Poker Face...

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Two couples were playing poker one evening. Jim accidentally dropped some
cards on the floor. When he bent down under the table to pick them up, he
noticed Bob's wife, Sue, wasn't wearing any underwear under her dress!
Shocked by this, Jim, upon trying to sit back up again, hit his head on the
table and emerged red-faced.



Later, Jim went to the kitchen to get some refreshments. Bob's wife followed
and asked, 'Did you see anything that you like under there?'



Surprised by her boldness, Jim admitted that, well indeed he did.



She said, 'Well, you can have it, but it will cost you $500.'



After taking a minute or two to assess the financial and moral costs of this
offer, Jim confirmed that he was interested. Sue told him that since her
husband Bob worked Friday afternoons and Jim didn't, Jim should be at her
house around 2 p.m. Friday afternoon.



When Friday rolled around, Jim showed up at Bob's house at 2 p.m. sharp - and
after paying Sue the agreed sum of $500 - they went to the bedroom and closed
their transaction, as agreed.



Jim quickly dressed and left.



As usual, Bob came home from work at 6 p.m. And upon arriving, asked his
wife, 'Did Jim come by the house this afternoon?'



With a lump in her throat, Sue answered 'Why yes, he did stop by for a few
minutes this afternoon.'



Her heart nearly skipped a beat when her husband asked curtly, 'And did he
give you $500?'



Sue, using her best poker face, replied, 'Well, yes, in fact he did give me
$500.'



Bob, with a satisfied look on his face, surprised his wife by saying, 'He
came by the office this morning and borrowed $500 from me. He promised he'd
stop by our house this afternoon on his way home and pay me back.'



Now THAT, my friends, is a poker player!

"Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"