CSpenceFLY 1 #51 July 2, 2008 If we didn't love you we'd buy you a Velo. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #52 July 2, 2008 Quoteknow more people better.... then your in trouble!! Oh shitYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #53 July 2, 2008 depends. who's bolas & what's in it for me. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #54 July 2, 2008 I agree, he needs some packing lessons BAD!!! I've had recurring dreams about Bolas going in. It's starting to freak me out. First dream was that he went in at the FloraBama with a PC-in-tow on his reserve. Crashed through the roof of a building. Then, just last night, I had another dream that he went in. I was driving across this bridge and there was a whole bunch of wingsuiters and he was one of them, and most were above me but Bolas flew his wingsuit under the bridge (which I thought was pretty stupid). They all looked like they were going to land their wingsuits without deploying to me. Shades of Jeb Corliss I suppose. Then I found out everyone else was fine, but Bolas had gone in because he chopped his main at 700' for no reason and didn't deploy his reserve. Also, there was something about him turning his cypres on while he was under his main canopy. Weird weird weird. Bolas. Stop having mals, you're interfering with my sleep. Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #55 July 2, 2008 ok. forget about what's in it for me. just fooling round. we're all one big happy, jumping family, so who's bolas? It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lauraliscious 0 #56 July 2, 2008 Some weirdo who's had 5(?) reserve rides within the past 8 months or so, in 4 different states apparently. I think it's his body position, he always says it's spinning line twists. Except for the Cypres fire, of course, that was just lack of altitude awareness. Enemiga Rodriguez, PMS #369, OrFun #25, Team Dirty Sanchez #116, Pelt Head #29, Muff #4091 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tigra 0 #57 July 2, 2008 Dayuummmmmmmmmm! Talk about tough love here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #58 July 2, 2008 Quote I agree, he needs some packing lessons BAD!!! He arrives at SDC tomorrow night....i got it covered. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CSpenceFLY 1 #59 July 2, 2008 What are you going to do, Road head him into submission? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #60 July 2, 2008 Quote What are you going to do, Road head him into submission? If that's the case, I know of a lot of guys who will be hittin' up Sunny for packing lessons...she's gonna have to charge large "fees"...~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #61 July 2, 2008 Quote What are you going to do, Road head him into submission? [Tongue] If thats what it takes.... ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mnealtx 0 #62 July 2, 2008 Quote What are you going to do, Road head him into submission? That'd be a neat trick on his motorscooter...although Sunny might get some iiiinteresting vibrations from the gas tank if it were possible... Mike I love you, Shannon and Jim. POPS 9708 , SCR 14706 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #63 July 2, 2008 5 reserve rides in less than a year? and his cypres fired. oh shit. well where is he? no offense bolas, but i don't think i want anyone with that record, packing my lunch let alone the rig i'm flying. then again since i'm a total newbie, i guess it couldn't be much better if i had to pack my own. or could it. so i'm going to work now, so i can email & get my pics posted. bye. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #64 July 2, 2008 Quote ok. forget about what's in it for me. just fooling round. we're all one big happy, jumping family, so who's bolas? So are you asking... WHO IS BOLAS RODRIGUEZ?]I dunno, never heard of himStupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #65 July 2, 2008 Quote Quote What are you going to do, Road head him into submission? If that's the case, I know of a lot of guys who will be hittin' up Sunny for packing lessons...she's gonna have to charge large "fees"...~R+R... As news got out all across the country men started spinning their d-bags before putting them in the container...Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #66 July 2, 2008 ah a wise-ass i like him already. ok i'll donate. i'll be logging back on in about an hour from work. oh wait i already gave at the office. but if it spares you the wear & tear on your reserve, i'll chip-in. hey does this mean you, now you are back to another 8 full years before you have to send the cypres out for the 8 year checkup/service? so that's why you do it hey? It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bolas 5 #67 July 2, 2008 Quote 5 reserve rides in less than a year? and his cypres fired. oh shit. well where is he? no offense bolas, but i don't think i want anyone with that record, packing my lunch let alone the rig i'm flying. then again since i'm a total newbie, i guess it couldn't be much better if i had to pack my own. or could it. so i'm going to work now, so i can email & get my pics posted. bye. My rides: Skyhook Demo Low pull Cypress fire (story here)http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3014076#3014076 Spinning diving mal (Borrowed gear, my pack job) Spinning diving mal Hop n Pop (My gear, paid pack job) Spinning diving mal (My gear, paid pack job) Spinning diving mal (My gear, smaller canopy, even smaller d-bag, my pack job) All since August of last year. I've only had 2 mals that I've packed and both were circumstances where I was jumping something other than my normal gear. I also only pack for myself so no worries about me packing you a mal. Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #68 July 2, 2008 just having some fun with you. you just have really bad luck, this past year. not shit i really want to hear just getting into it. fuckersIt's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoadRash 0 #69 July 3, 2008 Quote Quote 5 reserve rides in less than a year? and his cypres fired. oh shit. well where is he? no offense bolas, but i don't think i want anyone with that record, packing my lunch let alone the rig i'm flying. then again since i'm a total newbie, i guess it couldn't be much better if i had to pack my own. or could it. so i'm going to work now, so i can email & get my pics posted. bye. My rides: Skyhook Demo Low pull Cypress fire (story here)http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3014076#3014076 Spinning diving mal (Borrowed gear, my pack job) Spinning diving mal Hop n Pop (My gear, paid pack job) Spinning diving mal (My gear, paid pack job) Spinning diving mal (My gear, smaller canopy, even smaller d-bag, my pack job) All since August of last year. I've only had 2 mals that I've packed and both were circumstances where I was jumping something other than my normal gear. I also only pack for myself so no worries about me packing you a mal. Ok, whenever you get back from Chicago, we are gonna have to hang out for a day, at least you won't get a mal that day...we'll hang out in Raleigh...... ~R+R...~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~ Fly the friendly skies...^_^...})ii({...^_~... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #70 July 3, 2008 Quote Quote 5 reserve rides in less than a year? and his cypres fired. oh shit. well where is he? no offense bolas, but i don't think i want anyone with that record, packing my lunch let alone the rig i'm flying. then again since i'm a total newbie, i guess it couldn't be much better if i had to pack my own. or could it. so i'm going to work now, so i can email & get my pics posted. bye. My rides: Skyhook Demo Low pull Cypress fire (story here)http://www.dropzone.com/cgi-bin/forum/gforum.cgi?post=3014076#3014076 Spinning diving mal (Borrowed gear, my pack job) Spinning diving mal Hop n Pop (My gear, paid pack job) Spinning diving mal (My gear, paid pack job) Spinning diving mal (My gear, smaller canopy, even smaller d-bag, my pack job) All since August of last year. I've only had 2 mals that I've packed and both were circumstances where I was jumping something other than my normal gear. I also only pack for myself so no worries about me packing you a mal. Jeeze....you got more reserve rides in 11 months than FutureDivot has SKYDIVES! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gonzalesna 1 #71 July 3, 2008 Quote I was a nice girl until I went to Skyfest and started hanging out with you, Turtle and Roo. You 3 corrupted me. Phew! I'm off the hook!Some people refrain from beating a dead horse. Personally, I find a myriad of entertainment value when beating it until it becomes a horse-smoothie. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #72 July 3, 2008 Quote Phew! I'm off the hook! Just because you're not guilty of one thing, doesn't make you innocent. As a matter of fact, I was probably worse than normal because you were there so it's still your influence that's the root causeYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DangerRoo 0 #73 July 3, 2008 Quote Quote Phew! I'm off the hook! Just because you're not guilty of one thing, doesn't make you innocent. As a matter of fact, I was probably worse than normal because you were there so it's still your influence that's the root cause WAHOOO see told ya it had to be someone else (I.C.D#2 VP) ""I'm good with my purple penis straw" ~sky mama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #74 July 3, 2008 Quote WAHOOO see told ya it had to be someone else If you're claiming that you're the cute, innocent type-Let me tell you that you are 1/2 wrongAnd you still throw like a girlYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Broke 0 #75 July 3, 2008 Quote Quote WAHOOO see told ya it had to be someone else If you're claiming that you're the cute, innocent type-Let me tell you that you are 1/2 wrongAnd you still throw like a girl So you are either saying she is cute and not innocent which would be my vote, or...Divot your source for all things Hillbilly. Anvil Brother 84 SCR 14192 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites