NWFlyer 2 #1 October 26, 2006 Wired Magazine has a cool story where they asked authors to create six word stories along the lines of Hemingway's six word story ("For sale: baby shoes, never worn.") Here's some of my favorites: Failed SAT. Lost scholarship. Invented rocket. - William Shatner Gown removed carelessly. Head, less so. - Joss Whedon Automobile warranty expires. So does engine. - Stan Lee Longed for him. Got him. Shit. - Margaret Atwood His penis snapped off; he’s pregnant! - Rudy Rucker Easy. Just touch the match to - Ursula K. Le Guin Seems like the Bonfire denizens could come up with some fun ones ... here's a start: Why cutaway? It's only line twists. I just planned to jump once. Here, hold my beer. Watch this!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
StreetScooby 5 #2 October 26, 2006 Beautiful streamer open for me, BlueWe are all engines of karma Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
normiss 867 #3 October 26, 2006 busy arguing motorcycles, what the fuck?? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jcd11235 0 #4 October 26, 2006 Reach. Look. Reach. Peel. Pull. Pull.Math tutoring available. Only $6! per hour! First lesson: Factorials! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #5 October 26, 2006 I was alone. Or was I? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Andy9o8 2 #6 October 26, 2006 Hey, Ma! Watch this! Oh, shit!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #7 October 26, 2006 Difference between British and French? None. Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #8 October 26, 2006 QuoteDifference between British and French? None. Bonfire more friendly. Speakers Corner scary."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
shermanator 4 #9 October 26, 2006 no shit! there i was. really!CLICK HERE! new blog posted 9/21/08 CSA #720 Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #10 October 26, 2006 Not so hard that it bleeds! Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SkyDekker 1,465 #11 October 26, 2006 Him, Him, Him. Fuck Him! Please Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Icon134 0 #12 October 26, 2006 bandwidth nightmares... Mods won't be happy... Livin' on the Edge... sleeping with my rigger's wife... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #13 October 26, 2006 Stories please. Not six random words."There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sunshine 2 #14 October 26, 2006 Was born, then lived, then died. ___________________________________________ meow I get a Mike hug! I get a Mike hug! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jumpjunkie2004 0 #15 October 26, 2006 Jump 7. Flared High. Broke Ankle 62. Big Gust. Broke Ankle Again Drank shots. Lost Count. Threw Up. Trust me. I will catch you.Jump, Land, Pack, Repeat... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #16 October 26, 2006 QuoteNot so hard that it bleeds! What side? "The other side!" "There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #17 October 26, 2006 "Don't jump," I said. He did. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mfrese 0 #18 October 26, 2006 Looking at the prop...engine started... Doctor I ain't gonna die, Just write me an alibi! ---- Lemmy/Slash Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
livendive 8 #19 October 26, 2006 Here's a story... "Extra anus kills four-legged chick" Blues, Dave"I AM A PROFESSIONAL EXTREME ATHLETE!" (drink Mountain Dew) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
bigway 4 #20 October 26, 2006 I did not have sexual relations .Karnage Krew Gear Store . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #21 October 26, 2006 One amazing day. Lifetime of pain. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jarrodh 0 #22 October 26, 2006 1. Quit snivelling and fucking open, NOW! 2. Door!, Door!, Door!...Alright... Everyone Out2 BITS....4 BITS....6 BITS....A DOLLAR!....ALL FOR THE GATORS....STAND UP AND HOLLER!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NWFlyer 2 #23 October 26, 2006 QuoteHere's a story... "Extra anus kills four-legged chick" An extra ass? Poor little clucker!"There is only one basic human right, the right to do as you damn well please. And with it comes the only basic human duty, the duty to take the consequences." -P.J. O'Rourke Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lindercles 0 #24 October 26, 2006 Dead people's threads: read or wear? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SmilingPhoenix 0 #25 October 26, 2006 A perfectly good plane. We jumped.Because life is an adventure - it may not be the one you planned, but then it wouldn't be an adventure! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
