so i had a knife pulled on me last night!

[floridadiver81 0]

ok..the night starts out with my roommate getting his tas stimulus check in satuday afternoon. He tells me that he wants to go to a strip club as he has not been to one in Jacksonville since he has been here. So we go to what i think is the best one in town. So we are there having a good time. He goes back to get a vip dance as im sitting down talking to one o the dancers. She goes and gets ready to go on stage. As she is getting up two guys get up from the main stage...one of which was stumbling pretty bad. I chuckle as i have been in the same situation myself a few times...so i saw it humorous. Obviously they did not. So like an hour goes by..my boy is at the main stage and im still talking to the same dancer. Im looking to my left to where she was sitting. I turn my head right to get my drink and bam...the sob sucker punches me and runs outside. OF course i take off after him. I get out the door and catch up to him right as he pulls a knife. I back off a little bit just as 2 of the bouncers dart out the door and tackel him. Im thinking to myself....ok he sucker punches me...runs outside...then wants to pull a knife. Seems cowadly to me. Well..the club owner comes out right as a JSO cop pulls up. He is pressing assault with a deadly weapon charges against him. I had to give my statement and my boys also being that he ran out behind me and saw the whole thing transpire.

Seems as though going out to have a good times cant be had without dealing with idiots.

On a good note the owner is giving up free admission and free drinks tonight :-).

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[squirrel 0]

if your gonna hang with that crowd you better expect the worse. whats next, a 38 special? what the hell is with the fascination with strip clubs anyway? never got it. unless i can take it home, i am not looking. but thats just me, so no worries, have fun.

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[RALFFERS 0]

Why is it that when I saw the tittle of this thread I thought to myself: that guy just CAN"T stop dating crazy chicks!..."

On a serious note - glad you're ok man...

I'll have to agree with the 1st poster though; strip clubs are shadey places to say the least...and...if I can't take her home I don't want to look.

Be safe!

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[AggieDave 6]

That's a pretty typical strip club story. Glad you didn't get cut, knife fights never seem to end well if the actor starts swinging. Luckily the persons I've seen pull knives don't have the foggiest clue on how to fight with one.

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That's a pretty typical strip club story. Glad you didn't get cut, knife fights never seem to end well if the actor starts swinging. Luckily the persons I've seen pull knives don't have the foggiest clue on how to fight with one.

The last "knife fight" I got in ended well but was rather sobering. Dipshit drunk at a hotel room party pissed off that I was laughing at him for falling in the tub while he was trying to piss. I tossed him out of the room and kept his knife. The dumbass was drunk enough to call the cops from the lobby because he wanted his knife back, and he actually told them the truth about how he'd lost it . They already had him cuffed and in the back seat when they knocked on the door . Of course I denied having it, said it was in his back pocket when I'd tossed him. They came by the bar I bounced at the next night and I again denied having it (not knowing any back-story). A couple days later they came back by because the dude he'd actually used the knife on less than 24 hours before pulling it on me had died. I called my roommate and had him bring it down to the bar...dude was actually convicted for either murder or manslaughter. Made me think twice about wading in on weapons, which had previously been my MO. Fortunately, I haven't had anything pulled on me since (18 years later).

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[RALFFERS 0]

You're lucky [I think} for not being charged with something yourself by lying and in fact having the knife in your possession. Glad it worked out.

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[Gato 0]

Really glad you're ok.

Knife fights are FUCKIN' scary - a cop told me once that you're more likely to die from a knife wound than a gunshot wound. I'm inclined to believe it.

That said, I'm sure you can probably handle yourself, being a bouncer and all.

One of my old bosses in the restaurant biz now owns a strip club, and from the stories I've heard about that place (the bouncers AND THE OWNER like to beat people up) there's no way in hell I'm ever going in there unless I have a bodyguard.

T.I.N.S.

[lawrocket 3]

So, did you at least get Pacman's autograph out of it?

My wife is hotter than your wife.

[skymama 37]

I just can't get past your roommate spending his stimulus check at a strip club. The government will be so proud.

She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man,
because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon

[jimmytavino 16]

hahaha

Exactly!!!!!
now that's taking "stimulus" to the next level....



let's hope your pal can still pay his rent...!!!

jmy

[kkeenan 14]

Hell, I thought this was another ZHills story...

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hahaha

Exactly!!!!!
now that's taking "stimulus" to the next level....



let's hope your pal can still pay his rent...!!!

jmy

Unfortunately, that was my first thought!!!! 'Course the knife fight was a nice touch...



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wow... what and adventure filled life you have.... glad you & your friends are ok....

[turtlespeed 226]

Whew. For a minute there I thought you might have met up with Salsa John.

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[simplyputsi 0]

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I just can't get past your roommate spending his stimulus check at a strip club. The government will be so proud.

Maybe he misunderstood the stimulus part of it

or maybe not!!

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what the hell is with the fascination with strip clubs anyway? never got it. unless i can take it home, i am not looking.

It's like watching the Travel Channel and a program about Hawaii comes on.

It's an attractive place that you'll never be able to afford to visit, but you want to see what it looks like anyway.

Of course, maybe it's just me. I, alone, am the billionaire-philanthropist supporter of the entire Florida strip club industry.

What better way to spend a stimulus check than by paying for college tuition for single moms?

What I don't understand is Hooters. The "waitresses" are clothed. If the goal is to see 19yo girls, why are people going to see the ones with clothes on?
Mainly, the food is horrendous. They have the worst wings in civilization. The "grouper's cousin" sandwich which is made from Mrs. Filberts re-textured herring-substitute paste.

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Whew. For a minute there I thought you might have met up with Salsa John.

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Hell, I thought this was another ZHills story...

]I spent my stimulus check at the BlueDiamond. How's that for a Z-Hills story?!

jon

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if your gonna hang with that crowd you better expect the worse. whats next, a 38 special? what the hell is with the fascination with strip clubs anyway? never got it. unless i can take it home, i am not looking. but thats just me, so no worries, have fun.

I haven't been in a while, but I had a lot of fun going for the people-watching. You see some really interesting people at a titty exotic dance bar.

A friend of mine said he used to have a lot of luck picking up chicks at this one place too. He said there were a ton of chicks who went there cause they new it was full of horny guys. I'm sure they were real classy broads too

I got nuthin

[floridadiver81 0]

well...he didnt spend all of it...i think he spent maybe 100 of it.

And yeah we went back last night. We ran up a 300 dollar bar tab. we had all the vip dances we wanted...and neither of us spent a dime!

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"Fight the air, and the air will kick your ass!!! "-Specialkaye

[Snowwhite 0]

I had a knife pulled on me at my place of business, then about 5 years later, it happened a SECOND time. I thought I worked in a nice quiet little mom and pop music store. At least the second guy was still there when the cops arrived and he got picked up. No fun. I still think about it sometimes and it was 20 years ago.

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You see some really interesting people at a titty exotic dance bar. Naked Beggar Ballet

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