shropshire 0 #1 June 27, 2008 (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #2 June 27, 2008 What, I'm the only one who's gonna vote? I have zero interest in a MMF...another guy in the mix would be a big turn-off for me. Blues, Dave "I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #3 June 27, 2008 Ack. No FFF?Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #4 June 27, 2008 and a camera? O.K that's allowed too. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
McBeth 0 #5 June 27, 2008 Why can't I pick both? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #6 June 27, 2008 Freefly, or belly? "There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pyrodude 0 #7 June 27, 2008 FFM only. There's no swordfighting in my fantasy Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millertime24 8 #8 June 27, 2008 QuoteFFM only. There's no swordfighting in my fantasy Agreed. Its right here in rule #4 of the 08 man laws. I present to you, the Man Law Legislation that passed on May 15, 2008: 1 - Thou shalt only secretly desire your boy's sister or mother, but you cannot make any moves on them, regardless of how bad she wants it. The agreed upon degree of separation for the family of best friends is that cousins are fair game. Anything from a second cousin on is open season. First cousin, you should ask first and make sure it's cool. Just out of respect. MAN LAW 2 - You are NEVER to play slow jams in the car if there are only dudes riding with you. At least one female occupant must be in the vehicle. A car full of grown men blasting Maxwell's "Til The Cops Come Knocking" is totally UNACCEPTABLE! Imagine how uncomfortable it must feel to be in the car with your boy, and he's singing, "I wanna hold you....I'll be your lotion baby, if it's alriiiiight whoooooo! Gonna take you in the room sugar, lock you up in love for days!" Words cannot describe this unthinkable situation. MAN LAW! 3 - If your friend is in a fight, you will NOT sit back and watch (unless it's one on one, or a family fight). Friends don't sit back and watch other friends catch beatdowns. MAN LAW! 4 - While the idea of totally dogging a female out is sometimes fun, double penetration is the epitome of gay-friendly, as 2 man meats should never be within at least 5 feet of each other. That is too close for comfort, and accidents happen. The risk of ball-to-ball contact is too high. NO-HOMO! MAN LAW! 5 - Men going to the movies with each other (for whatever reason that might be) WILL sit at least ONE chair apart from one another. Knees must not touch. MAN LAW! 6 - Whenever needed and however needed you must be the wingman for your boy. This includes gracefully bowing out when you're approaching someone you want, but it's evident that she is digging your boy and not you. It definitely includes showing attention to the undesirable lady with the pretty one, to keep her from ruining everybody's night. If you have true friends, your act of selflessness and unselfishness will not go unnoticed or unrewarded. MAN LAW! 7 - A man should NEVER ride on the back of another man's motorcycle...EVER! Call a cab, catch the bus or walk if you have to. MAN LAW! 8 - All men should be cautious of women with too much war paint(make-up). Understand that excessive makeup and club lighting are the Devil's tools of deception. Whatever looks good in the club will not necessarily look good in the morning. MAN LAW! 10 - No man shall take a dump on a toilet that has been used by another man within any time that the seat is still warm. This is considered a low grade sexual act/offense. Basking in another man's @$$ warmth is a slap in the face to masculinity itself. MAN LAW! 11 - Men are only allowed to put the "Hands Off" label on one female at a time. if you got a main female, then that's cool. But don't come to me whining' about your side piece having a change of heart and joining a new team. You know the name of the game and you know how it's played. MAN LAW! 12 - All compliments on attire between men should be as brief as possible and kept to a minimum. Let's not dwell too long on how nice I look today. MAN LAW! 13 - No man is to rub ANY substance on the body of another man. The only realistic exception is if you just pulled this fool out of a burning building or forest fire and you have to treat his burns with butter. Even still, the man better have at least third-degree burns, and 911 better have you on hold or something. Otherwise, this can NEVER happen. MAN LAW! 14 - The sports butt-pat is hereby outlawed. I know it's tradition, but it's a stupid and pointless. I've played sports all my life, and never once felt the urge to touch a man's @$$ to congratulate him on a good play. That said, sports will thrive and endure without men touching other peoples @$$&$. The only exceptions are when it's a co-ed game. MAN LAW! 15 - When standing at the urinal, eyes will be forward or down at ALL times. No wandering of the eyes, EVER. *Amendment* Also, no man shall talk to another man when said man has his member in hand taking a p!$$. Conversation resumes at the sink while washing hands. MAN LAW!Muff #5048 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
labrys 0 #9 June 27, 2008 Quoteand a camera? O.K that's allowed too. 2 cameras are better. Multiple angles and whatnot....Owned by Remi #? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lippy 918 #10 June 27, 2008 You forgot to include the basics of urinal etiquette in number 15. Outside of intermissions of concerts and sporting events, men should never use adjacent urinals. If you've got a buffer urinal, USE IT!I got nuthin Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
