highfly 0 #1 May 18, 2008 Heres a new game for ya's. Here's how you play corrupt a wish (for those not familar with the game). Example: I wish for a million dollars Example 2: Granted, but the million dollars is stolen out of your bank account before you even get a chance to use it. You first corrupt the wish of the person who posted above you (be imaginitive when it comes to this), then you make your own wish. I'll start it off. I wish Id of bought that dirt cheap house I was offered when I was 23 years old for 30k Sterling , which is now worth over 180k Sterling www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
cocheese 0 #2 May 18, 2008 That house has a lot of Radon and black mold. I wish i could play a guitar like a rock star without ever having to practice. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #3 May 18, 2008 Quote That house has a lot of Radon and black mold. I wish i could play a guitar like a rock star without ever having to practice. Then your fingers will drop off due to bone cancer I wish for everlasting world peaceYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #4 May 18, 2008 Quote I wish for everlasting world peace Then the world blew up. I wish for a new outfit for everyday of the year Breathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #5 May 18, 2008 Granted. Buts its only a new hat I wish my cat wouldnt be sick after its fish dinner www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boinky 0 #6 May 18, 2008 Quote I wish for a new outfit for everyday of the year Then you got fat and couldn't wear them any more. I wish I could travel and see the world. Nina Are we called "DAWGs" because we stick our noses up people's butts? (RIP Buzz) Yep, you're a postwhore-billyvance Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #7 May 18, 2008 Quote Quote I wish I could travel and see the world. But then my plane crashed. I wish I could fucking hear. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
leroydb 0 #8 May 18, 2008 Quote I wish I could fucking hear. I wish I could seeLeroy ..I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #9 May 18, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I wish I could travel and see the world. I wish I could fucking hear. Granted but then your ears would fall off. I wish I had a box I could open and what I needed was in it. www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #10 May 18, 2008 Quote I wish I could fucking hear. But then you'd have to listen to all the fuckwits shouting "can you hear me now?" into their cell phones. I wish I could win the lottery so I could be home for good...Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #11 May 18, 2008 QuoteQuote I wish I had a box I could open and what I needed was in it. But it's permanently sealed and you'll never get it open. I wish I could win the lottery."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites highfly 0 #12 May 18, 2008 QuoteQuoteQuote I wish I had a box I could open and what I needed was in it. But it's permanently sealed and you'll never get it open. I wish I could win the lottery. You win a Free ticket. I wish I had the power of flight www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #13 May 18, 2008 QuoteQuote I wish I could win the lottery so I could be home for good... But you share the lottery with 3000 other winners and then the govt takes their share out of your share and you only have enough to pay for the first leg home. I wish I had unlimited flights to anywhere for free."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #14 May 18, 2008 Quote But you share the lottery with 3000 other winners and then the govt takes their share out of your share and you only have enough to pay for the first leg home. I wish I had unlimited flights to anywhere for free. Ouch!! You do, but it's in an AN-2 with a planeload of goats. *we had to have an AN-2 reference somewhere...been too long! I wish I had the time and money to tour all the DZ's in the world.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites highfly 0 #15 May 18, 2008 Quote Ouch!! You do, but it's in an AN-2 with a planeload of goats. *we had to have an AN-2 reference somewhere...been too long! I wish I had the time and money to tour all the DZ's in the world. Granted but shortly before yuou leave to go on your trip you lose all interest in anything to do with skydiving. I wish more people would reply to this thread www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites downwardspiral 0 #16 May 18, 2008 Quote I wish more people would reply to this thread Granted but too many people post simultaneously resulting in a very messy and chaotic thread. I wish I would stop aging.www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jcd11235 0 #17 May 18, 2008 QuoteI wish I would stop aging. But then you'd be dead. I wish I had more wishes.Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #18 May 18, 2008 QuoteQuote I wish I had more wishes. Granted but all your wishes are for wishes I wish for total extinction of the human populationYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #19 May 18, 2008 Quote I wish for total extinction of the human population Granted, but then the mole men take over the world I wish I was a CEO of a large multinationalDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #20 May 18, 2008 Quote Quote I wish I was a CEO of a large multinational Granted then you are arrested for embezzlement and become Bubba's Butt bitch in prison serving 40 years I wish the mole people were extinct too You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kbordson 8 #21 May 18, 2008 Quote I wish the mole people were extinct too Granted. No Eloi, no morlocks..... only you and a broken time machine. I wish that all will be right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites banesanura 1 #22 May 18, 2008 Quote I wish that all will be right. Granted- but "right" is based on my perspective. So the world would function as normal, but you will become pimped out at the nearest corner of the ghetto and I will require you to have a sex change and change your name to Richard. I wish I could achieve world domination.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites futuredivot 0 #23 May 18, 2008 Quote I wish I could achieve world domination. It yours. The world is Mercury I wish that I could sleep all nightYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #24 May 18, 2008 I wish that I could sleep all night, _________________________________ Granted, but sleep is overrated. I wish mean people would go away. