Squeak 17 #76 May 20, 2008 Quote I wish the damn equipment I have to work with wouldn't break bloody down all the frickin' time! Granted, you now have NO equipment to break down on you I wish for a Super powers (Come on what ya got )You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #77 May 20, 2008 Quote I wish for a Super powers Granted. Your super powers are that every thing you touch turns into skittles. I wish to understand the genetic code. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #78 May 20, 2008 Granted - you now know all about pyrimidines, purines, open reading frames, stop codons, TATA boxes, that Adenine couples with a double bond to thymidine and guanine couples with a triple bond to cytosine, transcription and translation. Isn't this exciting!? No need to corrupt this - it's horrible enough when it goes right. I wish you hadn't reminded me. EDIT: I seem to have granted your previous wish as well.. "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #79 May 20, 2008 Quote Quote I wish for a Super powers I wish to understand the genetic code. Granted, you have now unlocked to secrets to the genetic code, then a viral mutant breaks out and causes genetic mutations on a global scale making all the current data obsolete (bugger) I wish for great physical and mental health and prosperityYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #80 May 20, 2008 QuoteI wish for great physical and mental health and prosperity Granted-turtla is healthy and prosperous, you however, are afflicted with warts and permenant erectile disfunction I wish that my dog would obey my commandsYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #81 May 20, 2008 QuoteQuoteI wish for great physical and mental health and prosperity Granted-turtla is healthy and prosperous, you however, are afflicted with warts and permenant erectile disfunction I wish that my dog would obey my commands Granted - Unfortunately, he takes the commands a little too literally and when you said "Awwe Fuck Me!" . . . it turned out really badly for you. I wish I had a wingman.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #82 May 20, 2008 QuoteI wish I had a wingman. Granted. I wish for peace on earth and good will towards men.Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #83 May 20, 2008 Quote Quote I wish I had a wingman. Granted. I wish for peace on earth and good will towards men. Granted, buit your good Will was Will bernstein from the Village People Fan Club.I wish I was already at Skyfest.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyhawke 0 #84 May 20, 2008 I wish I was already at Skyfest. Granted. But the emergency lobotomy procedure erased most of your memory so you go to Texas instead of NC for Skyfest. I wish I had a Safire2 canopy in my jazzy navy, hot pink & neon green colors!"It is our choices that show what we truly are far more than our abilities." - A. Dumbledore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #85 May 20, 2008 Quote I wish I was already at Skyfest. Granted. But the emergency lobotomy procedure erased most of your memory so you go to Texas instead of NC for Skyfest. Are you sure you didn't have a lobotomy yourself? Skyfest is in SC. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #86 May 20, 2008 Quote Quote I wish I was already at Skyfest. Granted. But the emergency lobotomy procedure erased most of your memory so you go to Texas instead of NC for Skyfest. Are you sure you didn't have a lobotomy yourself? Skyfest is in SC. Wow - I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ladyhawke 0 #87 May 20, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I wish I was already at Skyfest. Granted. But the emergency lobotomy procedure erased most of your memory so you go to Texas instead of NC for Skyfest. Are you sure you didn't have a lobotomy yourself? Skyfest is in SC. Wow - oops! SO SORRY! Geesh a little testy over that huh? "It is our choices that show what we truly are far more than our abilities." - A. Dumbledore Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foster 0 #88 May 20, 2008 Quote I wish I was already at Skyfest. Granted. But the emergency lobotomy procedure erased most of your memory so you go to Texas instead of NC for Skyfest. I wish I had a Safire2 canopy in my jazzy navy, hot pink & neon green colors! Granted but it has no lines attached to it... I wish for a world record in freeflying. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #89 May 20, 2008 Quote Quote I wish I was already at Skyfest. Granted. But the emergency lobotomy procedure erased most of your memory so you go to Texas instead of NC for Skyfest. I wish I had a Safire2 canopy in my jazzy navy, hot pink & neon green colors! Granted but it has no lines attached to it... I wish for a world record in freeflying. Granted, but it's a freeflymonauti record Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #90 May 20, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote I wish I was already at Skyfest. Granted. But the emergency lobotomy procedure erased most of your memory so you go to Texas instead of NC for Skyfest. Are you sure you didn't have a lobotomy yourself? Skyfest is in SC. Wow - oops! SO SORRY! Geesh a little testy over that huh? No - not at all, just flabbergasted that he could so thuroughly lobotomize himself. I wish I had a new whip.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #91 May 20, 2008 QuoteNo - not at all, just flabbergasted that he could so thuroughly lobotomize himself. I wish I had a new whip. Granted - but it's being wielded by that huge guy that used to be Slappie's avatar.Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #92 May 20, 2008 Quote Quote No - not at all, just flabbergasted that he could so thuroughly lobotomize himself. I wish I had a new whip. Granted - but it's being wielded by that huge guy that used to be Slappie's avatar. If you are going to grant a wish - you must wish something.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #93 May 20, 2008 Quote Quote Quote No - not at all, just flabbergasted that he could so thuroughly lobotomize himself. I wish I had a new whip. Granted - but it's being wielded by that huge guy that used to be Slappie's avatar. If you are going to grant a wish - you must wish something. I wish I didn't have to think up a new wish every time I did a corrupt. Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #94 May 20, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote No - not at all, just flabbergasted that he could so thuroughly lobotomize himself. I wish I had a new whip. Granted - but it's being wielded by that huge guy that used to be Slappie's avatar. If you are going to grant a wish - you must wish something. I wish I didn't have to think up a new wish every time I did a corrupt. Granted, unfortunately you will no longer be able to post because bubba the polar bear just walked in your office area and is feeling VERY Amorous.I wish that they would bring back the "Silent Thread"I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
downwardspiral 0 #95 May 20, 2008 Quote I wish I didn't have to think up a new wish every time I did a corrupt. Granted but now people make up your wish for you with a creative "fix." I wish moody would send me pics of her 40DDDs!!!!www.FourWheelerHB.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #96 May 20, 2008 QuoteQuote I wish I didn't have to think up a new wish every time I did a corrupt. Granted but now people make up your wish for you with a creative "fix." I wish moody would send me pics of her 40DDDs!!!! Granted, but as you turn around a swarm of bees sting you in your irises and you go blind before you get to see them. I still wish they would bring back the silent thread.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #97 May 21, 2008 Quote I still wish they would bring back the silent thread. Granted. But it's only because everyone went deaf and we now have to have Billy teach us ASL (well... at least us Americans ASL.... ) I wish all my friends were closer Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #98 May 21, 2008 Quote Quote I wish all my friends were closer But then you find out they're really assholes. I wish I could see moodyskydiver's 40DDD rack. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #99 May 21, 2008 Quote I wish I could see moodyskydiver's 40DDD rack. Granted - you CAN. DUH! You're deaf, not blind, silly!! BUT... she won't let you I wish I has as much self confidence as some of the posters here. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whiskeyboi 0 #100 May 21, 2008 [email]I wish I has as much self confidence as some of the posters here. GRANTED! You have all the confidence in the world...but only in these forums. Then, what you thought was just a swollen head (figuratively speaking) turns out to be a case of Hydrocephalus. Soon neighborhood children begin clinging to you on hot summer days to get into the shade. -I wish I could find people in the Chicago area willing to trade some of their skydiving knowledge and experience for whiskey...copious amounts of whiskey...preferably Jameson... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
