DangerRoo 0 #51 April 16, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote Quote I'll keep drinkin if you post the other orb I might have a heart attack if she does, but what a way to go! hey you survived the yellow bikini avatar Barely and I traded my soul and a rookie Joe Montana card for a copy of it once you took it down... thanks, ...but I think you got jipped Not really...his soul was about as bent-up as the Montana card. (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #52 April 16, 2008 Not really...his soul was about as bent-up as the Montana card *** Actuall the card was in better shape.... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #53 April 16, 2008 ouch, but you are the skydemon haha (I.C.D#2 VP) "<3 ..Looks like breasts coming out of an ice cream cone. Mmmm."~John Mitchell "I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #54 April 16, 2008 Quote ouch, but you are the skydemon haha Hey Demons have feelings too... Ok, just kidding.......Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dannydan 5 #55 April 16, 2008 Sir.... that is FUNNY as all get out man..... I started looking at the kids from the top/backrow down and I was taking a drink when I came across the kid flippin the birdS.... I almost had spillage all over my screen!!!! THANKS for the hilarious laughter man.... It IS good! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #56 April 16, 2008 Quote Quote ouch, but you are the skydemon haha Hey Demons have feelings too... Ok, just kidding....... alright well I'm out for the night cya (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #57 April 16, 2008 Dude you have a looong way to go to become a postwhore... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #58 April 16, 2008 Can I be an honorary postwhore? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #59 April 16, 2008 I can?? !!! I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.... Cya Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #60 April 16, 2008 SSHHH SSSHHH everyone be quiet..... one of the masters is blessing us with his presence, let us listen to his wisdom..... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #61 April 16, 2008 Hey I said when I grow up...... That gives me some time!!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #62 April 16, 2008 Hi Mc Beth...... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #63 April 16, 2008 Quote Can I be an honorary postwhore? What the heck, you're my favorite flasher, so why not? "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #64 April 16, 2008 Wow I didnt know she was a flasher..... I feel so left out! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #65 April 16, 2008 I'm so proud...had to actually work for 20 minutes...come back and this thread has exploded. I love you all. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #66 April 16, 2008 Quote I'm so proud...had to actually work for 20 minutes...come back and this thread has exploded. I love you all. Im sorry you had to work for 20 minutes..... Thanks for coming back the thread hasnt been the same since you left!Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #67 April 16, 2008 Awe thank you. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #68 April 16, 2008 Wow I have to go do my taxes pretty soon....... I wonder ir the thread will survive!! Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #69 April 16, 2008 It might survive but it won't be as much fun. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #70 April 16, 2008 Oh stop it..... Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #71 April 16, 2008 What level of blonde are you? FIRST DEGREE A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning.The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up. The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.' SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.' The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!' So, the first blonde hands her the compact. The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!' THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!' The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!' FOURTH DEGREE A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me, ... I know 'em all' A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?' The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy . it's W.' FIFTH DEGREE Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? A: 'Is it mine?' SIXTH DEGREE Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her US Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware .' SEVENTH DEGREE Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman!'Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skydemon2 0 #72 April 16, 2008 SAYING GOODBYE TO MOTHER...... You Don't Have To Own A Cat To Appreciate This One! You don't even have to like 'em! We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Years Eve Party. We turned on a night light, covered our pet parakeet and put the cat in the backyard. We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house. The cat we put out in the yard, scoots back into the house. We didn't want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird. My wife goes out to the taxi, while I went inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn't want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, 'He's just going upstairs to say Goodbye to my mother.' A few minutes later, I get into the cab. 'Sorry I took so long,' He said, as we drove away. 'That stupid bitch was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out in the back yard!' The cab driver hit a parked car.Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone! I like to start my day off with a little Ray of Soulshine™!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #73 April 16, 2008 Quote THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so,she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!' The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next!' I don't suppose it would be fun to just reply to that last line with: "oh, okay" and cross your arms with a smile on your face. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
simplyputsi 0 #74 April 16, 2008 WTF is going on in here!!! You people better behave or I'll ummmmm I'll post nakee pics of myself or something!!!Skymama's #2 stalker - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 34 #75 April 16, 2008 Quote WTF is going on in here!!! You people better behave or I'll ummmmm I'll post nakee pics of myself or something!!! You don't have the guts. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
