Beer 0 #1 July 16, 2008 My roommate is laying black polished granite tile in the kitchen. He tried using a granite tile specific cleaner (it's blue didn't catch the name), but the tile just has this milky haze he can't get off. I thought I remembered something with vinegar, but I read no acidic cleaners. One site recommended ammonia without surfactants. Another site said no ammonia. The rest all were trying to sell a rediculously priced product. Any ideas? Learn to be happy. You can't be there for anybody else in life if you can't learn to be there for yourself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #2 July 16, 2008 Fawked if I know Beer, but don't forget to butter the floor and then set the fire alarm or something off one morning. "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
skymama 37 #3 July 16, 2008 Has he contacted the company that sold him the granite?She is Da Man, and you better not mess with Da Man, because she will lay some keepdown on you faster than, well, really fast. ~Billvon Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beer 0 #4 July 16, 2008 Well unfortunately he bought it from Lowes, so I'm sure there will be no help there. Doug, there aren't even smoke detectors. He ripped them out of the ceiling when they started beeping because of low batteries. He is short and has anger issues. Learn to be happy. You can't be there for anybody else in life if you can't learn to be there for yourself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
monkycndo 0 #5 July 16, 2008 I thought that was women's work. *runs for cover*50 donations so far. Give it a try. You know you want to spank it Jump an Infinity Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
DougH 270 #6 July 16, 2008 Definetly butter the floor. http://youtube.com/watch?v=gsB2BgO38BQ "The restraining order says you're only allowed to touch me in freefall" =P Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Beer 0 #7 July 16, 2008 Maybe I should do that when he starts showing it to prospective renters. Keep a key and sneak back in with a tub of butter. You think sticks or tub? I think tub and a rag would be most efficient. OOOHHHHHH! Zep2000. Teflon based lubricant I use at work for chains and wire ropes. Slippery and sprayable. There we go, Pam and spray butter are options too (probably the only real use for sprayable butter) Oh, and I lied, he used water and windex Learn to be happy. You can't be there for anybody else in life if you can't learn to be there for yourself. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites