happythoughts 0 #1 June 27, 2008 clicky Well... living in Florida just never gets boring. Last week, the guy who keeps swimming naked with alligators (for odd reasons) got caught again. This week... if you buy a house, they will give you a partially used blond, in fair condition, to go with it. Not too bad a pic. Just blurry enough to draw some interest. Typical "skinny blond with a boob job" pic. "She has ENORMOUS tracts of land, laddy..." QuotePALM BEACH GARDENS, Fla. -- A struggling single parent and real estate agent is trying to sell her house and find a husband. She's auctioning off both her home and herself in a package deal on eBay and Craigslist.org, NewsChannel5's sister station WPTV reported. Single parent Deven Traboscia has been divorced for eight years. She had hoped to be remarried by now, so she is turning to the Internet for help. In the ad, Traboscia writes, "If you want to live the never ending dream and experience the real love, life and the romance you have always felt was a fairytale, then this is the vibrant outstanding woman of your dreams! To sweep this European Loving Lady off her feet, send in your application right now." She goes on to say that her four-bedroom, 2,000-square-foot home, that will be included in the deal, has "neutral colors, Berber carpet, and upgraded tile." Traboscia said she has already been contacted by one man in Italy, who is arranging a trip to South Florida to visit her. Her eBay auction ends July 2 and asks for a starting bid of 99 cents with a shipping cost of $500,000. The auction has not yet received any bids. I don't make this stuff up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites flyinchicken 0 #2 June 27, 2008 LMFAO That's like a joke thread Karri and I started a few years ago. But we were kidding........ "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites RkyMtnHigh 0 #3 June 27, 2008 *sigh* What happens in Florida.....(you know the rest) _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites skymama 37 #4 June 27, 2008 Isn't there some kind of law against selling yourself? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kbordson 8 #5 June 27, 2008 Quote Isn't there some kind of law against selling yourself? So is it prostitution or slavery that seems to be legal in Florida? And isn't prostitution generally considered "renting" not "owning"? My other question is why didn't she just go to the dropzone to find her next ex-husband? There are a few to choose from down there (dropzones AND ex-husbands) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites aardvarkeater 0 #6 June 27, 2008 Quote Isn't there some kind of law against selling yourself? I think she's selling the house and you get her for free. Kind of like how you can buy a $100 pencil on eBay and get free concert tickets with it.Muff Brother #4026 Loco Zapatos Rodriguez SCR #14793 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites happythoughts 0 #7 June 27, 2008 Quote Isn't there some kind of law against selling yourself? She is free, it is the house that costs. Seems like both are a little overpriced. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites ryoder 1,590 #8 June 27, 2008 Quote Quote Isn't there some kind of law against selling yourself? She is free, it is the house that costs. Seems like both are a little overpriced. As they said on Fark: "For that price the carpets better match the drapes." "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites chaoskitty 0 #9 June 27, 2008 Someone send Cocheese that link! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
flyinchicken 0 #2 June 27, 2008 LMFAO That's like a joke thread Karri and I started a few years ago. But we were kidding........ "Diligent observation leads to pure abstraction". Lari Pittman Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RkyMtnHigh 0 #3 June 27, 2008 *sigh* What happens in Florida.....(you know the rest) _________________________________________ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #4 June 27, 2008 Isn't there some kind of law against selling yourself? She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #5 June 27, 2008 Quote Isn't there some kind of law against selling yourself? So is it prostitution or slavery that seems to be legal in Florida? And isn't prostitution generally considered "renting" not "owning"? My other question is why didn't she just go to the dropzone to find her next ex-husband? There are a few to choose from down there (dropzones AND ex-husbands) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
aardvarkeater 0 #6 June 27, 2008 Quote Isn't there some kind of law against selling yourself? I think she's selling the house and you get her for free. Kind of like how you can buy a $100 pencil on eBay and get free concert tickets with it.Muff Brother #4026 Loco Zapatos Rodriguez SCR #14793 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
happythoughts 0 #7 June 27, 2008 Quote Isn't there some kind of law against selling yourself? She is free, it is the house that costs. Seems like both are a little overpriced. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #8 June 27, 2008 Quote Quote Isn't there some kind of law against selling yourself? She is free, it is the house that costs. Seems like both are a little overpriced. As they said on Fark: "For that price the carpets better match the drapes." "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
chaoskitty 0 #9 June 27, 2008 Someone send Cocheese that link! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
