skittles_of_SDC 0 #51 July 12, 2008 Quote Oh there are plenty of them like that out there. A friend of mine used to be a gigolo for a short time. He didn't plan on it, just happened by accident. Met some older nice lady at the bar, she was lonely. They struck up a conversation, she invited him to her home in a wealthy area, they had a good time. He ended up staying overnight. In the morning she slipped $500 in his pocket. Then he got a call from one of her lonely friends, and another.... lucky bastard. He stopped after a couple months because he didn't want his friends and family to get suspicious and find out. We're talking about women in their early 30's to mid 40's and your friend being in like his 20's right? Cause thats how I wanna do it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #52 July 12, 2008 Quote We're talking about women in their early 30's to mid 40's and your friend being in like his 20's right? Cause thats how I wanna do it. I'm a newleywed. My avatar is from a wedding picture. ...You missed it by that much. Although, I married a whuffo so I'm sure there is a pool around about how long I'm actually going to stay married. Maybe you still have a chance someday, I'll let you know. She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #53 July 12, 2008 Quote ...Maybe you still have a chance someday, I'll let you know. It's the best I could have hoped for. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kbordson 8 #54 July 13, 2008 Quote Quote No getting married for me though. ACK! YET! -so.... is this a dz.com version of a proposal? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ryoder 1,590 #55 July 13, 2008 Quote I'm a newleywed. My avatar is from a wedding picture. ...You missed it by that much. Although, I married a whuffo so I'm sure there is a pool around about how long I'm actually going to stay married. Maybe you still have a chance someday, I'll let you know. Hey!The newbie needs to take his position behind the rest of us. No cutting in line!"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #56 July 13, 2008 Quote Quote I'm a newleywed. My avatar is from a wedding picture. ...You missed it by that much. Although, I married a whuffo so I'm sure there is a pool around about how long I'm actually going to stay married. Maybe you still have a chance someday, I'll let you know. Hey!The newbie needs to take his position behind the rest of us. No cutting in line! I would go to the back of the line... but im much younger, better looking and have more stamina in the sack, so I'm first. j/k That comment is gonna get me hurt. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #57 July 13, 2008 Quote I would go to the back of the line... but im much younger, better looking and have more stamina in the sack, so I'm first. not to mention, incredibly 'humble' I see.It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #58 July 13, 2008 Quote . but im much younger younger than what? I thought you, Donnie & the rest of the Osmond boys, were all well into your 50s & 60s by now. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skittles_of_SDC 0 #59 July 13, 2008 I am humble... except when it comes to women. And who are the Osmond boys'? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #60 July 13, 2008 Quote I am humble... except when it comes to women. And who are the Osmond boys'? LMFAO, oh you are young. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
