popsjumper 2 #51 March 23, 2006 I already know who I stalked....she virtually bitch-slapped me and told me not to do it anymore so now I only do it in my dreams.... If I was a stalker, I would stalk in no particular order): GFD NWFlyer jumpchikk teamjenn1 McNeill79 blueskyserenity skydivestmarys jumpergirl micduran missg8trdivr ...and "The One"...againMy reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #52 March 23, 2006 QuoteI already know who I stalked....she virtually bitch-slapped me and told me not to do it anymore so now I only do it in my dreams.... Geez, some women just can't take a compliment! She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #53 March 23, 2006 My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GTAVercetti 0 #54 March 23, 2006 QuoteStalkers: mcneill79 204 livendive 170 Girlfalldown 120 ACMESkydiver 110 Remster 87 yardhippie 87 GiaKrembs 85 monkycndo 84 lisamariewillbe 81 GTAVercetti 79 Rock! I may be last, but I am still on the list!Why yes, my license number is a palindrome. Thank you for noticing. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #55 March 23, 2006 No stalkees yet but Im seeing a trend here in the stalkers! kelel01 214 Girlfalldown 158 sunshine 134 chaoskitty 112 mcneill79 109 Casie 105 freeflir29 96 RoadRash 92 NWFlyer 71Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #56 March 23, 2006 Stalker (Responded to you) Casie 320 turtlespeed 297 chaoskitty 179 yardhippie 169 Brains 152 kelel01 111 Remster 107 jtval 105 wingnut 96 sunshine 95 Stalkee (you Responded to) turtlespeed 215 AggieDave 124 jtval 122 Brains 113 yardhippie 103 n2skdvn 91 sunshine 90 kansasskydiver 89 kelel01 81 freeflir29 80 thanx jay! i guess i enjoy responding to myself~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #57 March 23, 2006 I don't see a "certain someone" on those lists! Huh?????My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sharimcm 0 #58 March 23, 2006 Right now I'm just stalking my hottie salesman, and I don't need a formula to tell me that... Then, a delivery driver is stalking me. He thinks because I smiled at him once, I have the hots for him... He has since given me his number, invited me for breakfast, lunch AND dinner, bought me flowers... I keep telling him NO, but he doesn't get it. "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
swedishcelt 0 #59 March 23, 2006 Stalkers: Frenchy68 150 Girlfalldown 60 mcneill79 60 lisamariewillbe 56 freeflir29 51 VanillaSkyGirl 49 cocheese 46 GeordieSkydiver 44 swedishcelt 44 jumper03 43 skinnyshrek 42 Stalkees: Frenchy68 200 Girlfalldown 106 mcneill79 72 VanillaSkyGirl 67 freeflir29 50 jumper03 50 NWFlyer 48 cocheese 47 sunshine 45 GiaKrembs 42 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #60 March 23, 2006 QuoteI don't see a "certain someone" on those lists! Huh????? haha - here ya go - DaGimp 51 ... he's there~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #61 March 23, 2006 I just find it so funny that you are your own biggest Stalker!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Casie 0 #62 March 23, 2006 QuoteI just find it so funny that you are your own biggest Stalker!! i know - that's just weird ... yet funny as shit~Porn Kitty WARNING: Goldschlager causes extreme emotional outbursts! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkydiveStMarys 0 #63 March 23, 2006 I have a funny feeling....I'm not sure if this is a good thing or a bad thing.... BobbiA miracle is not defined by an event. A miracle is defined by gratitude. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
scaryshari 0 #64 March 23, 2006 I used to stalk Casie...but only wanted her for one thing. is Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Girlfalldown 0 #65 March 23, 2006 From Thanatos340: OK.. Biatch!! Here is your Stalker List. (Pain in the Ass with 11,990 Responces to you!!) Top 10 Stalkers sunshine 425 vdschoor 331 yardhippie 290 turtlespeed 269 Frenchy68 238 chopchop 229 NWFlyer 215 diablopilot 206 Deuce 174 Remster 162 Stalkee List (You responded to) sunshine 281 vdschoor 257 chopchop 221 Deuce 193 turtlespeed 193 Frenchy68 188 yardhippie 149 pop 131 Remster 124 kelel01 121 NWFlyer 119 (I know you're number 11 but I wanted you on my list anyway. You started later ) Yours took atleast 3 times as long as any of the others I have done!! You Post whore You!! Oh.. and you have started 378 Threads Thanks J! Now you see why I didn't want to do mine! -------------- (Do not, I repeat DO NOT, take my posts seriously.) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #66 March 23, 2006 QuoteNWFlyer 119 (I know you're number 11 but I wanted you on my list anyway. You started later ) Aww, that's sweet. Give me one more post after this one and I'm tied with kelel01. I can kick her ass with my hands tied behind my back. #10, here I come!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpergirl 0 #67 March 23, 2006 Quote If I was a stalker, I would stalk in no particular order): GFD NWFlyer jumpchikk teamjenn1 McNeill79 blueskyserenity skydivestmarys jumpergirl micduran missg8trdivr ...and "The One"...again Aww... I'm so honored to have made your list Andy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #68 March 23, 2006 It seems alot of people are having trouble getting this work, Try this.... Slightly Simplified Version... Stalker List Search String [YOUR USERNAME] Number of results per page 10000 (If you have more than 10,000 Responses to your posts you may need to increase this number.) Copy the results into Excel. Delete all columns except UserName (Column C) Column C becomes Column A. Sort by Column A Type 1 in Cell B1 Type =if(a2=a1,1+b1,1) into Cell B2 Highlight Cell B2 and scroll to cell B13899 (end of list). Hold Shift and Click on it. Highlights Cells B2 - B13899). Hit Control D (Copies the formula down all cells). Now Select Column B. Copy (Ctrl C), Paste SPECIAL into Column C, (Select Values). Delete Column B. (Column C becomes Column B) Sort by Column B. Delete all records with less than 30 in Column B. Sort by Column A and then B. Now comes the time consuming part... (I haven’t figure a way to automate this yet) I start at the Bottom of the list. Manually delete all records for each username except the Largest Count. Work you way up the list. For the Stalkee List.. Only show posts made by YOURUSERNAME Number of results per page 10000 (If you have more than 10,000 posts you may need to increase this number.) Copy the results into Excel. Delete all columns except Subject (Column B) Column B becomes Column A. Sort by Column A Delete All Rows not starting with Re: (These are the Posts your Started) Sort By Column A Type(or Copy/Paste) =MID(A1,FIND("[",A1)+1,FIND("]",A1)-FIND("[",A1)-1) into Cell B1 Select Cell B1 and scroll to the end of the list. Hold Shift and selt the last cell in Column B. (Highlight all Column B cells) Hit Ctrl D (Copies Formula Down all cells in Column B) Copy Column B and Paste SPECIAL (Values) into Colum C. Delete Columns A & B (Column C becomes Column A) Type 1 in Cell B1 Type =if(a2=a1,1+b1,1) into Cell B2 Highlight Cell B2 and scroll to cell B13899 (end of list). Hold Shift and Click on it. Highlights Cells B2 - B13899). Hit Control D (Copies the formula down all cells). Now Select Column B. Copy (Ctrl C), Paste SPECIAL into Column C, (Select Values). Delete Column B. (Column C becomes Column B) Sort by Column B. Delete all records with less than 30 in Column B. Sort by Column A and then B. Now comes the time consuming part... (I haven’t figure a way to automate this yet) I start at the Bottom of the list. Manually delete all records for each username except the Largest Count. Work you way up the list. See... Easy and Fun... Just like a Root Canal!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #69 March 23, 2006 how do you find out how many responses you have?I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
flyinghonu 0 #70 March 23, 2006 Oh yeah, that is a lot easier "Excuse me while I kiss the sky..." - Jimi Hendrix Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #71 March 23, 2006 Quotehow do you find out how many responses you have? Search for [Turtlespeed] Look at the top of the results screen. See attachements. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thanatos340 1 #72 March 23, 2006 QuoteOh yeah, that is a lot easier Would you like me to DO You?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #73 March 23, 2006 can you do mine for me jay i am useless with computershttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
yardhippie 0 #74 March 23, 2006 Quotecan you do mine for me jay i am useless Fixed it for ya skinny! Goddam dirty hippies piss me off! ~GFD "What do I get for closing your rig?" ~ me "Anything you want." ~ female skydiver Mohoso Rodriguez #865 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skinnyshrek 0 #75 March 23, 2006 easy, you may make the slak listhttp://www.skydivethefarm.com do you realize that when you critisize people you dont know over the internet, you become part of a growing society of twats? ARE YOU ONE OF THEM? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