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shropshire 0 #25 May 18, 2008 I've gone. But before I go, I wish that I wernt so mean... (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 1 of 6 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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highfly 0 #12 May 18, 2008 QuoteQuoteQuote I wish I had a box I could open and what I needed was in it. But it's permanently sealed and you'll never get it open. I wish I could win the lottery. You win a Free ticket. I wish I had the power of flight www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites BillyVance 35 #13 May 18, 2008 QuoteQuote I wish I could win the lottery so I could be home for good... But you share the lottery with 3000 other winners and then the govt takes their share out of your share and you only have enough to pay for the first leg home. I wish I had unlimited flights to anywhere for free."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #14 May 18, 2008 Quote But you share the lottery with 3000 other winners and then the govt takes their share out of your share and you only have enough to pay for the first leg home. I wish I had unlimited flights to anywhere for free. Ouch!! You do, but it's in an AN-2 with a planeload of goats. *we had to have an AN-2 reference somewhere...been too long! I wish I had the time and money to tour all the DZ's in the world.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites highfly 0 #15 May 18, 2008 Quote Ouch!! You do, but it's in an AN-2 with a planeload of goats. *we had to have an AN-2 reference somewhere...been too long! I wish I had the time and money to tour all the DZ's in the world. Granted but shortly before yuou leave to go on your trip you lose all interest in anything to do with skydiving. I wish more people would reply to this thread www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites downwardspiral 0 #16 May 18, 2008 Quote I wish more people would reply to this thread Granted but too many people post simultaneously resulting in a very messy and chaotic thread. I wish I would stop aging.www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jcd11235 0 #17 May 18, 2008 QuoteI wish I would stop aging. But then you'd be dead. I wish I had more wishes.Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #18 May 18, 2008 QuoteQuote I wish I had more wishes. Granted but all your wishes are for wishes I wish for total extinction of the human populationYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #19 May 18, 2008 Quote I wish for total extinction of the human population Granted, but then the mole men take over the world I wish I was a CEO of a large multinationalDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #20 May 18, 2008 Quote Quote I wish I was a CEO of a large multinational Granted then you are arrested for embezzlement and become Bubba's Butt bitch in prison serving 40 years I wish the mole people were extinct too You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kbordson 8 #21 May 18, 2008 Quote I wish the mole people were extinct too Granted. No Eloi, no morlocks..... only you and a broken time machine. I wish that all will be right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites banesanura 1 #22 May 18, 2008 Quote I wish that all will be right. Granted- but "right" is based on my perspective. So the world would function as normal, but you will become pimped out at the nearest corner of the ghetto and I will require you to have a sex change and change your name to Richard. I wish I could achieve world domination.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites futuredivot 0 #23 May 18, 2008 Quote I wish I could achieve world domination. It yours. The world is Mercury I wish that I could sleep all nightYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #24 May 18, 2008 I wish that I could sleep all night, _________________________________ Granted, but sleep is overrated. I wish mean people would go away. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shropshire 0 #25 May 18, 2008 I've gone. But before I go, I wish that I wernt so mean... (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 1 of 6 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. 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BillyVance 35 #13 May 18, 2008 QuoteQuote I wish I could win the lottery so I could be home for good... But you share the lottery with 3000 other winners and then the govt takes their share out of your share and you only have enough to pay for the first leg home. I wish I had unlimited flights to anywhere for free."Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites mnealtx 0 #14 May 18, 2008 Quote But you share the lottery with 3000 other winners and then the govt takes their share out of your share and you only have enough to pay for the first leg home. I wish I had unlimited flights to anywhere for free. Ouch!! You do, but it's in an AN-2 with a planeload of goats. *we had to have an AN-2 reference somewhere...been too long! I wish I had the time and money to tour all the DZ's in the world.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites highfly 0 #15 May 18, 2008 Quote Ouch!! You do, but it's in an AN-2 with a planeload of goats. *we had to have an AN-2 reference somewhere...been too long! I wish I had the time and money to tour all the DZ's in the world. Granted but shortly before yuou leave to go on your trip you lose all interest in anything to do with skydiving. I wish more people would reply to this thread www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites downwardspiral 0 #16 May 18, 2008 Quote I wish more people would reply to this thread Granted but too many people post simultaneously resulting in a very messy and chaotic thread. I wish I would stop aging.www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites jcd11235 0 #17 May 18, 2008 QuoteI wish I would stop aging. But then you'd be dead. I wish I had more wishes.Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #18 May 18, 2008 QuoteQuote I wish I had more wishes. Granted but all your wishes are for wishes I wish for total extinction of the human populationYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #19 May 18, 2008 Quote I wish for total extinction of the human population Granted, but then the mole men take over the world I wish I was a CEO of a large multinationalDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #20 May 18, 2008 Quote Quote I wish I was a CEO of a large multinational Granted then you are arrested for embezzlement and become Bubba's Butt bitch in prison serving 40 years I wish the mole people were extinct too You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kbordson 8 #21 May 18, 2008 Quote I wish the mole people were extinct too Granted. No Eloi, no morlocks..... only you and a broken time machine. I wish that all will be right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites banesanura 1 #22 May 18, 2008 Quote I wish that all will be right. Granted- but "right" is based on my perspective. So the world would function as normal, but you will become pimped out at the nearest corner of the ghetto and I will require you to have a sex change and change your name to Richard. I wish I could achieve world domination.