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Geeze.


My second job interview (on monday) is to be a Professional Dominatrix.:$

Hopefully the interview goes well....I've never had an interview like that....:o



:o:P:)

*cues up "Masochism Tango"...and laughs*
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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Geeze.


My second job interview (on monday) is to be a Professional Dominatrix.:$

Hopefully the interview goes well....I've never had an interview like that....:o


Would it be out of line to say: "shut your pie hole bitch I'm making the rules here" in the interview?

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Accounting is one of the most rapidly changing fields at the moment. GAAP is going to be a thing of the past in the not so distant future.


If you're learning that in class, feel free to slap your prof and tell him/her to get an actual job and report back. GAAP being a thing of the past is about as realistic as aboloshing the tax code. Maybe even less realistic.

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I will keep you guys posted on how the interview goes...

As far as right now- I have to head over to kinkos to get some high resolution pictures of me kicking dudes in the nuts for my portfolio.

(the things you gotta do to get an education) hahahahahahahah.

I could just bartend just like everyone else, but I want to shake things up a bit....and try it out...
If its not what I want- then I can always fall back on bartending as a second job.
Best Girl Scout Ever.

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As far as right now- I have to head over to kinkos to get some high resolution pictures of me kicking dudes in the nuts for my portfolio.



Oh, to be a fly on the wall for their reactions to THAT.... :D

Depending on how....explicit...the photos are, they may not print them, however.

Good luck
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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Oh, to be a fly on the wall for their reactions to THAT....




I went to pick up some "recommended readings" from barnes and noble.

The cute check out guy reads the titles out loud....

Don't call it love -Recovery from sexual addiction and - Treament and Recovery from Sexual Addiction.

The guy gave me the craziest look- as he checked out my books.

I wanted to die.
Best Girl Scout Ever.

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Oh, to be a fly on the wall for their reactions to THAT....




I went to pick up some "recommended readings" from barnes and noble.

The cute check out guy reads the titles out loud....

Don't call it love -Recovery from sexual addiction and - Treament and Recovery from Sexual Addiction.

The guy gave me the craziest look- as he checked out my books.

I wanted to die.



Well maybe he needs to live a little. If it works for you . . . who the hell is anyone else to say it's wrong?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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Daisy, Daisy, Daisy...all this grief and missing such a simple solution...Sugar Daddy. You, sweet thing, would have your pick of the litter.


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My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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If the interview takes a bad turn and becomes something that you aren't comfortable with, just say "clown penis".

All is good.

:$

SCR #14809

"our attitude is the thing most capable of keeping us safe"
(look, grab, look, grab, peel, punch, punch, arch)

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