Finally a woman who understands....

[Darktreader 0]

Its so nice to finally see a woman who knows what a wife means....

N.S.

"Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible"

[futuredivot 0]

Billy!! You're back!!

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[JohnMitchell 16]

So that's what that stands for . . .

[vskydiver 0]

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So that's what that stands for . . .

DUH! After 24 years you didn't figure that out yet?

That is really cute. That is a darling girl too!

[hobie331 0]

Another twist:

Son asked his mother the following question:
"Mom, why do brides always wear white?"
The mother looks at her son and replies, "Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure."
The son thanks his Mom and goes off to double-check this with his father.
"Dad why do brides always wear white?"
The father looks at his son in surprise and says, "Son, all household appliances come in white."

It's a gift, I don't try to explain it.

[kbordson 8]

H - House work
U - Utility work
S - Sex
B - Butt Secks
A
N
D

AND anything else that I want.

[Squeak 17]

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H - House work
U - Utility work
S - Sex
B - Butt Secks
A
N
D

AND anything else that I want.

you want butt secks

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[TEB6363 0]

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H - House work
U - Utility work
S - Sex
B - Butt Secks
A
N
D

AND anything else that I want.

I think Karen's list of skydiving suitors just got HUGE!!!

Once the plane takes off, you're gonna have to land - Might as well jump out!!