Tink1717 2 #1 June 9, 2008 ... I'm ONLY 45 for christ sakes! Jeeze, I don't look THAT old.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #2 June 9, 2008 Quote ... I'm ONLY 45 for christ sakes! Jeeze, I don't look THAT old. Ifn ya dont want the seniors discount dont show em ya cardYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #3 June 9, 2008 Yeah, but they didn't ask. They just assumed. Now I can start muttering about "those damn kids" I guess. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BIGUN 1,488 #4 June 9, 2008 It won't be long before you'll start receiving the AARP applications in the mail. Those'll make your friggin day. Nobody has time to listen; because they're desperately chasing the need of being heard. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wmw999 2,589 #5 June 9, 2008 Quote AARP applications Hey -- the magazine's not all that bad Wendy W.There is nothing more dangerous than breaking a basic safety rule and getting away with it. It removes fear of the consequences and builds false confidence. (tbrown) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #6 June 9, 2008 Should someone send you a pair of plaid shorts and knee high brown socks?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnRich 4 #7 June 9, 2008 QuoteAttachments: Old-fart-confirm.jpg (100.0 KB) What the heck are you doing eating puppies on a bagel? Have you no shame? Shall we call the SPCA on you? If someone wants to give you a discount that you don't really deserve, shut up and take it. I did this recently at the auto repair shop. She looked at me and tacked on a 10% senior discount. My brain immediately reacted by opening my mouth and starting to protest that I wasn't that old. Then I just as quickly calculated how much 10% was going to save me on that large repair bill, and before the words of objection got to my mouth, I shut the hell up and ran away with my savings. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #8 June 9, 2008 Quote What the heck are you doing eating puppies on a bagel? Have you no shame? Shall we call the SPCA on you? MMMMM.....Puppies Quote If someone wants to give you a discount that you don't really deserve, shut up and take it. Oh, no, I'm not complaining about the discount, I just didn't think I looked that old.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #9 June 9, 2008 Quote Should someone send you a pair of plaid shorts and knee high brown socks? Well, I thought I'd start with wearing black socks with sandals in public. Then graduate to muttering about "those damn kids" and then driving 20 mph in the fast lane while driving a car that is so big I can't see over the steering wheel.Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tink1717 2 #10 June 9, 2008 I've been getting those ever since my mother died back in 2001. They won't even let me join because I'm not 50 yet. Skydivers don't knock on Death's door. They ring the bell and runaway... It really pisses him off. -The World Famous Tink. (I never heard of you either!!) AA #2069 ASA#33 POPS#8808 Swooo 1717 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
