Corrupt a wish.

[highfly 0]

Granted, but in their drunken stupors they give you all the wrong information and they all learn a whole lot more from your mistakes.

I wish the woman whos doing a video conferance would hurry up and log in so I can go home......

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[Baksteen 84]

Grated - however, you're completely stuck in the mother of traffic jams for the next 24 hours.

I wish I was a better cook

"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport."
~mom

[popsjumper 2]

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GI wish I was a better cook

Granted. But in their efforts to meet enlistment quotas by providing better food, the Army drafts you for a 30-year term.


I wish Santa would bring me a petite, blue-eyed, blonde COED.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[Baksteen 84]

Granted - The Hospital-Barbie doll is all yours.

I wish my boss fell into a piranha infested river.
(I really like her, especially after the meeting I just had )

"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport."
~mom

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Granted - The Hospital-Barbie doll is all yours.

I wish my boss fell into a piranha infested river.
(I really like her, especially after the meeting I just had )

Granted, then your boss climbed back into the boat a little more wet than before.

I wish my wife's job would be less stressful on her.

--"Someday you will die and somehow somethings going to steal your carbon" -MM

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I wish my wife's job would be less stressful on her.

Granted She gets maternity leave for 12 months and you get the double stress of having to work 2 jobs to make ends meet.


I wish my BF2142 skills would increase 20 fold

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[email]I wish I has as much self confidence as some of the posters here.

GRANTED! You have all the confidence in the world...but only in these forums. Then, what you thought was just a swollen head (figuratively speaking) turns out to be a case of Hydrocephalus. Soon neighborhood children begin clinging to you on hot summer days to get into the shade.


-I wish I could find people in the Chicago area willing to trade some of their skydiving knowledge and experience for whiskey...copious amounts of whiskey...preferably Jameson...

[Baksteen 84]

GOOD morning, turtle

"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport."
~mom

[turtlespeed 226]

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GOOD morning, turtle

'Sup?

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[ladyhawke 0]

I wish everyone had a life as good as mine.

Granted but your good life is on a deserted island with only coconuts to eat, your own pee to drink and playing hide and seek with the tree monkeys.

I wish I could eat and drink anything and as much as I wanted and never gain any weight!

"It is our choices that show what we truly are far more than our abilities." - A. Dumbledore

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I wish I could eat and drink anything and as much as I wanted and never gain any weight!

Granted, but you lose your sense of smell and taste.

I wish that the next wish in this thread is corrupted.

"That looks dangerous." Leopold Stotch

[turtlespeed 226]

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I wish I could eat and drink anything and as much as I wanted and never gain any weight!

Granted, but you lose your sense of smell and taste.

I wish that the next wish in this thread is corrupted.

Granted, unfortunately you lost your towel, and the Earth was blown out of existence, because the fuzzy nimrods are jumping up and out,

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Baksteen 84]

Granted, you do not have to wish for anything. Unfortunately, Butters corrupted that anyway..


I wish I could jump tomorrow.

"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport."
~mom

[turtlespeed 226]

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Granted, you do not have to wish for anything. Unfortunately, Butters corrupted that anyway..


I wish I could jump tomorrow.

Granted, but you will do something that requires you to buy 24 cases of beer and the subsequently change the entire structure of the beer rules.

I wish I could wish a wish for a wish.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[highfly 0]

Granted, but your wish for a wish for a wish has only ended up materializing you a fish.......


I wish a Kiwi would be good at motorsport

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[shropshire 0]

Ha - Granted, but everyone will think that she's Australian.



I wish thae my bike had passed it's Mot.

(.)Y(.)
Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome

[turtlespeed 226]

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Ha - Granted, but everyone will think that she's Australian.



I wish thae my bike had passed it's Mot.

Granted, but as you pull off the cops are called and you are cited for falsifying your inspections papers and now have a 6' - 9" roommate named Bubba, in jail, that just came out of the closet, and says that he is your new husband.


I wish I had 2 million 3 hundred three thousand six hundred forty two dollars and three cents.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Whiskeyboi 0]

GRANTED - but new Parliament rulings allow you only to ride it in the Thames.

I wish this 15-page research paper that is due Friday was done already.

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Ha - Granted, but everyone will think that she's Australian.



I wish thae my bike had passed it's Mot.

Granted, but as you pull off the cops are called and you are cited for falsifying your inspections papers and now have a 6' - 9" roommate named Bubba, in jail, that just came out of the closet, and says that he is your new husband.


I wish I had 2 million 3 hundred three thousand six hundred forty two dollars and three cents.

Granted but it is all in pennies


I wish SF was here allready

Divot your source for all things Hillbilly.
Anvil Brother 84
SCR 14192

[turtlespeed 226]

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Ha - Granted, but everyone will think that she's Australian.



I wish thae my bike had passed it's Mot.

Granted, but as you pull off the cops are called and you are cited for falsifying your inspections papers and now have a 6' - 9" roommate named Bubba, in jail, that just came out of the closet, and says that he is your new husband.


I wish I had 2 million 3 hundred three thousand six hundred forty two dollars and three cents.

Granted but it is all in pennies


I wish SF was here allready

Granted, but your reserve is out of date and the riggers are all busy.

I wish SF was already here.

I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

[Squeak 17]

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I wish SF was already here.

Granted but the SF that you are at is San Fran and you are caught with your pants down in the Castro.





I have no wishes, my life ROCKS

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

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I have no wishes, my life ROCKS

Even though its not a wish your life rocking is caused by your ADD and severe Autism

I wish I wasnt as tired as I am today

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Even though its not a wish your life rocking is caused by your ADD and severe Autism

I wish I wasnt as tired as I am today

Granted you are no longer tired but you are so wired you cant sit still



Still don't have a wish

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?

[futuredivot 0]

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Still don't have a wish

Granted-you have no wish


But all of our wishes for you come true

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

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But all of our wishes for you come true

Granted, they do come true, but they befall the wishers not me
That would be very good for some people, not so good for a few others




As for my wish, i don't have one, i have goals that i achieve

You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky)
My Life ROCKS!
How's yours doing?