[Insert Explitive Here] ... Grrr

[bloody_trauma 2]

I've been on leave for the past few weeks, and her parents are consistantly pissing me off

were staying at a friends house, and her mother is not even supposed to come anywhere near this house. so her other daughter decides to bring her over on a visit, and while her mom is leaning on my friends car, her pitbull tryed to yank away from her, and she falls down and braces herself on the car and dents the crap out of the fender and scratches the bumper with her pitbull's leash.

$420.00 estimate to repair it... and she has no insurance or means to pay for it, or to ever pay me back for it.

All explitives have been omitted.

Fly it like you stole it

[porpoishead 8]

just beat her and take her dog ransom until your damages are paid in full
keep it simple bud.

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

[monkycndo 0]

Without a playcard, not sure which "her" you refer to each time. Forgive me, I'm slow.

50 donations so far. Give it a try.

You know you want to spank it
Jump an Infinity

[porpoishead 8]

no shit monkey!!

i have no idea what the fuck he was trying to say.

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

[JustChuteMeNow 0]

I know I could fall into my car at any time and not dent it. In fact I think only Chuck Norris could fall into my car and dent it. What kind of cheap girly ass car are you driving?

Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.

[mnealtx 0]

He's with chick.

Chick's sis brings mom over (evidently mom has a restraining order against her or whatever - irrelevant to the conversation).

Mom scratches/dents car.

Verstehen Sie?

Mike
I love you, Shannon and Jim.
POPS 9708 , SCR 14706

[porpoishead 8]

DOOHHH!!


yeah and what kind of girly man lets his girfriend in law mom make a scene with a dog in front of their pad.


grow a sack dude....shoot a gun up in the air or something

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

[JohnMitchell 16]

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I know I could fall into my car at any time and not dent it. In fact I think only Chuck Norris could fall into my car and dent it. What kind of cheap girly ass car are you driving?

I've seen some mom-in-laws that looked heavy enough to dent a bulldozer.

[JustChuteMeNow 0]

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I've seen some mom-in-laws that looked heavy enough to dent a bulldozer.

What kind of cheap ass girly bulldozers are construction crews using these days?

Think of how stupid the average person is and realize that statistically half of them are stupider than that.

[BillyVance 34]

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I know I could fall into my car at any time and not dent it. In fact I think only Chuck Norris could fall into my car and dent it. What kind of cheap girly ass car are you driving?

I've seen some mom-in-laws that looked heavy enough to dent a bulldozer.

It's not hard to put dents in even a heavy steel body part. It was more than 20 years ago, but I got so mad about something. I don't remember what about, but I started punching the driver's side door of my 1964 Buick Special, which is a huge ass heavy steel car. When I was done, my knuckles were red and there were 4 sets of knuckle dents in the door.

Lots of cars these days have plastic body parts.

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

[airtwardo 7]

I've seen some mom-in-laws that looked heavy enough to dent a bulldozer.

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Guess YOU ain't gettin' any for a few weeks after that comment huh?!

~ If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? ~

[futuredivot 0]

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I know I could fall into my car at any time and not dent it.

I don't know-it's how you hit it. My size 2 wife went to close the door on my 77 Chevy Scottsdale by hitting it with her hip and put a big dent in the door. That was when we were dating and I still give her hell about that.

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[porpoishead 8]

thunder thighs!!

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

[futuredivot 0]

Not saying that even though she's thin-she knows where I sleep

You are only as strong as the prey you devour

[porpoishead 8]

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Not saying that even though she's thin-she knows where I sleep

yeah right.. she also holds that thing you like

if you want a friend feed any animal
Perry Farrell

[galvar2439 0]

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I've been on leave for the past few weeks, and her parents are consistantly pissing me off

were staying at a friends house, and her mother is not even supposed to come anywhere near this house. so her other daughter decides to bring her over on a visit, and while her mom is leaning on my friends car, her pitbull tryed to yank away from her, and she falls down and braces herself on the car and dents the crap out of the fender and scratches the bumper with her pitbull's leash.

$420.00 estimate to repair it... and she has no insurance or means to pay for it, or to ever pay me back for it.

All explitives have been omitted.

What the fffuuu, you guys been on "COPS" a few times?

So i just broke up with this woman who wasn't even my girlfriend!

Hellfish #782, POPS #10664

[JohnMitchell 16]

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I've seen some mom-in-laws that looked heavy enough to dent a bulldozer.

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Guess YOU ain't gettin' any for a few weeks after that comment huh?!

Who wants any from a mom-in-law?

[popsjumper 2]

Mother-in-law with a pit bull. Dude! Look around you! Get out of that trailer park and move up a notch or two on the genetic scale.

My reality and yours are quite different.
I think we're all Bozos on this bus.
Falcon5232, SCS8170, SCSA353, POPS9398, DS239

[cocheese 0]

Wisdom.

[bloody_trauma 2]

no that freakin pitbull belongs to my wifes sister. damn thing is as dumb as a rock, tries to hump everything, and runs into solid objects at a full on run

Fly it like you stole it

[ryoder 1,590]

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no that freakin pitbull belongs to my wifes sister. damn thing is as dumb as a rock, tries to hump everything, and runs into solid objects at a full on run

Ever seen the 1983 Chevy Chase movie "Vacation"?

"The poor little fella...he probably kept up with you for the first mile or so..."

"There are only three things of value: younger women, faster airplanes, and bigger crocodiles" - Arthur Jones.

[JohnRich 4]

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I've seen some mom-in-laws that looked heavy enough to dent a bulldozer.

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Guess YOU ain't gettin' any for a few weeks after that comment huh?!

You mean he was making it with his mother in law? Euwwww!

[Conundrum 1]

I love how you had to throw in that it was a 'pitbull', not just a dog.

[RoadRash 0]

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Mother-in-law with a pit bull. Dude! Look around you! Get out of that trailer park and move up a notch or two on the genetic scale.

I laughed out loud in class reading this!!!!

I claimed I was reading an article on nursing home sex.......


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[vskydiver 0]

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I've seen some mom-in-laws that looked heavy enough to dent a bulldozer.

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Guess YOU ain't gettin' any for a few weeks after that comment huh?!

Actually he is. I know for a fact he wasn't referring to my Mother.