livendive 8 #1 July 2, 2008 for being called a skygod. Anyone else want to be an S&TA? It's incredibly rewarding to be told you're a skygod and a big meany for advising someone that they can't take their BASE rig out of the airplane, need refresher EP training for wanting to launch their reserve straight into a baglock, shouldn't jump unfamiliar gear into an unfamiliar dropzone in 35 mph winds (especially when 8 months uncurrent), and shouldn't jump their wingsuit yet because they only have forty jumps (over 2 or 3 years). I'm such an asshole. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sebazz1 2 #2 July 2, 2008 I thought S&TA stands for "Sure That's Acceptable"... I am confused since you're mentioning the above is unnacceptable Cheers, -Seb Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 898 #3 July 2, 2008 but he has world class sporting skills in some other sport, right??? but thanks for keeping everyone else safe! nice socks Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #4 July 2, 2008 Quote for being called a skygod. Anyone else want to be an S&TA? It's incredibly rewarding to be told you're a skygod and a big meany for advising someone that they can't take their BASE rig out of the airplane, need refresher EP training for wanting to launch their reserve straight into a baglock, shouldn't jump unfamiliar gear into an unfamiliar dropzone in 35 mph winds (especially when 8 months uncurrent), and shouldn't jump their wingsuit yet because they only have forty jumps (over 2 or 3 years). I'm such an asshole. Blues, Dave Oh no! I have said several of those things recently, and I don't have nearly as much time in the sport to become crotchety and cranky like you. I am going to be such an uber prick skygod when I have been around as long as you have. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #5 July 2, 2008 But how are you skillz at bra shopping? ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #6 July 2, 2008 Quote but he has world class sporting skills in some other sport, right??? He actually told me, "I am a professional extreme athlete and serious injuries and death come with the job description." Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Remster 30 #7 July 2, 2008 Quote Quote but he has world class sporting skills in some other sport, right??? He actually told me, "I am a professional extreme athlete and serious injuries and death come with the job description." Blues, Dave That's hot.Remster Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #8 July 2, 2008 awww....I love ya anyway See you and the stepchild this weekend. elevated to skygod status huh? Well, make sure you bring some good beer this weekend DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #9 July 2, 2008 Quote awww....I love ya anyway See you and the stepchild this weekend. elevated to skygod status huh? Well, make sure you bring some good beer this weekend Pete Hill sent out a case of animal beer to pay his fine. I'm bringing a couple bottles of Veuve Clicquot cremant demi-sec to commemorate my last jump on Saturday. Please don't spill it or get any whipped cream in it. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladydyver 0 #10 July 3, 2008 Quote Quote awww....I love ya anyway See you and the stepchild this weekend. elevated to skygod status huh? Well, make sure you bring some good beer this weekend Pete Hill sent out a case of animal beer to pay his fine. I'm bringing a couple bottles of Veuve Clicquot cremant demi-sec to commemorate my last jump on Saturday. Please don't spill it or get any whipped cream in it. Blues, Dave my beer light is on early so......I need some sort of entertainmentAnimal beer from Mr Hill? I guess I shouldn't expect aanything less. WE are bringing more out as well for ppast dues.DPH # 2 "I am not sure what you are suppose to do with that, but I don't think it is suppose to flop around like that." ~Skootz~ I have a strong regard for the rules.......doc! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
drdive 0 #11 July 3, 2008 Quote for being called a skygod. Anyone else want to be an S&TA? It's incredibly rewarding to be told you're a skygod and a big meany for advising someone that they can't take their BASE rig out of the airplane, need refresher EP training for wanting to launch their reserve straight into a baglock, shouldn't jump unfamiliar gear into an unfamiliar dropzone in 35 mph winds (especially when 8 months uncurrent), and shouldn't jump their wingsuit yet because they only have forty jumps (over 2 or 3 years). I'm such an asshole. Blues, Dave I guess I can't jump with you anymore - don't jump with skygods quite yetAnimal beer from Dr. Hill? Where is his taste?? Sounds like you saved the a-hole from himself - let himself bust himself up someplace else, Pete, Cindy, and I don't really want to work at the DZ. Doc"We saved your gear. Now you can sell it when you get out of the hospital and upsize!!" "K-Dub" " Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #12 July 3, 2008 I dunno, Dave. I'm sure that sometime in the past I've dubbed you "skygod" at least once. Oh wait...maybe that was in relation to your beer-guzzling abilities. My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jkbernstein 1 #13 July 3, 2008 QuoteHe actually told me, "I am a professional extreme athlete and serious injuries and death come with the job description." He actually, seriously, literally said that? With a straight face?May the (relative) wind take your troubles away... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rick 67 #14 July 3, 2008 Quote Quote but he has world class sporting skills in some other sport, right??? He actually told me, "I am a professional extreme athlete and serious injuries and death come with the job description." Blues, Dave well..... he is a base jumper duhYou can't be drunk all day if you don't start early! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JohnMitchell 16 #15 July 3, 2008 Quote He actually told me, "I am a professional extreme athlete and serious injuries and death come with the job description." I would have said "Good, go kill yourself some other place doing some other sport."Nice job, Dave. Back when I was an ASO, there didn't seem to be as many ways to kill yourself in our sport as now. I think my job was a little easier then. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #16 July 3, 2008 Quote I thought S&TA stands for "Sure That's Acceptable" ROFLMAO!!! We are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites