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A Deland convenience store operator was nearly robbed by a man armed with a small plant. It may well have been a Spanish Bayonet, a plant with pointy things on the ends of the leaves.

The robbery was thwarted by use of a legally purchased and carried bar stool.

The robber may have been attempting to avoid the mandatory 10-year sentence for using a gun in a robbery.

The genius of the plan was that the shrubbery also partially blocks surveillance video. A dual purpose.

Police are looking into a connection with a gang who call themselves The Knights Who Say Nih.

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Bwaaahahahahaaa!

Fidiot.

I LOVE stupid criminal stories. Sorry to see anybody be that stupid, but they are entertaining. I used to have a book on them - I think the title was America's Dumbest Criminals.

There was a story about the idiot who carjacked a woman with no cash and had her write him a check. The poor woman's bank tried to charge her with an overdraft charge if memory serves.

Another genius decided to rob a store in the nude as he thought clothes could be used to identify him. Fucktards.

:D

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Bwaaahahahahaaa!

Fidiot.

I LOVE stupid criminal stories. Sorry to see anybody be that stupid, but they are entertaining. I used to have a book on them - I think the title was America's Dumbest Criminals.

There was a story about the idiot who carjacked a woman with no cash and had her write him a check. The poor woman's bank tried to charge her with an overdraft charge if memory serves.

Another genius decided to rob a store in the nude as he thought clothes could be used to identify him. Fucktards.

:D



What can you do, with the price of jump tickets now a days, us skydivers in DeLand cant even afford to purchase a gun to rob stores with, so we have to use plants.


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Are you trying to take this to SC or what?



Mostly what.
:D:D

My life is a lot of this and that, peppered with some what.
;)

Anybody can rob a store with a knife. It takes a real G to use a plant. You know when you walk in, that the clerk may have a bar stool.

"Gimme fiddy. Fiddy now."

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