Gene03 0 #1 May 23, 2008 Two men (maybe Packer Fans!?!?) are out ice fishing at their favorite fishing hole, just fishing quietly and drinking beer. Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Larry says, "I think I'm going to divorce my wife - she hasn't spoken to me in over 2 months." Dave continues slowly sipping his beer, then thoughtfully says, "You'd better think it over - women like that are hard to find."“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #2 May 23, 2008 One day, a long time ago, there was a woman who sat quietly all day and didn't say a word. Of course, that was just for one day and it was a long time ago. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #3 May 23, 2008 What is the best sound that you can hear from your girlfriend? Mmmmfff mmfffff mfmfmmmmmmmffffffI'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #4 May 23, 2008 Quote What is the best sound that you can hear from your girlfriend? As if anyone would ever wanna be your girlfriend... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #5 May 23, 2008 They all do - until they find out that it really IS all about me.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #6 May 23, 2008 Quote What is the best sound that you can hear from your girlfriend? Every so often, I have a girlfriend. I usually give them back later that afternoon. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 May 23, 2008 Quote Quote What is the best sound that you can hear from your girlfriend? Every so often, I have a girlfriend. I usually give them back later that afternoon. Do they take inflatables back?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #8 May 23, 2008 Quote What is the best sound that you can hear from your girlfriend? Mmmmfff mmfffff mfmfmmmmmmmffffff I thought it was more like "yes, yes, yes, YES, YES, YEEEES, YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS" like the gym storage room in Porky's... oh wait, that's the funniest, not best... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #9 May 23, 2008 Quote They all do - until they find out that it really IS all about me. today it is all about you since it's National Turtle Day. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #10 May 23, 2008 Quote Quote Quote What is the best sound that you can hear from your girlfriend? Every so often, I have a girlfriend. I usually give them back later that afternoon. Do they take inflatables back? There is a reason why there is no "Satisfaction or your money back" guarantee. The sheep that we flew around at the Farm is no longer with us due to a skydiving-related injury. We still have the cow though. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SpeedRacer 1 #11 May 23, 2008 Quote Quote They all do - until they find out that it really IS all about me. today it is all about you since it's National Turtle Day. http://www.hsus.org/wildlife/a_closer_look_at_wildlife/turtles_and_tortoises/celebrate_world_turtle_day.html Holy shit! May 23rd really IS World Turtle Day!excerpt: "May is a busy month for turtles. Many have recently emerged from winter hibernation and are beginning their search for mates and nesting areas. For this reason, May 23 was designated World Turtle Day." Speed Racer -------------------------------------------------- Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #12 May 23, 2008 Quote Quote Quote They all do - until they find out that it really IS all about me. today it is all about you since it's National Turtle Day. http://www.hsus.org/wildlife/a_closer_look_at_wildlife/turtles_and_tortoises/celebrate_world_turtle_day.html Holy shit! May 23rd really IS World Turtle Day!excerpt: "May is a busy month for turtles. Many have recently emerged from winter hibernation and are beginning their search for mates and nesting areas. For this reason, May 23 was designated World Turtle Day." I have been in a good mood all day too. despite the anti Guy Cardisms going around.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #13 May 23, 2008 Quote Holy shit! May 23rd really IS World Turtle Day! You doubted me?? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #14 May 23, 2008 Quote Quote Holy shit! May 23rd really IS World Turtle Day! You doubted me?? Never doubt the Sunshine. This woman has her facts straight.Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #15 May 23, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Holy shit! May 23rd really IS World Turtle Day! You doubted me?? Never doubt the Sunshine. This woman has her facts straight. Is that a Turtle Beer in your hand for Turtle Day?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gene03 0 #16 May 23, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Holy shit! May 23rd really IS World Turtle Day! You doubted me?? Never doubt the Sunshine. This woman has her facts straight. Just thought I'd add... "This woman can get anything straight."“The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. Stanislaw Jerzy Lec quotes (Polish writer, poet and satirist 1906-1966) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
