futuredivot 0 #1 July 10, 2008 Not me, my wife. Storms knocked the power off and I'm in a hotel 400 miles awayYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
tmaricle55 0 #2 July 10, 2008 For a minute there I thought you might be missing Turtle! Muff Brother # 3883, SCR # 14796 ICD # 1 - Pres. Yeah, I noticed and I think it's funny! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LongWayToFall 0 #3 July 10, 2008 Candle time.... woooooo Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #4 July 10, 2008 Pay the bill you piker! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PsychoBob 0 #5 July 10, 2008 ***Not me, my wife. Storms knocked the power off and I'm in a hotel 400 miles away Quote Don't worry, I got the candles out and Liz and I drank the two bottles of wine you had stashed in the kitchen cabinet. By the way, when are you coming home? "I'm not a gynecologist but I will take a look at it" RB #1295, Smokey Sister #1, HellFish #658, Dirty Sanchez #194, Muff Brothers #3834, POPS #9614, Orfun Foster-Parent?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #6 July 10, 2008 I'm pulling down the driveway now. Did you get the deck bannisters painted?You are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
turtlespeed 226 #7 July 10, 2008 QuoteI'm pulling down the driveway now. Did you get the deck bannisters painted? Rustoleum to the rescue . . . I did get a little on the carpet . . . and some paint too.I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #8 July 11, 2008 QuoteRustoleum to the rescue . . . I did get a little on the carpet . . . and some paint too. So, I'll find her like I left her UnsatisfiedYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #9 July 11, 2008 Quote Quote Rustoleum to the rescue . . . I did get a little on the carpet . . . and some paint too. So, I'll find her like I left her Unsatisfied But at least this time. . . not laughing! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #10 July 11, 2008 Quote But at least this time. . . not laughing! Yeah, I don't think she want's you to come back over any moreYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #11 July 12, 2008 Honey: Divot, where are you? Divot: In Bumfuck. Honey: How far away is that? Divot: 400 miles. Honey: OK (hangs up) Honey: He's 400 miles away. The way he drives that's 20 hours. PsychoBob, Airtwardo, Turtle: WOOOHOOO!My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #12 July 12, 2008 Quote Honey: Divot, where are you? Divot: In Bumfuck. Honey: How far away is that? Divot: 400 miles. Honey: OK (hangs up) Honey: He's 400 miles away. The way he drives that's 20 hours. PsychoBob, Airtwardo, Turtle: WOOOHOOO! If only he knew what they were up to. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #13 July 12, 2008 brutal, fuckin' brutal I tell ya'-porpoisheadIt's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #14 July 12, 2008 Quote Honey: Divot, where are you? Divot: In Bumfuck. Honey: How far away is that? Divot: 400 miles. Honey: OK (hangs up) Honey: He's 400 miles away. The way he drives that's 20 hours. PsychoBob, Airtwardo, Turtle: WOOOHOOO! He's actually a lot farther away in terms of 'time' than 20 hours...I replaced his US road atlas with a 20 year old gas station map of southern Italy! ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
futuredivot 0 #15 July 12, 2008 Back to the original intent-being gone all the time is tough. It's really tough when something's wrong at home and she's having to deal with it without my helpYou are only as strong as the prey you devour Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LongWayToFall 0 #16 July 13, 2008 God forbid you die. She's probably taping the keg right about now..... Don't worry. You aren't missed near as much as you think you are. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #17 July 13, 2008 One of the joyous days of my life was the day I came in off the road to an office job. It took about 2 weeks to realize I fucked up.My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
airtwardo 7 #18 July 13, 2008 For some reason, every time I read the title~ Alone in the dark [futuredivot] I get his vision of the divot..sitting in a dark hotel room with a handful of boy-butter and a two year old copy of Juggs Magazine....with most of the pages stuck together. ~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
