How do you become dating material?

[galvar2439 0]

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What are the requirements?

Alive and breathing!

So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

[ryoder 1,590]

Money and/or looks, (if you have enough of one, you can get by w/o the other).

Also, these guys can help you with some style that will at least create the illusion of meeting the previous requirements:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XmKhPcFMTgo

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[tommyjoe 0]

Hell, you're already dating material, the question is whether you're husband material.

[Baksteen 84]

[replynot really...... I dont have one

Oh sweety - you're in for it now....
Might as well paint a bullseye on yourself.

"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport."
~mom

[happythoughts 0]

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What are the requirements?

My technique doesn't work for everyone.
I am the guy that women tell each other, "...I know, but he drinks too much and can't hold a job. Forget it."

Then, when they get mad at each other, I get a reference.

"Honey, you should go out with him. With a little fixin', he could be normal."

I am merely a pawn in their evil scheme of revenge.
I feel so used sometimes.

[cocheese 0]

It's terrible i know. Stay strong.

[lilDevil 2]

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By not using the pickup line "Suck me beutifull!".

And show mw boobies

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" Cant keep a good woman down "
Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

[Butters 0]

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I am merely a pawn in their evil scheme of revenge.
I feel so used sometimes.

Is there a list I can place myself on to be used for revenge, rebounds, etc...?

"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch

[happythoughts 0]

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I am merely a pawn in their evil scheme of revenge.
I feel so used sometimes.

Is there a list I can place myself on to be used for revenge, rebounds, etc...?

Of course, women have many such different lists.
Behavior changes your list.

If you are a fawning groveler, you merely get place on the relationship list for men that will treat them nice later. Imagine a life of subservience and anguish.

Women think you are attractive or not.

Remember, there are plenty of dysfunctional women who can't get an actual boyfriend and would be happy to have a man on any terms.

Shave less.

(I need to start an advice column.)

[turtlespeed 226]

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I am merely a pawn in their evil scheme of revenge.
I feel so used sometimes.

Is there a list I can place myself on to be used for revenge, rebounds, etc...?

Of course, women have many such different lists.
Behavior changes your list.

If you are a fawning groveler, you merely get place on the relationship list for men that will treat them nice later. Imagine a life of subservience and anguish.

Women think you are attractive or not.

Remember, there are plenty of dysfunctional women who can't get an actual boyfriend and would be happy to have a man on any terms.

Shave less.

(I need to start an advice column.)

And give yourself good habits.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[dirtyB 0]

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And give yourself good habits

Wha???

"Don't let the bon-bons give you a fat ass. Merry X-mas!" - Skydemon2

[Butters 0]

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If you are a fawning groveler, you merely get place on the relationship list for men that will treat them nice later. Imagine a life of subservience and anguish.

I might be able to handle this (at least for a short period of time).

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Women think you are attractive or not.

I'm not sure what women think.

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Remember, there are plenty of dysfunctional women who can't get an actual boyfriend and would be happy to have a man on any terms.

Once again, I might be able to handle this (at least for a short period of time).

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Shave less.

No problem.

"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch