The best way to take a hot chick home

[Broke 0]

Be her Designated Driver for the evening.

Drive safe brothers

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Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192

[shropshire 0]

..... in a KFC Bucket?

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Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[Scoop 0]

So not trying to get cheeky in the back of a taxi then?

[airtwardo 7]

Carried with two fingers like a six pack?

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[lilDevil 2]

Drive through red rooster

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" Cant keep a good woman down "
Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

[jtval 0]

I've been using burlap sacks.

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[Whiskeyboi 0]

When there's no one else around, introduce her to me. You'll look like Prince Charming, and I'll still look like the Elephant Man.

Darwinism...ain't it great?

[longtall 0]

Nasty; but funny.

" 90 right, five miles then cut."---Pukin Buzzards

[tbrown 26]

Throw her over your shoulder and spank her if she kicks too much. This also allows the two of you to talk dirty all the way home.

Your humble servant.....Professor Gravity !

[JohnMitchell 16]

I married her. Worked for me.

[TheAnvil 0]

Good advice...the next time I see Skymama...

Vinny the Anvil
Post Traumatic Didn't Make The Lakers Syndrome is REAL
JACKASS POWER!!!!!!

[Nutz 0]

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..... in a KFC Bucket?

Thats what I was thinking.

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