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I promise that if I ever have relationship problems, I will answer any and all questions, no matter how personal.

I will provide elaborate details if it turns out that I am at fault. There is nothing quite so cleansing as defining all past sins and documenting them for just the two of us... and the entire f-in world.

Right now, I don't have a relationship (but I'm not categorizing that as a problem ;)). In fact, I may preventing problems for some unlucky individual.

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Right now, I don't have a relationship (but I'm not categorizing that as a problem ;)). In fact, I may preventing problems for some unlucky individual.


From what you told me about your past relationships you are better off single:D:D
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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Do you promise to post the nude pics of her after you break up?

Do you promise to ask us intelligent questions with adequate background info so Conundrum doesn't have to ask you?

Are you ready for what Sartre might have to say about it all?

Do you promise to take Squeak's advice as gospil as he knows everyone and everything?

Do you promise to post PMs as well?

That's all we ask. We are family. And we can help.


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Right now, I don't have a relationship (but I'm not categorizing that as a problem ;)). In fact, I may preventing problems for some unlucky individual.


From what you told me about your past relationships you are better off single:D:D


To be fair, I was not surprised that they were crazy.
That was why they were dating me in the first place. :)

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Do you promise to post the nude pics of her after you break up?



After? What do think will cause the breakup?

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Do you promise to ask us intelligent questions with adequate background info so Conundrum doesn't have to ask you?



I will go straight to the admission of past infidelity instead of making people ask. It's kind of like cutting in line at Disney World. You get to the eventual goal either way, so why all the waiting?

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Are you ready for what Sartre might have to say about it all?



Can't I just cut-and-paste in advance? :ph34r:

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Do you promise to take Squeak's advice as gospil as he knows everyone and everything?



People who know of my Evilness will not deem questions necessary.

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Do you promise to post PMs as well?


No. People know better than to send me those.

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That's all we ask. We are family. And we can help.



You can be the crazy uncle.
"Hey squirt. Pull my fanguh."

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Right now, I don't have a relationship



Is this your way of breaking up with me?


Dear, I always wanted more from "us", but felt that you didn't want to move things forward.

I don't want you to feel that your little sister violated a trust boundary, she was just concerned about my needs. :)

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Do you promise to post the nude pics of her after you break up?



After? What do think will cause the breakup?


:D


It's a sick world. I merely observe.
:)


Birds do it, bees do it... ;)
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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Right now, I don't have a relationship



Is this your way of breaking up with me?


No! Wait! *sigh* I thought WE were together[:/]

:ph34r:


You and Bill...or you and Sunny? :)
Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

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I got a question about relationships...

...but now I'm afraid to ask it after reading this thread.

*curls up in fetus position and sucks thumb
You know what's similar between Cops and Firefighters? They both wanna be firefighters.

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Right now, I don't have a relationship (but I'm not categorizing that as a problem ;)). In fact, I may preventing problems for some unlucky individual.


From what you told me about your past relationships you are better off single:D:D



Naaaaa its a wast of a good man :-)
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" Cant keep a good woman down "
Angels have wings, but devils can fly !

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Have you seen HappyThoughts in person lately? He's RIPPED! Looks like a million bucks IMHO;)

I have, he was arguing with a kid on a pushbike at an intersection:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:
You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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