leroydb 0 #1 June 30, 2005 so what would happen in theory if you got to 500 jumps with out being pied EVER?Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cvfd1399 0 #2 June 30, 2005 Really Really bad stuff Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #3 June 30, 2005 such as...? details?Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jasonRose 0 #4 June 30, 2005 Quoteso what would happen in theory if you got to 500 jumps with out being pied EVER? I think they bend you over and .... you in the ass to make up for lost time. Or maybe your old instructors buy you beer!!!! Some day I will have the best staff in the world!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
AggieDave 6 #5 June 30, 2005 There is no statue of limitations on pieing, you'll get hit doubly hard for 1000.--"When I die, may I be surrounded by scattered chrome and burning gasoline." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
FreeflyKiwi 0 #6 June 30, 2005 I thought I got away with it last week because I did my 500th during the week, but sure enough the badfish at my DZ found out and pied my ass so I was smelling pretty bad for a couple of days.Dale two time New Zealand gumboot throwing champ. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #7 June 30, 2005 Quoteso what would happen in theory if you got to 500 jumps with out being pied EVER? I'll let you know in about 60 jumps. *running back into hiding*Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
upndownshop 0 #8 June 30, 2005 QuoteThere is no statue of limitations on pieing, you'll get hit doubly hard for 1000. What ever!!! you guys missed em both!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #9 June 30, 2005 I would offer the example of a young alumnus of Skydive Tallahassee who somehow made it to -I believe it was his 200th- but I may be slightly off- without the sting of Cool Whip in his eyes. Then on a windswept night in Rantoul, Illinois, he was lashed to a tent pole and pied 200 times -again my numbers may be off, but it was at least 100. I believe it's on the Rantoul 2003 video. Or you could learn from the example of a young OrFun who was stupid enough to complain about not being loved after his 100th, only to be NAILED four months later, at 9pm, on a Sunday night, in 45 degree weather, as he was about to drive home from a boogie. Either way, the lesson is clear: Zip it! And don't turn your back.OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
outlawphx 1 #10 June 30, 2005 The dreaded pie interest rate! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #11 June 30, 2005 Gee- I got a hug and a free pack job for my hundreth (but I did buy a case of green bottled beer) and got to be on a 4 point 20 way (plus more hugs) for my 500th. No pie. I think pie is only appropriate for 1,000 and any triple zero after that. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dagny 0 #12 June 30, 2005 Quote In Reply To so what would happen in theory if you got to 500 jumps with out being pied EVER? I'll let you know in about 60 jumps. *running back into hiding* BWAHAHAHA! I know how many jumps you have, Messican. Your pieing has been a long time coming. Besides, don't I have video of you pieing someone else? If you play...you're going to pay! Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kris 0 #13 June 30, 2005 QuoteBWAHAHAHA! I know how many jumps you have, Messican. Your pieing has been a long time coming. Besides, don't I have video of you pieing someone else? If you play...you're going to pay! Nope, in pieing, it's perfectly acceptable to be a thrower when one hasn't been a receiver. And, remember, you've got one coming up too in about 33 jumps.Sky, Muff Bro, Rodriguez Bro, and Bastion of Purity and Innocence!™ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dagny 0 #14 June 30, 2005 Quoteyou've got one coming up too in about 33 jumps. Evil. Bad. Grrrrrrrr! Besides, I'm sure you'll be first...and I'll be shooting video. And pie. You are going down, monkey. (and I'd help clean you up later...Take me, I am the drug; take me, I am hallucinogenic. -Salvador Dali Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PhreeZone 20 #15 June 30, 2005 If you are refering to Kyle on the Rantoul 2003 DVD then was at 2000 or 3000 jumps I believe when Grant tied his ass to the pole in the main entertainment tent. I know, I was the one filming and pieing at the same time Yesterday is history And tomorrow is a mystery Parachutemanuals.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RastaRicanAir 0 #16 June 30, 2005 That's the one. I'm no good with numbers, I usually get by on my looks. (No points for hitting that one back. Too easy.)OrFunV/LocoBoca Rodriguez/Sonic Grieco/Muff Brother #4411 -"and ladies....messin with Robbie is venturing into territory you cant even imagine!-cuz Robbie is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #17 July 2, 2005 whistles.... hehehe jump 500 ended up doing a coaching dive for a retired SF guy... surprisingly fell quite slow... Good thing I didnt wear weights... I am sure I looked like a rave dancer when flying with him though... kept giving him the sign for legs... he did a back flippydo, and a backsliding 360... This coaching deal is reallying helping me improve my flying overall... it was a great jump none the less. also did my first official paid tandem video on jump 502... so far a great start to a long weekend! Le RoyLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #18 April 24, 2008 Quote Quote so what would happen in theory if you got to 500 jumps with out being pied EVER? I think they bend you over and .... you in the ass to make up for lost time. Two years later, you were proven correct! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
stitch 0 #19 April 24, 2008 Note to self : When Leroy comes to Idaho, remember to smack him upside the head with a frozen Sara Lee pie. "No cookies for you"- GFD "I don't think I like the sound of that" ~ MB65 Don't be a "Racer Hater" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #20 April 24, 2008 Doc got pied by 2 naked chicks in a shower at LP.....statute of limitations never runs out .... or at least so I have been told DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #21 April 25, 2008 You know I have yet to be pied... but... if I must... please not frozen... that might hurt I hope you can hobble fast enough to catch me Mr. hop along! hehe Leroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #22 April 25, 2008 Quote You know I have yet to be pied... but... if I must... please not frozen... that might hurt I hope you can hobble fast enough to catch me Mr. hop along! hehe I've never been pied either but i i ever do I soo want to be pied like this***Doc got pied by 2 naked chicks in a shower You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
woady 0 #23 April 25, 2008 Quote Doc got pied by 2 naked chicks in a shower at LP.....statute of limitations never runs out .... or at least so I have been told Yeah, I just wanna say that if there was ever a way I wanted to be pied, that would be the way. I'm not saying....I'm just saying. You know what's similar between Cops and Firefighters? They both wanna be firefighters. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #24 April 25, 2008 Quote Quote Doc got pied by 2 naked chicks in a shower at LP.....statute of limitations never runs out .... or at least so I have been told Yeah, I just wanna say that if there was ever a way I wanted to be pied, that would be the way. I'm not saying....I'm just saying. it was awesome....he had no clue and he went into the shower for a video he thought we were doing....he pulled back the curtain and got pied by me and another dz chick...both voluptuous chest to chest. Yes there is video so it really did happen. Needless to say....he was a bit shocked.. one of the best pieings I have been involved with that is for sureDPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
selbbub78 0 #25 April 25, 2008 dude, you're asking for it!!! CReW Skies, bubbles "Women fake orgasms - men fake whole relationships" – Sharon Stone "The world is my dropzone" (wise crewdog quote) "The light dims, until full darkness pierces into the world."-KDM Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
