Darktreader 0 #1 July 1, 2008 Grandmas Don't Know Everything: Little Tony was staying with his grandmother for a few days. He'd been playing outside with the other kids for a while when he came into the house and asked her, 'Grandma, what's that called when two people sleep in the same room and one is on top of the other? She was a little taken aback, but she decided to just tell him the truth. 'It's called sexual intercourse, darling.' Little Tony just said, 'Oh, OK,' and went back outside to play with the kids. A few minutes later he came back in and said angrily, 'Grandma, it isn't called sexual intercourse. It's called Bunk Beds. And Jimmy's Mom wants to talk to you..."Before we waste time talking and getting to know each other, let's just have sex once and see if we're compatible" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
iluvtofly 0 #2 July 1, 2008 you're wrong on so many levels...but then again i'm not much better...just look at my boredom thread Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #4 July 1, 2008 An who said you can't teach your granny to suck eggs...... That made me laugh, thanks Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #5 July 2, 2008 LITTLE BILLY ASKS HIS DAD FOR A TELLY IN HIS ROOM. DAD RELUCTANTLY AGREES.. NEXT DAY BILLY COMES DOWNSTAIRS AND ASKS, 'DAD, WHAT'S LOVE JUICE?' DAD LOOKS HORRIFIED AND TELLS BILLY ALL ABOUT SEX. BILLY JUST SAT THERE WITH HIS MOUTH OPEN IN AMAZEMENT. DAD SAYS, 'SO WHAT WERE YOU WATCHING?' BILLY SAYS, ' WIMBLEDON !'You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
