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So what would be the appropriate derogatory term for the men (I use the term loosely) who are jumping her?

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There are plenty of slutty male skydivers and wannabes, but they don't seem to generate the outrage the girls do.



Agreed, but - a man goes into a date wondering whether or not he'll get laid. A woman goes into a date KNOWING whether or not she'll get laid.


A friend of mine carried a card in his wallet that said "If you're going to say no, say it now before I spend all my money on you."

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I'd call her my friend!

What do you call they guys who'd bang anything with boobs and do? :o

I was a man-whore once. I wear it with prde! B|:P

Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD
"What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me
"Anything you want." ~ female skydiver
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I'll take your word on that-I've never seen Turtle "Post-coital" but if that's what you say he looks like-I'll defer.



That's only because your eyes are sealed shut after . . . Thanks again.:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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And you thought the RB initiations were wild



IF it's Turtle.... there is NO telling! :ph34r::ph34r::S


There is no telling the truth . . . And divot - next time - please shave - my thighs are all chaffed!>:(
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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A lot of times you can tell a slut by the look in their eyes.

& the t-shirt she wears with the slogan 'cum jump the friendly thighs':D
It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

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A lot of times you can tell a slut by the look in their eyes.

& the t-shirt she wears with the slogan 'cum jump the friendly thighs':D


What size is yours?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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What size is yours?


i don't have one unless you count the one i stole from your sister. which is big enough to use as a reserve canopy.:P
It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

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What size is yours?


i don't have one unless you count the one i stole from your sister. which is big enough to use as a reserve canopy.:P


She may be a big girl - but I know she can clean the crome off a 50 year old buick and make it look new!

Your sister, not so much . . your MOM however . . . [Koolaid Man] OHhhh YEAH!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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What size is yours?


i don't have one unless you count the one i stole from your sister. which is big enough to use as a reserve canopy.:P


She may be a big girl - but I know she can clean the crome off a 50 year old buick and make it look new!

Your sister, not so much . . your MOM however . . . [Koolaid Man] OHhhh YEAH!

:D:D turtle you prick. :P does futuredivot know you're in here sneaking around behind his back you whore.:P btw my mom said she wants her panties back, they are not a skydiving helmet.:D
It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

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What size is yours?


i don't have one unless you count the one i stole from your sister. which is big enough to use as a reserve canopy.:P


She may be a big girl - but I know she can clean the crome off a 50 year old buick and make it look new!

Your sister, not so much . . your MOM however . . . [Koolaid Man] OHhhh YEAH!

:D:D turtle you prick. :P does futuredivot know you're in here sneaking around behind his back you whore.:P btw my mom said she wants her panties back, they are not a skydiving helmet.:D


No - but they do make a good liner for my bonehead.
The smell is kinda gettin to me - but it does keep me alert on those boring skydives.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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:D:D:D:D lol. i surrender i can't top that one today. you little shit.:P but mom still says if you insist on keeping them a gratuitous encore, is in order.:D i'm going to hell, who's coming with me?
It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

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