shropshire 0 #51 May 19, 2008 Granted ... but it's bucketing down with rain and blowing a gale. I wish I had, I wish I had The secret of good, and the secret of bad. (.)Y(.) Chivalry is not dead; it only sleeps for want of work to do. - Jerome K Jerome Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #52 May 19, 2008 OK, but good is locked in an unopenable container and bad ends up posted in bonfire I wish that my wife could have come on this trip with meYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #53 May 19, 2008 Granted. Your wife takes the brown pill and has a bad one. She sees snakes and eggs in her hands and takes an knife and cuts them up. Alas the snake is your manhood and the eggs are ya balls I wish it was Friday afternoon. www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #54 May 19, 2008 Quote I wish it was Friday afternoon. Granted, but your boss just told you that you have to work all weekend. I wish the house I was renting was in good repairDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #55 May 19, 2008 Quote Quote I wish it was Friday afternoon. Granted, but your boss just told you that you have to work all weekend. I wish the house I was renting was in good repair But if it was, your rent would be double what it is now. I wish I could post lots of sick twisted pictures on dz.com again, like I used to. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
apollard24 0 #56 May 19, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I wish I could post lots of sick twisted pictures on dz.com again, like I used to. Granted, but they would all be in the recycle bin so noone could see them. I wish I was a sick twisted bitchBreathe out so I can breathe you in... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #57 May 19, 2008 Quote I wish I was a sick twisted bitch Granted, but now you think like me I wish I had a herumDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #58 May 19, 2008 Quote Quote Quote Quote I wish I was a sick twisted bitch Granted, but you're MY sick and Twisted bitchI wish BooBoo was my sick and twisted bitchYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #59 May 20, 2008 Quote I wish BooBoo was my sick and twisted bitch Granted but BooBoo is the name of a monkey I wish I lived in the Pacific NWDivot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #60 May 20, 2008 Granted but BooBoo is the name of a monkey ___________________________ I thought Boo Boo was Yogi's sidekick. A bear.Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #61 May 20, 2008 Quote Granted but BooBoo is the name of a monkey ___________________________ I thought Boo Boo was Yogi's sidekick. A bear. BooiBooKittyF$%& isn'tYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LisaH 0 #62 May 20, 2008 Quote Quote Granted but BooBoo is the name of a monkey ___________________________ I thought Boo Boo was Yogi's sidekick. A bear. BooiBooKittyF$%& isn't Oh, I'm out of the loop. Be yourself! MooOOooOoo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #63 May 20, 2008 QuoteI wish I lived in the Pacific NW OK, but Cooper's moneybag finally falls out of a tree and kills you I wish my clothes would iron themselvesYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
highfly 0 #64 May 20, 2008 Quote I wish my clothes would iron themselves Granted, but every morning you take a shirt out of your wardrobe, it has a hole the shape of an iron in it. I wish I could take all the family on a nice long holiday with a nanny in tow to look after the boys so me and the wife can have a sleep in. www.myspace.com/durtymac Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #65 May 20, 2008 granted. During the entire holidays the weather is ideal for jumping but you cannot get away to any DZ. Then, upon returning home you find that as soon as you get to any DZ a thunderstorm will start. This amazing meteorological phenomenon will continue for the rest of your life (though with the correct spelling) and all skydivers will know it's your fault if they cannot jump. I wish that wishes were fishes"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #66 May 20, 2008 Quotegranted. During the entire holidays the weather is ideal for jumping but you cannot get away to any DZ. Then, upon returning home you find that as soon as you get to any DZ a thunderstorm will start. This amazing meteorological phenomenon will continue for the rest of your life (though with the correct spelling) and all skydivers will know it's your fault if they cannot jump. I wish that wishes were fishes Granted, wishes are now fishes . . . However - the lifetime supply of Thorizine that the men in the neat white uniforms give you as they cart you away in your brand new "Hug Myself" jacket with the nifty buckles, will keep you from ever drinking beer again. ---- I wish I could cure cancer.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #67 May 20, 2008 QuoteI wish I could cure cancer. Granted, your cure turns the cancer in to botulism I wish that I didn't have to take crap for things I can't controlYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #68 May 20, 2008 Quote Quote I wish I could cure cancer. Granted, your cure turns the cancer in to botulism I wish that I didn't have to take crap for things I can't control Granted - But you couldn't control your canopy anyway.I wish I never would have said yes to that last beer.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #69 May 20, 2008 Quote However - the lifetime supply of Thorizine that the men in the neat white uniforms give you as they cart you away in your brand new "Hug Myself" jacket with the nifty buckles, will keep you from ever drinking beer again. What else is new? I'm typing this using a spoon clenched between my teeth. As for the beer, that's why God invented straws "That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #70 May 20, 2008 QuoteI wish I never would have said yes to that last beer. Granted, you turned down the beer, opened a jar of moonshine and woke up the next morning in bed with BillyVance. Both of you covered in cooking oil and stale sweat. I wish I hadn't given myself that mental imageYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #71 May 20, 2008 QuoteQuoteI wish I never would have said yes to that last beer. Granted, you turned down the beer, opened a jar of moonshine and woke up the next morning in bed with BillyVance. Both of you covered in cooking oil and stale sweat. I wish I hadn't given myself that mental image Granted . . . Instead you gather a mental image of Airtwardo and Walt naked and in restraints . . . waiting for you to join them. I wish Her Hotness would post her bare boobies.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #72 May 20, 2008 Quote Quote Quote I wish Her Hotness would post her bare boobies. Granted, but they hang down to her knees (that's why she dont wear short skirts ) I wish my world trip would be continuous not just 12 monthsYou are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #73 May 20, 2008 Quote I wish my world trip would be continuous not just 12 months Granted... but that is because you are now in the witless protection program for your "safety" and have to move to a different country every 3 mos. I wish that my wish won't be corrupted Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Baksteen 84 #74 May 20, 2008 Too slow - ach weell.. Granted, Kbordson - YOU are corrupted instead I wish the damn equipment I have to work with wouldn't break bloody down all the frickin' time!"That formation-stuff in freefall is just fun and games but with an open parachute it's starting to sound like, you know, an extreme sport." ~mom Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Squeak 17 #75 May 20, 2008 Quote Quote I wish that my wish won't be corrupted Granted,m but it's a LAMEO wish that no one wanted to corupt You are not now, nor will you ever be, good enough to not die in this sport (Sparky) My Life ROCKS! How's yours doing? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
