shropshire 0 #1 May 31, 2008 Jumped my mates Jedi today... and have not stopped smiling yet.... Fan-bleeding-tastic (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #2 May 31, 2008 I nailed a wookie once. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy_Copland 0 #3 May 31, 2008 Did you speak to your instructor Tony? For the love of God speak to your damn instructor!!! 1338 People aint made of nothin' but water and shit. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 May 31, 2008 Andrew...... STFU (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #5 May 31, 2008 Quote I nailed a wookie once. I'm not at all surprised (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,488 #6 May 31, 2008 Quote I nailed a wookie once. Ummmm... been meaning to talk to you for awhile about that Halloween party where ya gots a little smashed, Bro. The guy in the wookie suit is still trying to figure out... Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #7 May 31, 2008 Quote Quote I nailed a wookie once. Ummmm... been meaning to talk to you for awhile about that Halloween party where ya gots a little smashed, Bro. The guy in the wookie suit is still trying to figure out... ...either i gotta quit drinkin', or i gotta get a flea collar cock ring! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #8 June 1, 2008 Quote ...either i gotta quit drinkin', or i gotta get a flea collar cock ring! I've been hoping for a complete gem like that to use as a sig line. Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #9 June 1, 2008 Quote Quote ...either i gotta quit drinkin', or i gotta get a flea collar cock ring! I've been hoping for a complete gem like that to use as a sig line. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wrightskyguy 1 #10 June 1, 2008 QuoteI nailed a wookie once. *** ever shoot a wamprat in your T-16 back home? John Wright World's most beloved skydiver Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kschilk 0 #11 June 2, 2008 Quote Jumped my mates Jedi today... and have not stopped smiling yet.... Fan-bleeding-tastic Congratulations! You're now qualified to orbit around Uranus and search for Klingons!!! "T'was ever thus." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shropshire 0 #12 June 2, 2008 Jeeeze you wags.... you have me spliting me side w'lafter (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Scoop 0 #13 June 2, 2008 You did post it in the Bonfire! What did you expect!? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shropshire 0 #14 June 2, 2008 Quote You did post it in the Bonfire! What did you expect!? Ha - Actually, I didn't... it's been moved from another place (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ryoder 1,590 #15 June 2, 2008 Quote Quote You did post it in the Bonfire! What did you expect!? Ha - Actually, I didn't... it's been moved from another place (Lemme see if I can get it moved back...)So if you liked the Jedi, have you tried the Samurai? It was Brian's next-generation design after the Jedi."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites futuredivot 0 #16 June 2, 2008 Quote i gotta get a flea collar cock ring! You might be SOL, cowboy. I'm betting that there's only so small that those things can be manufacturedYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shropshire 0 #17 June 2, 2008 Thanks - No I haven't but would like to. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites futuredivot 0 #18 June 2, 2008 Try as you might, it's never going to go back on subject now-so shoot me a pm to tell me what you liked about it You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #19 June 2, 2008 Quote Try as you might, it's never going to go back on subject now-so shoot me a pm to tell me what you liked about it Or...you can just ignore him in public like the rest of us are doin'~!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites futuredivot 0 #20 June 2, 2008 Gee, Dad, You not gonna get a card acting like that You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shropshire 0 #21 June 2, 2008 Quote or you can just ignore him in public like the rest of us are doin'~!! fucker (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #22 June 2, 2008 Quote Gee, Dad, You not gonna get a card acting like that My fuckin' week is lookin' brighter all the time! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites futuredivot 0 #23 June 2, 2008 Quote Quote Gee, Dad, You not gonna get a card acting like that My fuckin' week is lookin' brighter all the time! Glad you're in a good mood cuz you're way the heck behind on my allowanceYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites airtwardo 7 #24 June 2, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Gee, Dad, You not gonna get a card acting like that My fuckin' week is lookin' brighter all the time! Glad you're in a good mood cuz you're way the heck behind on my allowance Get those gay porno mags & the boy-butter out from under your mattress and we'll talk! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites futuredivot 0 #25 June 2, 2008 Quote Get those gay porno mags & the boy-butter out from under your mattress and we'll talk! Sorry, Mom asked me to hide them until she could burn them after she found them in your tackle box. By the way, why did she paint "Brokeback Barge" on the side of your boat? Isn't Wookie Nookie enough for you.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 Next Page 1 of 2 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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kschilk 0 #11 June 2, 2008 Quote Jumped my mates Jedi today... and have not stopped smiling yet.... Fan-bleeding-tastic Congratulations! You're now qualified to orbit around Uranus and search for Klingons!!! "T'was ever thus." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #12 June 2, 2008 Jeeeze you wags.... you have me spliting me side w'lafter (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Scoop 0 #13 June 2, 2008 You did post it in the Bonfire! What did you expect!? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #14 June 2, 2008 Quote You did post it in the Bonfire! What did you expect!? Ha - Actually, I didn't... it's been moved from another place (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #15 June 2, 2008 Quote Quote You did post it in the Bonfire! What did you expect!? Ha - Actually, I didn't... it's been moved from another place (Lemme see if I can get it moved back...)So if you liked the Jedi, have you tried the Samurai? It was Brian's next-generation design after the Jedi."There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #16 June 2, 2008 Quote i gotta get a flea collar cock ring! You might be SOL, cowboy. I'm betting that there's only so small that those things can be manufacturedYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #17 June 2, 2008 Thanks - No I haven't but would like to. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #18 June 2, 2008 Try as you might, it's never going to go back on subject now-so shoot me a pm to tell me what you liked about it You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #19 June 2, 2008 Quote Try as you might, it's never going to go back on subject now-so shoot me a pm to tell me what you liked about it Or...you can just ignore him in public like the rest of us are doin'~!! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #20 June 2, 2008 Gee, Dad, You not gonna get a card acting like that You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #21 June 2, 2008 Quote or you can just ignore him in public like the rest of us are doin'~!! fucker (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #22 June 2, 2008 Quote Gee, Dad, You not gonna get a card acting like that My fuckin' week is lookin' brighter all the time! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #23 June 2, 2008 Quote Quote Gee, Dad, You not gonna get a card acting like that My fuckin' week is lookin' brighter all the time! Glad you're in a good mood cuz you're way the heck behind on my allowanceYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #24 June 2, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Gee, Dad, You not gonna get a card acting like that My fuckin' week is lookin' brighter all the time! Glad you're in a good mood cuz you're way the heck behind on my allowance Get those gay porno mags & the boy-butter out from under your mattress and we'll talk! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #25 June 2, 2008 Quote Get those gay porno mags & the boy-butter out from under your mattress and we'll talk! Sorry, Mom asked me to hide them until she could burn them after she found them in your tackle box. By the way, why did she paint "Brokeback Barge" on the side of your boat? Isn't Wookie Nookie enough for you.You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites