ACMESkydiver 0 #1 July 12, 2008 This is a real letter I wrote as my husband for a real friend of ours... Names have been changed to protect the...innocent? Suddenly all of Joe's jobless friends are asking me to write recommendation letters...wonder why? ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
GaryRay 0 #2 July 12, 2008 good job, can you hire me for a week :)JewBag. www.jewbag.wordpress.com Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #3 July 12, 2008 Quote good job, can you hire me for a week :) ...if you can walk on water like all of our other 'employees'! ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RALFFERS 0 #4 July 12, 2008 Alright Jaye, you got me LMFAO over here! all of it was great, but I especially loved the ending... Never thought something like this could work in corporate America; intriguing, genius even!... Dialogue/commentary between Divot, Twardo & myself - "from your first Oshkosh when the three of us were riding to or from one of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #5 July 12, 2008 Quote Alright Jaye, you got me LMFAO over here! all of it was great, but I especially loved the ending... Never thought something like this could work in corporate America; intriguing, genius even!... Well now, I said it was a real letter, I didn't say our buddy Brodie actually used it. I wrote him another letter to turn in. In case the attachment is blocked: Quote Joe Pacino Team Pacino President, CEO, Ruler, & Emperor Re: Endorsement of Brandon Smith To Whom It May Concern: I, Joe Pacino, being of sound mind and body, would like to offer my highest word of recommendation for Mr. Brandon Smith. Brandon’s work at Team Pacino has been completely remarkable. Brandon’s creativity and forethought improved productivity by 89%, brought Team Pacino out of the red, expanded our overseas holdings by three fold, increased our stock shares by $49.85 each, and single-handedly squelched a worker rebellion. Mr. Smith has an enthusiasm that is contagious. –Almost as contagious as the leprosy victims that he donates his time to assist in a local orphanage. An orphanage that is a convenient tax write-off for Team Pacino, allows us to fill our disability quota to the state, and hence make our expanding empire appear legitimately concerned about the less fortunate. All because of Brandon Smith… Brandon’s meteoric climb up the corporate ladder here at Team Pacino is being written about in several major business journals, featured on Mike Gowan’s ‘Business Talk’ on CNN, immortalized in poetry, and sung by minstrels the world over. Brandon Smith is truly becoming a giant among men; a super-hero to the common business man, and a legend in his own time. Mr. Smith’s ambition has renewed this company’s spirit. It has kindled a new-found love for mindless work, an overwhelming desire to increase stock-holder profits, a kinship with the environment and all of God’s natural wonder, and left women fainting with ecstasy in the streets. One co-worker swears he saw him walk on water during a 15 minute coffee break. Apparently after improving our company’s bottom line so greatly, we left him with no further challenge and kissed him on the cheek and bid him a fond farewell. Tearfully, we will watch him walk out one last time through the foot-thick steel doors and privacy gates. We will sigh in remembrance of those security upgrades that were needed to keep out the paparazzi; begging for photos of the man, the myth, the legend that is Brandon. We will watch in utter amazement as he goes forth to catapult a new company into overnight wealth and achievement. I would like to extend my sincere congratulations to the lucky son of a bitch that gets Brandon Smith as a new employee. With Utmost Respect, Joseph Peter Pacino Sovereign Team Pacino ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #6 July 12, 2008 damn, you are good. now how 'bout some of that RIP jelly lady?It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ACMESkydiver 0 #7 July 12, 2008 Quote damn, you are good. now how 'bout some of that RIP jelly lady? I'm bringing the last 3 tablespoons to NWFlyer's house tomorrow. ~Jaye Do not believe that possibly you can escape the reward of your action. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #8 July 12, 2008 Quote damn, you are good. now how 'bout some of that RIP jelly lady? I'm bringing the last 3 tablespoons to NWFlyer's house tomorrow. hey how'd nwflyer get so lucky? I'll pay top dollar for 1 tablespoon. your 'resumes' could catch a pretty nice $ also come to think of it. but i'm really interested in that death jelly, are you starting a 'waiting list' for the next batch? or are you just going to come back here & tease us first, then start the bidding? i'm becoming obsessed with getting some now. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
