your campaigns. Do some real fucking work for a change. Fuck you bottles of water. You're water. You're not worth two fucking dollars. Fuck you trendsetters, fuck you fashionistas. Fuck your little dogs and and your idiotic outfits. Fuck your high heels in the snow. Fuck your five dollar coffees and your fifteen dollar veggie burgers. Fuck your health kick, your diet or your fucking new interest in kickboxing or sushi. Fuck your culture. Fuck your race. Fuck your sense of entitlement. Fuck your sense of uniqueness. Fuck you all for the belief that you have something unique and interesting to contribute. Fuck you for filling the internet with your useless garbage. Fuck your blogs, your wikis, your forums. Fuck your name calling. And most of all, fuck whatever you believe. It's all wrong. Fuck it. Fuck your complaints. Fuck your addictions. Fuck your dependencies. Fuck your pain. Fuck your tears. Fuck selling whatever it is you sell. Fuck your manipulation of others. Fuck movies. Fuck fucking. Fuck everything you own. Fuck your allergies. Fuck your stupid commons sense. Fuck your spelling and fuck your lack of education, or your ignorance, whatever is applicable. I don't give a fuck. Shut the fuck up and just get on with it. ---- Now don't let this end up in fucking SC. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #3 May 6, 2008 Are you trying to tell us something? Are you armed? Have you bolted the door? How many hostages do you have? Do you want me to call your mother or next of kin? Or should I just leave some chocolate at the front door and back away slowly? Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #4 May 6, 2008 can someone summarize all that please? Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #5 May 6, 2008 Quote can someone summarize all that please? F**k you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ElJosh 0 #6 May 6, 2008 Someone just needs ice cream and a hug.~El Josh AKA Ruby DS #149 Yes I only have 3 jumps...it's the magic number dude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #7 May 6, 2008 Ok, my count is 66 f*cks in various forms...anyone get a different number?~R+R...If so, F*CK YOU! ~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
madhatter 0 #8 May 6, 2008 & here I thought your username was chosen tongue in cheek! Fuck you too & Happy Birthday anyway! A VERY MERRY UNBIRTHDAY TO YOU!!! D.S # 125 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Shotgun 1 #9 May 6, 2008 Good morning to you too, Lisa. Quote Fuck your little dogs and and your idiotic outfits. Funny, right before I woke up this morning, I was dreaming that I was chasing my four cats around the house, trying to put some sort of little costumes on them. It was becoming rather frustrating because the cats were not being cooperative (imagine that!), so I was relieved to wake up and realize it was just a dream. Fuck those uncooperative dreamland cats and their idiotic outfits. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #10 May 6, 2008 F**k you f**kers that write f**king long diatribes."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #11 May 6, 2008 You forgot to add this sentence. Fuck Ben and Cary, and fuck Skyride and their DZs. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #12 May 6, 2008 It's the kinder, gentler Bonfire. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mamajumps 0 #13 May 6, 2008 is it scary that I feel like that most days? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #14 May 6, 2008 Quote You forgot to add this sentence. Fuck Ben and fuckin Cary, and fuck fuckin Skyride and their fuckin DZs. edited it for yaDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #15 May 6, 2008 Quote Quote You forgot to add this sentence. Fuck Ben and fuckin Cary, and fuck fuckin Skyride and their fuckin DZs. edited it for ya fuckin A, baby! "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nutz 0 #16 May 6, 2008 Quotecan someone summarize all that please? Fuck you, you fucking fuck. "Don't! Get! Eliminated!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #17 May 6, 2008 Quote Quote can someone summarize all that please? I'm not interested in anything and I'm not getting laid ... so f**k you, you f**king f**k. Fixed it for you. "That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #18 May 6, 2008 Quote It's the kinder, gentler Bonfire. In that case, Let me add.. "Fuck the Kinder, Gentler Bonfire!". It was boring as hell. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #19 May 6, 2008 *golf clap*Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #20 May 6, 2008 Quote Quote It's the kinder, gentler Bonfire. In that case, Let me add.. "Fuck the fuckin Kinder, fuckin Gentler fuckin Bonfire!". It was fuckin boring as fuckin hell. Ehem Fuck it man. If you are going to fuckin use fuck fuckin use it to the fuckin extream.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lawrocket 3 #21 May 6, 2008 FUCKIN' A, BYTCH! My wife is hotter than your wife. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #22 May 6, 2008 Quote Quote Quote It's the kinder, gentler Bonfire. In that case, Let me add.. "Fuck the fuckin Kinder, fuckin Gentler fuckin Bonfire!". It was fuckin boring as fuckin hell. Ehem Fuck it man. If you are going to fuckin use fuck, fuckin use it to the fuckin extream. Fucking fixed that fucker for ya, fucker!! ETA: *whoops*Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #23 May 6, 2008 Fuck YOU!! What are you now the Fuck Nazi? I will fuckin use Fuck however the Fuck I fuckin want to!! You got a fucking problem with that you Fucktard? Now go Fuck Off. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #24 May 6, 2008 hmmm the Fuck Nazi. I fuckin like the fuckin sound of thatDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #25 May 6, 2008 Quotehmmm the Fuck Nazi. I fuckin like the fuckin sound of that Fuck Nazi say "No Fuck for you!"Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
