simplyputsi 0 #26 May 21, 2008 I wouldn't say I'm a waste of time. Geesh. You know records were made to be brokenI'm sure if anyone could break such a record, her hotness could certainly be the one. You do have touch Paul priveleges. Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #27 May 21, 2008 Quote if I banged a skydiver I would feel like I was perfoming an act of incest- Well Boogies do happen in the South Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #28 May 21, 2008 Now just to put it out there. That there are some people who believe that while at a boogie, you should hook up with only one person. This person shall be dubbed the, "Boogie Boyfriend/Girlfriend." As such one shalt not bang another person. But that is just what some people think. Be safe wear condoms!Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #29 May 21, 2008 Quote A different one every night, if you're good enough. Only one a day? Amateurs... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #30 May 21, 2008 Quote Quote A different one every night, if you're good enough. Only one a day? Amateurs... Knew someone was going to say thatDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #31 May 21, 2008 Quote Quote if I banged a skydiver I would feel like I was perfoming an act of incest- Well Boogies do happen in the South Hardy Har harI will see if the DZO's down south can have a supply of male chastity belts. Ever heard of the CB6000? Google it- its great!I can be the hey holder.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #32 May 21, 2008 "I make 15 solid half hour friendships every evening"Name that tune (without the Orcale) You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #33 May 21, 2008 Quote Quote Quote if I banged a skydiver I would feel like I was perfoming an act of incest- Well Boogies do happen in the South Hardy Har harI will see if the DZO's down south can have a supply of male chastity belts. Ever heard of the CB6000? Google it- its great!I can be the hey holder. They'd have to buy less if the women wore them instead... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #34 May 21, 2008 That's a vaild point- however we can consider it "training for men" Also- there should be a hot tranny on premises- It would be like russian roulette and would make men think twiceOMG- that happened to a friend of mine a few months ago- when I was acting a wingwoman- this chick was SOOOO hot- and really down to earth. She truly was the "full package" turned out she was a dudeI told him its 2008- and to be open minded- but he wasn't buying it- the stopped seeing each other after she broke the ice. Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #35 May 21, 2008 Quote Quote A different one every night, if you're good enough. Only one a day? Amateurs... No kidding! What do ya think creepers were REALLY used for back in the day?! And packers are supposed to give time between jumps for humps, not to stand around bitchin why the skydive didn't go as planed! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #36 May 21, 2008 QuoteAnd packers are supposed to give time between jumps for humps, not to stand around bitchin why the skydive didn't go as planed! and if your packer and s/o are both mysteriously missing at the same time....don't worry about it, it's purely coincidence.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #37 May 21, 2008 Quote OMG- that happened to a friend of mine a few months ago- when I was acting a wingwoman- this chick was SOOOO hot- and really down to earth. She truly was the "full package" That should have been his first clue... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #38 May 21, 2008 Quote Quote And packers are supposed to give time between jumps for humps, not to stand around bitchin why the skydive didn't go as planed! and if your packer and s/o are both mysteriously missing at the same time....don't worry about it, it's purely coincidence.... ...and the likely reason your lines are all 'sticky' and smell like bleach! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #39 May 21, 2008 Quote Quote Quote if I banged a skydiver I would feel like I was perfoming an act of incest- Well Boogies do happen in the South Hardy Har harI will see if the DZO's down south can have a supply of male chastity belts. Ever heard of the CB6000? Google it- its great!I can be the hey holder. The problem is If I were to wear a cbelt I think it would increase my fallrateDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #40 May 21, 2008 Bolas- I can't wait until you come to summer fest- I think you can show a newbie like me how NOT to act at a boogie Plus I can see if I can mod a male chasitity device to resemble your gator thong. But remember we both will be wearing helmets/chasitity devices for safety. Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
poe62 0 #41 May 21, 2008 Quote Now just to put it out there. That there are some people who believe that while at a boogie, you should hook up with only one person. This person shall be dubbed the, "Boogie Boyfriend/Girlfriend." As such one shalt not bang another person. But that is just what some people think. Be safe wear condoms! ...or you just add more to the group... ~Nikki http://www.facebook.com/poe62 Irgity Dirgity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #42 May 21, 2008 Quote Only one a day? Amateurs... I said a different one every night. If done correctly, a different one every night is equal to two different ones every day. Oh yeah, guys, if you're going to try this, be sure to remember that her fucking you last night does not mean she wants to skydive with you today. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #43 May 21, 2008 Quote Oh yeah, guys, if you're going to try this, be sure to remember that her fucking you last night does not mean she wants to skydive with you today. Hell, that's funny."Hey, don't be in the tent when I wake up, 'kay?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #44 May 21, 2008 Quote I think of DZ's like my second home- To me - if I banged a skydiver I would feel like I was perfoming an act of incest- Most boogies occur in the South.. so that sort of thing is ok for those boogies. UPDATED DAYUM and here I get to page 2 and Broke was already thinking about the south Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #45 May 21, 2008 QuoteI think of DZ's like my second home- To me - if I banged a skydiver I would feel like I was perfoming an act of incest- Quote Its OK dear... skydivers are one big incesteous familly.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites banesanura 1 #46 May 21, 2008 QuoteQuoteI think of DZ's like my second home- To me - if I banged a skydiver I would feel like I was perfoming an act of incest- Quote Its OK dear... skydivers are one big incesteous familly. SO let me get this right USPA= Warren Steed Jeffs? I don't wanna be a concubine!Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #47 May 21, 2008 Quote Bolas- I can't wait until you come to summer fest- I think you can show a newbie like me how NOT to act at a boogie Plus I can see if I can mod a male chasitity device to resemble your gator thong. But remember we both will be wearing helmets/chasitity devices for safety. I'm not gonna be at Summerfest, trying to hit the 4th of July Boogie at SDC though. I'm proof noone is useless, they can always be used as a bad example... The gator thong usually is enough that a chastity device is not needed. IM(limited)E I've found that the more I ignore the area that'd be covered by a chastity device on a woman and concentrate on other areas of her body, the more turned on she gets... Depending on the type of helmet, that may be more of a hinderence than the device. You'd be begging me for the key... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #48 May 21, 2008 Quote Quote Only one a day? Amateurs... I said a different one every night. If done correctly, a different one every night is equal to two different ones every day. Oh yeah, guys, if you're going to try this, be sure to remember that her fucking you last night does not mean she wants to skydive with you today. Only one a day night? Amateurs... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #49 May 21, 2008 Quote Only one a night? Amateurs... You've never tried putting on a rig after doing more than one guy last night, have you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #50 May 21, 2008 Quote Oh yeah, guys, if you're going to try this, be sure to remember that her fucking you last night does not mean she wants to skydive with you today. She might, though. Didn't the Crack Choir sing a song about that last year? Oh yeah, I wrote that one... So kiss me and smile for me Tell me that you'll jump with me But I don't think I could fuck you one more time Cuz I'm leavin' on a jump plane I doubt that I'll be back again Oh babe, I have to go"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
banesanura 1 #46 May 21, 2008 QuoteQuoteI think of DZ's like my second home- To me - if I banged a skydiver I would feel like I was perfoming an act of incest- Quote Its OK dear... skydivers are one big incesteous familly. SO let me get this right USPA= Warren Steed Jeffs? I don't wanna be a concubine!Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #47 May 21, 2008 Quote Bolas- I can't wait until you come to summer fest- I think you can show a newbie like me how NOT to act at a boogie Plus I can see if I can mod a male chasitity device to resemble your gator thong. But remember we both will be wearing helmets/chasitity devices for safety. I'm not gonna be at Summerfest, trying to hit the 4th of July Boogie at SDC though. I'm proof noone is useless, they can always be used as a bad example... The gator thong usually is enough that a chastity device is not needed. IM(limited)E I've found that the more I ignore the area that'd be covered by a chastity device on a woman and concentrate on other areas of her body, the more turned on she gets... Depending on the type of helmet, that may be more of a hinderence than the device. You'd be begging me for the key... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Bolas 5 #48 May 21, 2008 Quote Quote Only one a day? Amateurs... I said a different one every night. If done correctly, a different one every night is equal to two different ones every day. Oh yeah, guys, if you're going to try this, be sure to remember that her fucking you last night does not mean she wants to skydive with you today. Only one a day night? Amateurs... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skybytch 273 #49 May 21, 2008 Quote Only one a night? Amateurs... You've never tried putting on a rig after doing more than one guy last night, have you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites NWFlyer 2 #50 May 21, 2008 Quote Oh yeah, guys, if you're going to try this, be sure to remember that her fucking you last night does not mean she wants to skydive with you today. She might, though. Didn't the Crack Choir sing a song about that last year? Oh yeah, I wrote that one... So kiss me and smile for me Tell me that you'll jump with me But I don't think I could fuck you one more time Cuz I'm leavin' on a jump plane I doubt that I'll be back again Oh babe, I have to go"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 Next Page 2 of 3 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
Bolas 5 #47 May 21, 2008 Quote Bolas- I can't wait until you come to summer fest- I think you can show a newbie like me how NOT to act at a boogie Plus I can see if I can mod a male chasitity device to resemble your gator thong. But remember we both will be wearing helmets/chasitity devices for safety. I'm not gonna be at Summerfest, trying to hit the 4th of July Boogie at SDC though. I'm proof noone is useless, they can always be used as a bad example... The gator thong usually is enough that a chastity device is not needed. IM(limited)E I've found that the more I ignore the area that'd be covered by a chastity device on a woman and concentrate on other areas of her body, the more turned on she gets... Depending on the type of helmet, that may be more of a hinderence than the device. You'd be begging me for the key... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #48 May 21, 2008 Quote Quote Only one a day? Amateurs... I said a different one every night. If done correctly, a different one every night is equal to two different ones every day. Oh yeah, guys, if you're going to try this, be sure to remember that her fucking you last night does not mean she wants to skydive with you today. Only one a day night? Amateurs... Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skybytch 273 #49 May 21, 2008 Quote Only one a night? Amateurs... You've never tried putting on a rig after doing more than one guy last night, have you? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #50 May 21, 2008 Quote Oh yeah, guys, if you're going to try this, be sure to remember that her fucking you last night does not mean she wants to skydive with you today. She might, though. Didn't the Crack Choir sing a song about that last year? Oh yeah, I wrote that one... So kiss me and smile for me Tell me that you'll jump with me But I don't think I could fuck you one more time Cuz I'm leavin' on a jump plane I doubt that I'll be back again Oh babe, I have to go"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
