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Airtwardo, logbooks are for everyone

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Twardo, sorry to hear about you getting called down on your lack of log book but really-what did you expect? Your log book is an important record of your skydiving life. Remember, it's more for you than for anyone else. I know what you're thinking, you're thinking "Divot, but you don't keep a log book, why do I have to?" Well, Twardo, I've spent a long time developing my reputation in this sport, becoming known, respected, and dare I say loved by one and all. Maybe in time, grasshopper, you'll reach that stage. All you have to do is work hard, take your vitamins, and say your prayers.
Remember Airtwardo, I'm as close as the nearest phone anytime that you need advice.
You are only as strong as the prey you devour

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It's tough carrying around those big clay tablets, like Moses.



LOL - you beat me to it, but I was going to say it takes to long to chisel in the logbook entries after every jump :P
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You mean hiroglifix?:P

So Twardo, no log books got ya. I got nailed at Perris once for no log book. I thought all I needed was a USPA card and a couple of thousand jumps.



Not only that, but those jumps need also be signed! Got nailed on that when I went down there. I log but don't get them signed.

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You mean hiroglifix?:P

So Twardo, no log books got ya. I got nailed at Perris once for no log book. I thought all I needed was a USPA card and a couple of thousand jumps.



Not only that, but those jumps need also be signed! Got nailed on that when I went down there. I log but don't get them signed.


Huh? Have their rules changed since 2003? I was there then having logged all my jumps but not having had them signed for a few years, and I had over 1000 jumps. Don't remember having a problem getting to jump. I did have to make a video waiver though. That was strange.
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Sorry, John, it's cuneiform.



Whoopie fucking shit.

I was apparently close enough that you understood what the hell I was saying.

Pardon fucking me for not being an expert on ancient dead languages.


Need some koolaid? :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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Whoopie fucking shit.

So the Texan meets a Harvard grad one day and asks "Where y'all from?"

The Harvard man replies snootily "From where I come, we do not use a preposition to end a sentence."

The Texans smiles and says "I'm real sorry. Where y'all from, asshole?"

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Not only that, but those jumps need also be signed! Got nailed on that when I went down there. I log but don't get them signed.

Had a friend in High School fake about 50 jumps in a logbook and go with friends to one of the DZ's in state. His first jump was a 4 way from a Twin Beech from 10,500. It wasn't a good idea. He damn near bounced. :S

I'm sure those weren't the only fake jumps ever logged, either. I think my USPA card, licenses and ratings should be all that's required. But then, I don't run a DZ.:D

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I'm just cracking on gramps about something-the funny thing is, I could pretty much show up at most DZ's with a rig and a note from airtwardo saying "he's ok" and get on a load without anyone know me personally-for him to get asked for verification isn't wrong. But it is funny
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I think my USPA card, licenses and ratings should be all that's required.



Most DZs I go to in the US, that's all that is required. Technically, they should look at one's logbook as well. The lengthiest USPA currency expiration is six months, whereas USPA cards are issued only once a year, so you could easily be out of currency. That being said, I normally don't go inside the office with my logbook because so few DZs ask to see it. I have it in the car, and if they need it, I walk back and get it.
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That also gives you a chance to write in a jump or two to show you're current.



It only backfires if I die. Then USPA investigates, and finds out that I never jumped and was out of currency. I don't really see a down-side, here :)
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I'm just cracking on gramps about something-the funny thing is, I could pretty much show up at most DZ's with a rig and a note from airtwardo saying "he's ok" and get on a load without anyone know me personally-for him to get asked for verification isn't wrong. But it is funny





I usually DON'T travel with any logbooks...and have never 'lost' one yet! ;)

My point was, often times showing an in date USPA membership, a D license and PRO card is enough to satisfy the question about 'currency'...:)

I was just having trouble getting someone to understand a logbook can be faked, the PRO and D are a bit tougher.

A quick call to the DZO at my 'home' dropzone cleared things up, it was just an 'interesting' approach at first, putting so much more weight to some 'log' than a license. :ph34r:










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I usually DON'T travel with any logbooks...and have never 'lost' one yet! ;)

My point was, often times showing an in date USPA membership, a D license and PRO card is enough to satisfy the question about 'currency'...:)

I was just having trouble getting someone to understand a logbook can be faked, the PRO and D are a bit tougher.

Exactly, exactly, exactly! I've been nailed for not having a logbook, and had to do the same thing. Now I travel with it, relunctantly. Last boogie, checking in, log book in hand, the guy was an old friend, didn't even glance at our log books.:D

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