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for being called a skygod. Anyone else want to be an S&TA? It's incredibly rewarding to be told you're a skygod and a big meany for advising someone that they can't take their BASE rig out of the airplane, need refresher EP training for wanting to launch their reserve straight into a baglock, shouldn't jump unfamiliar gear into an unfamiliar dropzone in 35 mph winds (especially when 8 months uncurrent), and shouldn't jump their wingsuit yet because they only have forty jumps (over 2 or 3 years). I'm such an asshole. :$:S:D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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for being called a skygod. Anyone else want to be an S&TA? It's incredibly rewarding to be told you're a skygod and a big meany for advising someone that they can't take their BASE rig out of the airplane, need refresher EP training for wanting to launch their reserve straight into a baglock, shouldn't jump unfamiliar gear into an unfamiliar dropzone in 35 mph winds (especially when 8 months uncurrent), and shouldn't jump their wingsuit yet because they only have forty jumps (over 2 or 3 years). I'm such an asshole. :$:S:D

Blues,
Dave



Oh no! I have said several of those things recently, and I don't have nearly as much time in the sport to become crotchety and cranky like you. :|:|:D

I am going to be such an uber prick skygod when I have been around as long as you have. :o:ph34r:
"The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall"
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but he has world class sporting skills in some other sport, right???
:P



He actually told me, "I am a professional extreme athlete and serious injuries and death come with the job description."

:D:D:D

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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but he has world class sporting skills in some other sport, right???
:P



He actually told me, "I am a professional extreme athlete and serious injuries and death come with the job description."

:D:D:D

Blues,
Dave


That's hot.
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awww....I love ya anyway:D:D:D:D See you and the stepchild this weekend. elevated to skygod status huh? Well, make sure you bring some good beer this weekend:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

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awww....I love ya anyway:D:D:D:D See you and the stepchild this weekend. elevated to skygod status huh? Well, make sure you bring some good beer this weekend:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:



Pete Hill sent out a case of animal beer to pay his fine. I'm bringing a couple bottles of Veuve Clicquot cremant demi-sec to commemorate my last jump on Saturday. Please don't spill it or get any whipped cream in it. :P

Blues,
Dave
"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!"
(drink Mountain Dew)

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awww....I love ya anyway:D:D:D:D See you and the stepchild this weekend. elevated to skygod status huh? Well, make sure you bring some good beer this weekend:ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:



Pete Hill sent out a case of animal beer to pay his fine. I'm bringing a couple bottles of Veuve Clicquot cremant demi-sec to commemorate my last jump on Saturday. Please don't spill it or get any whipped cream in it. :P

Blues,
Dave


my beer light is on early so......I need some sort of entertainment:D:D:D:):)
Animal beer from Mr Hill? I guess I shouldn't expect aanything less. WE are bringing more out as well for ppast dues.;););)
DPH # 2
"I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~
I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc!

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for being called a skygod. Anyone else want to be an S&TA? It's incredibly rewarding to be told you're a skygod and a big meany for advising someone that they can't take their BASE rig out of the airplane, need refresher EP training for wanting to launch their reserve straight into a baglock, shouldn't jump unfamiliar gear into an unfamiliar dropzone in 35 mph winds (especially when 8 months uncurrent), and shouldn't jump their wingsuit yet because they only have forty jumps (over 2 or 3 years). I'm such an asshole. :$:S:D

Blues,
Dave



I guess I can't jump with you anymore - don't jump with skygods quite yet:P

Animal beer from Dr. Hill? Where is his taste??

Sounds like you saved the a-hole from himself - let himself bust himself up someplace else, Pete, Cindy, and I don't really want to work at the DZ.

Doc
"We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub"

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I dunno, Dave. I'm sure that sometime in the past I've dubbed you "skygod" at least once.

Oh wait...maybe that was in relation to your beer-guzzling abilities.
:D:D

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

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but he has world class sporting skills in some other sport, right???
:P



He actually told me, "I am a professional extreme athlete and serious injuries and death come with the job description."

:D:D:D

Blues,
Dave


well..... he is a base jumper duh:D
You can't be drunk all day if you don't start early!

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He actually told me, "I am a professional extreme athlete and serious injuries and death come with the job description."

:D:D:D

I would have said "Good, go kill yourself some other place doing some other sport.":P

Nice job, Dave. Back when I was an ASO, there didn't seem to be as many ways to kill yourself in our sport as now. I think my job was a little easier then.:D

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