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites futuredivot 0 #23 May 18, 2008 Quote I wish I could achieve world domination. It yours. The world is Mercury I wish that I could sleep all nightYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #24 May 18, 2008 I wish that I could sleep all night, _________________________________ Granted, but sleep is overrated. I wish mean people would go away. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shropshire 0 #25 May 18, 2008 I've gone. But before I go, I wish that I wernt so mean... (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 1 of 6 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0 Go To Topic Listing
mnealtx 0 #14 May 18, 2008 Quote But you share the lottery with 3000 other winners and then the govt takes their share out of your share and you only have enough to pay for the first leg home. I wish I had unlimited flights to anywhere for free. Ouch!! You do, but it's in an AN-2 with a planeload of goats. *we had to have an AN-2 reference somewhere...been too long! I wish I had the time and money to tour all the DZ's in the world.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #15 May 18, 2008 Quote Ouch!! You do, but it's in an AN-2 with a planeload of goats. *we had to have an AN-2 reference somewhere...been too long! I wish I had the time and money to tour all the DZ's in the world. Granted but shortly before yuou leave to go on your trip you lose all interest in anything to do with skydiving. I wish more people would reply to this thread www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #16 May 18, 2008 Quote I wish more people would reply to this thread Granted but too many people post simultaneously resulting in a very messy and chaotic thread. I wish I would stop aging.www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #17 May 18, 2008 QuoteI wish I would stop aging. But then you'd be dead. I wish I had more wishes.Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #18 May 18, 2008 QuoteQuote I wish I had more wishes. Granted but all your wishes are for wishes I wish for total extinction of the human populationYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Broke 0 #19 May 18, 2008 Quote I wish for total extinction of the human population Granted, but then the mole men take over the world I wish I was a CEO of a large multinationalDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Squeak 17 #20 May 18, 2008 Quote Quote I wish I was a CEO of a large multinational Granted then you are arrested for embezzlement and become Bubba's Butt bitch in prison serving 40 years I wish the mole people were extinct too You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites kbordson 8 #21 May 18, 2008 Quote I wish the mole people were extinct too Granted. No Eloi, no morlocks..... only you and a broken time machine. I wish that all will be right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites banesanura 1 #22 May 18, 2008 Quote I wish that all will be right. Granted- but "right" is based on my perspective. So the world would function as normal, but you will become pimped out at the nearest corner of the ghetto and I will require you to have a sex change and change your name to Richard. I wish I could achieve world domination.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites futuredivot 0 #23 May 18, 2008 Quote I wish I could achieve world domination. It yours. The world is Mercury I wish that I could sleep all nightYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites LisaH 0 #24 May 18, 2008 I wish that I could sleep all night, _________________________________ Granted, but sleep is overrated. I wish mean people would go away. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites shropshire 0 #25 May 18, 2008 I've gone. But before I go, I wish that I wernt so mean... (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites Prev 1 2 3 4 5 6 Next Page 1 of 6 Join the conversation You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account. Note: Your post will require moderator approval before it will be visible. Reply to this topic... × Pasted as rich text. Paste as plain text instead Only 75 emoji are allowed. × Your link has been automatically embedded. Display as a link instead × Your previous content has been restored. Clear editor × You cannot paste images directly. Upload or insert images from URL. Insert image from URL × Desktop Tablet Phone Submit Reply 0
Broke 0 #19 May 18, 2008 Quote I wish for total extinction of the human population Granted, but then the mole men take over the world I wish I was a CEO of a large multinationalDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #20 May 18, 2008 Quote Quote I wish I was a CEO of a large multinational Granted then you are arrested for embezzlement and become Bubba's Butt bitch in prison serving 40 years I wish the mole people were extinct too You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #21 May 18, 2008 Quote I wish the mole people were extinct too Granted. No Eloi, no morlocks..... only you and a broken time machine. I wish that all will be right. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
banesanura 1 #22 May 18, 2008 Quote I wish that all will be right. Granted- but "right" is based on my perspective. So the world would function as normal, but you will become pimped out at the nearest corner of the ghetto and I will require you to have a sex change and change your name to Richard. I wish I could achieve world domination.Best Girl Scout Ever. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #23 May 18, 2008 Quote I wish I could achieve world domination. It yours. The world is Mercury I wish that I could sleep all nightYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #24 May 18, 2008 I wish that I could sleep all night, _________________________________ Granted, but sleep is overrated. I wish mean people would go away. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shropshire 0 #25 May 18, 2008 I've gone. But before I go, I wish that I wernt so mean... (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
