Bolas 5 #51 May 21, 2008 Quote Quote Only one a night? Amateurs... You've never tried putting on a rig after doing more than one guy last night, have you? No. One penis a night (mine) is usually enough for me. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #52 May 21, 2008 Quote Quote Now just to put it out there. That there are some people who believe that while at a boogie, you should hook up with only one person. This person shall be dubbed the, "Boogie Boyfriend/Girlfriend." As such one shalt not bang another person. But that is just what some people think. Be safe wear condoms! ...or you just add more to the group... A whole new meaning to "Just For Us" Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
poe62 0 #53 May 21, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Now just to put it out there. That there are some people who believe that while at a boogie, you should hook up with only one person. This person shall be dubbed the, "Boogie Boyfriend/Girlfriend." As such one shalt not bang another person. But that is just what some people think. Be safe wear condoms! ...or you just add more to the group... A whole new meaning to "Just For Us" mmmhmm...come one come all...~Nikki http://www.facebook.com/poe62 Irgity Dirgity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #54 May 21, 2008 QuoteSo should you sleep with only one person per boogie, or whore it up with as many as possible? QuoteIt depends. Is your spouse or significant other in attendance, or back at home? So you are recommending cheating on spouses while at a boogie? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #55 May 21, 2008 QuoteQuoteSo should you sleep with only one person per boogie, or whore it up with as many as possible? QuoteIt depends. Is your spouse or significant other in attendance, or back at home? So you are recommending cheating on spouses while at a boogie? *turns up John's 'sarcasm' control and has him re-read the thread*Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #56 May 21, 2008 QuoteQuoteSo should you sleep with only one person per boogie, or whore it up with as many as possible? QuoteIt depends. Is your spouse or significant other in attendance, or back at home? So you are recommending cheating on spouses while at a boogie? What if both spouses are at the same boogie and they both cheat?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #57 May 21, 2008 QuoteSo you are recommending cheating on spouses while at a boogie? Only if its with 2 chicks at once. [high five] And bring the H&S.. a must at any boogie...Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #58 May 21, 2008 Quote And bring the H&S.. a must at any boogie... Mmm... tingly."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #59 May 21, 2008 I was wondering when the Speakers Corner denizens would sneak in and chide this hedonistic thread. The morals of the country MUST be protected. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #60 May 21, 2008 QuoteI was wondering when the Speakers Corner denizens would sneak in and chide this hedonistic thread. The morals of the country MUST be protected. What's more moral than oral?Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #61 May 21, 2008 Quotetrying to hit the 4th of July Boogie at SDC though There is no trying. You WILL BE at my awesome home dz for the 4th of july boogie. SDC is the bestest dz ever so get your bitch ass here to hang out with me!!! ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #62 May 21, 2008 USPA= 'The Prophet'= United States Polygamy Association They condone incest of all skydivers. Example: Man: Excuse for being the DZ whore- The Prophet told me to bang you and many woman to promote a safe a fun skydiving experience while staying here at the camp ground. Woman: what?! Man: If anything The Prophet wants us to bang that way we can have more skydivers on this earth. *grabs woman's hand* Man: So come on- lets get to work and make The Prophet happy. Woman: *@&@%^@_!)?~@_ *then round house kicks him in the gonads*Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #63 May 21, 2008 Quote *then round house kicks him in the gonads* A bit on the height-challenged side, are we? Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #64 May 22, 2008 QuoteWhat if both spouses are at the same boogie and they both cheat? Then they deserve each other. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #65 May 22, 2008 I'm not height challenged- he's just really TALL Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Butters 0 #66 May 22, 2008 QuoteWhat if both spouses are at the same boogie and they both cheat? If they're both going to be cheaters they should just become swingers ..."That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #67 May 22, 2008 Quote I'm not height challenged- he's just really TALL We'll have to get ya a stepstool.... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #68 May 22, 2008 NO NO NO I want MOON BOOTS!!!!!!!!! bouncy bouncy!!1 those will be bitchin at the dz!Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #69 May 22, 2008 Quote NO NO NO I want MOON BOOTS!!!!!!!!! bouncy bouncy!!1 those will be bitchin at the dz! Moon Boots nice less work Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #70 May 23, 2008 The only Proper way to handle this situation is GROUPS. It gets way too tiring trying to run around and sleep with each person you want to sleep with if you are only doing one at a time. Waaay too much hassle. Much easier to get everyone together and get it all done at one time. It is perfectly acceptable to assemble a different group on the second night. The first night is just sort of like auditions. Weed out the poor performers early. Extensive research in this field has lead me to discover that 6 to 8 is the ideal Number. More than that and it gets confusing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #71 May 23, 2008 It is even better if they all have the same name Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #72 May 23, 2008 Quote It is even better if they all have the same name They have names? WOW!! learn something new everyday on here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
streaker 0 #73 May 23, 2008 Quote Well I am going to skyfest. Great! Tell the Chester peeps Snowwhite and I say Hey! Bolas, Perhaps iluvtofly should be adopted as a bumpy brother????? StreakerHave a yippee ki ya day! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Darktreader 0 #74 May 24, 2008 Quote Extensive research in this field has lead me to discover that 6 to 8 is the ideal Number. More than that and it gets confusing. Exception: Make sure immediate family was not invited to same group."Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #75 May 24, 2008 Exception: Make sure immediate family was not invited to same group. Quote So sis tells me, ya do that just like dad, I told her yeah I know...that's what mom says! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
