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Who would be willing to chip in so Bolas could......

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I agree, he needs some packing lessons BAD!!!

I've had recurring dreams about Bolas going in. It's starting to freak me out. First dream was that he went in at the FloraBama with a PC-in-tow on his reserve. :S Crashed through the roof of a building.

Then, just last night, I had another dream that he went in. I was driving across this bridge and there was a whole bunch of wingsuiters and he was one of them, and most were above me but Bolas flew his wingsuit under the bridge (which I thought was pretty stupid). They all looked like they were going to land their wingsuits without deploying to me. Shades of Jeb Corliss I suppose. :D Then I found out everyone else was fine, but Bolas had gone in because he chopped his main at 700' for no reason and didn't deploy his reserve. Also, there was something about him turning his cypres on while he was under his main canopy. Weird weird weird. :S

Bolas. Stop having mals, you're interfering with my sleep. :D:P


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ok. forget about what's in it for me. just fooling round. we're all one big happy, jumping family, so who's bolas?:)

It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

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Some weirdo ;) who's had 5(?) reserve rides within the past 8 months or so, in 4 different states apparently.

I think it's his body position, he always says it's spinning line twists. Except for the Cypres fire, of course, that was just lack of altitude awareness. :D


Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091

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What are you going to do, Road head him into submission? :P




If that's the case, I know of a lot of guys who will be hittin' up Sunny for packing lessons...she's gonna have to charge large "fees"...:D


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What are you going to do, Road head him into submission? :P



That'd be a neat trick on his motorscooter...although Sunny might get some iiiinteresting vibrations from the gas tank if it were possible... B|
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5 reserve rides in less than a year? and his cypres fired. oh shit. well where is he? no offense bolas, but i don't think i want anyone with that record, packing my lunch let alone the rig i'm flying.:P:P then again since i'm a total newbie, i guess it couldn't be much better if i had to pack my own. or could it. :P:D:D so i'm going to work now, so i can email & get my pics posted. bye.:P

It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

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ok. forget about what's in it for me. just fooling round. we're all one big happy, jumping family, so who's bolas?:)



So are you asking...

B|WHO IS BOLAS RODRIGUEZ?]B|

:|I dunno, never heard of him:|
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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What are you going to do, Road head him into submission? :P




If that's the case, I know of a lot of guys who will be hittin' up Sunny for packing lessons...she's gonna have to charge large "fees"...:D


~R+R:)...


As news got out all across the country men started spinning their d-bags before putting them in the container...
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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ah a wise-ass i like him already. B| ok i'll donate.
i'll be logging back on in about an hour from work.:D oh wait i already gave at the office. but if it spares you the wear & tear on your reserve, i'll chip-in. hey does this mean you, now you are back to another 8 full years before you have to send the cypres out for the 8 year checkup/service? so that's why you do it hey?:D:P

It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

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5 reserve rides in less than a year? and his cypres fired. oh shit. well where is he? no offense bolas, but i don't think i want anyone with that record, packing my lunch let alone the rig i'm flying.:P:P then again since i'm a total newbie, i guess it couldn't be much better if i had to pack my own. or could it. :P:D:D so i'm going to work now, so i can email & get my pics posted. bye.:P



My rides:
Skyhook Demo
Low pull Cypress fire (story here)http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3014076#3014076
Spinning diving mal (Borrowed gear, my pack job)
Spinning diving mal Hop n Pop (My gear, paid pack job)
Spinning diving mal (My gear, paid pack job)
Spinning diving mal (My gear, smaller canopy, even smaller d-bag, my pack job)

All since August of last year.

I've only had 2 mals that I've packed and both were circumstances where I was jumping something other than my normal gear.

I also only pack for myself so no worries about me packing you a mal. :)
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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;) just having some fun with you. you just have really bad luck, this past year. not shit i really want to hear just getting into it. fuckers:P:P
It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak

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5 reserve rides in less than a year? and his cypres fired. oh shit. well where is he? no offense bolas, but i don't think i want anyone with that record, packing my lunch let alone the rig i'm flying.:P:P then again since i'm a total newbie, i guess it couldn't be much better if i had to pack my own. or could it. :P:D:D so i'm going to work now, so i can email & get my pics posted. bye.:P



My rides:
Skyhook Demo
Low pull Cypress fire (story here)http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3014076#3014076
Spinning diving mal (Borrowed gear, my pack job)
Spinning diving mal Hop n Pop (My gear, paid pack job)
Spinning diving mal (My gear, paid pack job)
Spinning diving mal (My gear, smaller canopy, even smaller d-bag, my pack job)

All since August of last year.

I've only had 2 mals that I've packed and both were circumstances where I was jumping something other than my normal gear.

I also only pack for myself so no worries about me packing you a mal. :)



Ok, whenever you get back from Chicago, we are gonna have to hang out for a day, at least you won't get a mal that day...we'll hang out in Raleigh...:D...

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5 reserve rides in less than a year? and his cypres fired. oh shit. well where is he? no offense bolas, but i don't think i want anyone with that record, packing my lunch let alone the rig i'm flying.:P:P then again since i'm a total newbie, i guess it couldn't be much better if i had to pack my own. or could it. :P:D:D so i'm going to work now, so i can email & get my pics posted. bye.:P



My rides:
Skyhook Demo
Low pull Cypress fire (story here)http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3014076#3014076
Spinning diving mal (Borrowed gear, my pack job)
Spinning diving mal Hop n Pop (My gear, paid pack job)
Spinning diving mal (My gear, paid pack job)
Spinning diving mal (My gear, smaller canopy, even smaller d-bag, my pack job)

All since August of last year.

I've only had 2 mals that I've packed and both were circumstances where I was jumping something other than my normal gear.

I also only pack for myself so no worries about me packing you a mal. :)



Jeeze....you got more reserve rides in 11 months than FutureDivot has SKYDIVES! :o:ph34r:B|










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I was a nice girl until I went to Skyfest and started hanging out with you, Turtle and Roo. You 3 corrupted me. ;);););)



Phew! I'm off the hook!B|:ph34r:
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Phew! I'm off the hook!



Just because you're not guilty of one thing, doesn't make you innocent. As a matter of fact, I was probably worse than normal because you were there so it's still your influence that's the root causeB|
You are only as strong as the prey you devour

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Phew! I'm off the hook!



Just because you're not guilty of one thing, doesn't make you innocent. As a matter of fact, I was probably worse than normal because you were there so it's still your influence that's the root causeB|


:o WAHOOO see told ya it had to be someone else :P
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:o WAHOOO see told ya it had to be someone else :P



If you're claiming that you're the cute, innocent type-Let me tell you that you are 1/2 wrong:P


And you still throw like a girl:D


So you are either saying she is cute and not innocent which would be my vote, or...
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