porpoishead 8 #1 July 13, 2008 our boat was overrun by these fuckstick terrorists one of our other divers got bit and we had to lifeflight him back to the beach to a hospital. he had the red line traveling up his arm from the bite location was almost a foot long by the time the bird lifted him we managed to capture 8 females alive and a dozen or so males. very fast and agile creatures. the females are fucking huge. i want to mix the males in with the females and watch them girls do their thing if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #2 July 13, 2008 Fucking black widows... "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #3 July 13, 2008 thats exactly what I said billy we didn't have a contingency plan for that type of scenario. had to shut the whole operation down. even the chevron company man didnt know what to say or do. they were listed as our problem since they were believed to have come on board with our equipment.if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #4 July 13, 2008 you crazy bastard, you went looking & hunting for them? I don't even like the idea of finding the little son-of-a-bitches, by accident. you're nutz! I like that! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #5 July 13, 2008 Somebody I know was doing lawn work a couple years ago. Picked up his jacket that he'd left in the shed and put it on. Big mistake. Felt 3 stings on his chest and ripped the jacket off. When I met him, that had happened 3 weeks prior and he still had holes in the skin from the bites and they were still oozing puss. Actually, those were from the Brown Recluse spiders. I don't know which one is worse... but both are in abundance in my part of the country. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #6 July 13, 2008 i did paperwork and footage. we sent the dive tenders to sweep and clear. those crazy fuckers took prisoners couple of them were SS in the marine corp. they're very brave and dedicated individuals........they're not all the way right in the head either too though if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #7 July 13, 2008 sounds like brown recluse bites for sure billy I had one of those before. there are hybrids now too brown widows or some shit, sopossedly got a very nasty bite.if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #8 July 13, 2008 Quote i did paperwork and footage. *ah, smart man! that would have been my asses contribution - 'yea, um you crazy m*ther f*ckers, go on in there & get bit by t.. uh get those little bastards, & i'll be right here with the camera & the super zoom hubble lens....[laugh ] we sent the dive tenders to sweep and clear. those crazy fuckers took prisoners [/reply ]couple of them were SS in the marine corp. they're very brave and dedicated individuals........they're not all the way right in the head either too though thank god for that huh? guess ya have to be a little loco, to go looking for them on purpose. F*CK THAT! It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #9 July 13, 2008 Quote Actually, those were from the Brown Recluse spiders. I don't know which one is worse... but both are in abundance in yea, I don't like those F*ckers either. I know people been biten by them too. nasty little bastards, if you get enough of the toxin in your blood stream you can actually lose 'chunks' of flesh, hell no billy. I aint f*cking with them either. Hey, billy you're 'the' billy everybody was accussing me of being in here under, a different name, to get around being banned. nice to finally meet you. even though I wasn't here when you, were uh on an all expenses paid, moderation 'encouraged vacation' from the forum, welcome back. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #10 July 13, 2008 lizard is billy ??? HUH ???if you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #11 July 13, 2008 Hey send a couple of the to me... I like exotic pets Really Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porpoishead 8 #12 July 13, 2008 Quote Hey send a couple of the to me... I like exotic pets Really they would probably execute me for mailing black widowsi'll mail you the egg sacks though LOL you can watch hundreds of them growif you want a friend feed any animal Perry Farrell Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #13 July 13, 2008 yea, mail the no wait a minute dammit. Mt Vernon where Amazon NY? If so F*CK THAT, you're too damn close, don't be bringing no sacs of 100s of those bitches around here we already have enough brown recluse f*ckers around the North East, I came back up here for the summer & fall to get away from sh*t like that. I'll go to Toys R Us tomorrow & buy you a F*cking ant farm & a magnifying glass. leave the poisionous little bitches in the Gulf. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #14 July 14, 2008 Quote Quote Hey, billy you're 'the' billy everybody was accussing me of being in here under, a different name, to get around being banned. No shit? I couldn't have dreamed up your screen name. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #15 July 14, 2008 could send you some of these``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #16 July 14, 2008 Quote No shit? I couldn't have dreamed up your screen name. No shit! several posters were, busting on me about it. it was funny for the most part but after a while, I was starting to feel like, okay you have got to be kidding, give it a rest. I don't even know, who you are talking about, Billy who? It was quite entertaining! of course all I could think of after a while, was I can't wait until he's no longer banned. I have to see this character in action here, if they really think he'd do something like that. Full of 'bad boy' mischief are we Billy? cool. I may have to view, every thread you post in just for the guaranteed entertainment value. Bonfire Bonnie & ClydeIt's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amazon 7 #17 July 14, 2008 Not to worry there little feller...... I am in the Pacific NorthWET.. so they wont be able to run over to the NE and attack you....they are pretty rare in these parts....and I have kept interesting pets before... Had a nice little pet rattler for a while.. kind a rare too... and a pet Brown recluse Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #18 July 14, 2008 Quote had a nice little pet rattler for a while.. kind a rare too... and a pet Brown recluse oh goody, you can keep the black widows too. I've had some exotic pets myself, including a python I had for many years, from little bitty baby to ^ 14' , & boas, amongst others. but I draw the line on, opening up my home to shit that, tests my ability to make it to an ER in minutes. & I once woke up with a huge brown recluse, about to snack on my face, sneaky little f*ckers. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
popsjumper 2 #19 July 14, 2008 Quote Hey send a couple of the to me... I like exotic pets Really I have a Polynesian cabana boy outfit...would that qualify?My reality and yours are quite different. I think we're all Bozos on this bus. Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Leapinglizardto 0 #20 July 14, 2008 ROTFLMFAO. that's GOOD, when you can come-up with a oneliner that F*cking funny, on a topic like this that's talent. I see you're a morning person, I wasn't expecting that & you made me, nearly drown in my coffee & now I have to change my white SILK shirt, but that was worth it. Oh shit. go popsjumper. It's pretty pathetic when you have to TELL people you're fucking cool Skymama «narrative»This thread will lock in 3..2.. What a load of narrow-minded Xenophobic Bullshit!-squeak Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
