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It depends. Is your spouse or significant other in attendance, or back at home?
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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So should you sleep with only one person per boogie, or whore it up with as many as possible?



I like to start out at about 10 to 12 per room, and then keep my options open. Why limit yourself?
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Assuming you have no significant other who might kick you and your stuff to the curb, you should sleep with as many different people as possible. A different one every night, if you're good enough.

The truly talented don't even have to bother bringing a tent. :ph34r:

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Haven't you been to one of the Farm's all you can jump hump boogies?



Fixed that for ya... :)


About as accurate as you can get. :D:D:D
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Assuming you have no significant other who might kick you and your stuff to the curb, you should sleep with as many different people as possible. A different one every night, if you're good enough.

The truly talented don't even have to bother bringing a tent. :ph34r:



But even if you have a significant other, as long as he/she isn't there, it's perfectly acceptable to slut around. Nothing that happens at boogies ever ends up on DZ.com or ever causes drama in relationships. :);)

Be sure to let each person know how very special they are are how much you're looking forward to spending each night of the boogie with them, though, because it adds that extra element of excitement to the next night.
"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke

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I personally am trying to hold the record for having the least amount of sex at all boogies I attend.

Ladies, don't even try to ruin this record. You'll never be able to break me into submission:)





Shameless Plug!!!!!!!!!!!:D:ph34r::D



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I personally am trying to hold the record for having the least amount of sex at all boogies I attend.

Ladies, don't even try to ruin this record. You'll never be able to break me into submission

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Shameless Plug!!!!!!!!!!!




That's our Simply!!! :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: Hoping for a "plug".. :o:):P

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I personally am trying to hold the record for having the least amount of sex at all boogies I attend.

Ladies, don't even try to ruin this record. You'll never be able to break me into submission

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Shameless Plug!!!!!!!!!!!




That's our Simply!!! :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: Hoping for a "plug".. :o:):P



ROFLMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

I'm trying not to die laughing in the middle of class...:D:D:D:D:D:D:D


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Ladies, don't even try to ruin this record. You'll never be able to break me into submission

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Shameless Plug!!!!!!!!!!!




That's our Simply!!! :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r: Hoping for a "plug".. :o:):P


what the heck is that supposed to mean?!!
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Ladies, don't even try to ruin this record. You'll never be able to break me into submission



Thanks for letting us know that we shouldn't waste our time. Your standards are admirable, your mom should be so proud. :)
She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

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I personally am trying to hold the record for having the least amount of sex at all boogies I attend.

Ladies, don't even try to ruin this record. You'll never be able to break me into submission:)




I haven't even banged any skydivers or any one at the DZ's (don't plan on ever doing it either) I think of DZ's like my second home- To me - if I banged a skydiver I would feel like I was perfoming an act of incest-

While I don't oppose or I will ever judge any one who hooks up at the boogies- (and especially if they don't mind me watching!) - it's just not my thing.


I am going to be making cast iron chasitity belts everytime I go to a boogie. Hope fully I don't develope gane green. hahahahahah:D:D

I'd rather take an outsider and pop their skydiving cherry! hehehehehehehhe:):):):):D:D:D:D
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