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Andy_Copland

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So the past few weeks i've been buying miller high life 12 packs for $6.50. It kept beer in my system and was light on the pocket no matter how depressed it made me to drink it.

I've had a real craving for good beer but the dark Warsteiner is about as real as it gets in IGA. And even thats been sold out for ages.

Cue today. Im in the mood for some good old fashioned meat and potatoes, problem being the milk is gone for the mash potato and im not about to try make mash potato without milk.

Now everyone knows the rules, you cant go to the shop and not buy beer. So i think i'll get myself another 12 pack.

I hit every green arrow on the way there, get the milk and see my beloved beer back in stock at a discount price, $13 for 12, alittle expensive but it all made sense, God was giving me those green arrows and made the check out lanes empty, for me. For beer.

I sped home beer in the back and can honestly say i was grinning ear to ear in anticipation of what was about to dance around my tongue' taste buds.

Sitting here drinking it now i can honestly say im glad i have been drinking the cheap crap for the past few weeks, because all this time away from a good beer has made it all the much sweeter. Give it a go.
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honestly...I don't drink a lot of beer but my preference is lang.....mmmmm....huck and honey/skydiver blonde....here I come!
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Where the hell are you that you can't get decent beer? You need to move.

I can always find beer stores that carry craft beer (or unusual imports). I thought that was pretty wide spread by now.

I thought that the only people who still drank shit beer were the people who don't know any better (or don't care).
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Where the hell are you that you can't get decent beer? You need to move.



I think his point was that he was too poor to buy the good stuff, and when it's on sale, he buys it.
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Jungle Jims is by far, the best shop in Ohio to buy beer.

I can get ale from all over the world but its a touch expensive.

I treat myself every couple of months or so to it.

It may be a little commercial but one of my favourites is still Theakstons Old Peculiar.

Tried it?
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Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.

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Once apon a time a young man and his friends were drinking Icehouse AND Keystone Light. Once those were gone the man began to drink stale beer out of a keg that had been sitting in a basement for 7-8 months. At some point he also got baked. He then got paranoid from the weed and was dehydrated from the beer and was sure he was going to die that night of dehydration so to keep this from happening he drank about 3 quarts of water in 5 mins. Then... he went outside and puked everywhere. Yeah that night sucked. [:/]

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I remember me and my brother drank a case of icehouse one night and felt so horrible the next day we could hardly function. That shit is by far the worst beer drunk I have ever had.



Rfft~:S

When I was in college...this stuff was a buck a sixer! :ph34r:










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honestly...I don't drink a lot of beer but my preference is lang.....mmmmm....huck and honey/skydiver blonde....here I come!



Oh! I love the Lang beer! But since it's not readily available in my neck of the woods I usually stick to my Miller Lite. :)

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or even better...the stuff used in the SCR ceremony at Skyfest....Millwaukee's Best Light B|B|B|



Pours nice!
Tastes like shit!

Pours nice!
Tastes like shit!

Pours nice!
Tastes like shit!

Pours nice!
Tastes like shit!
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or even better...the stuff used in the SCR ceremony at Skyfest....Millwaukee's Best Light B|B|B|



Pours nice!
Tastes like shit!

Pours nice!
Tastes like shit!

Pours nice!
Tastes like shit!

Pours nice!
Tastes like shit!


Every drop that dripped into my mouth made me wanna gag. :D:D

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honestly...I don't drink a lot of beer but my preference is lang.....mmmmm....huck and honey/skydiver blonde....here I come!



Oh! I love the Lang beer! But since it's not readily available in my neck of the woods I usually stick to my Miller Lite. :)


Didn't I just buy your husband some Mandarin Hef from the Fred Meyer up the street from your house? :)
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...cheap crap...



miller is high class compared to the true cheap crap. try some busch light, natti ice, or keystone sometime. 30 for $13, theres a reason its horrible beer. :D


The worst is Papst. My god is was like drinking goat urine :S


c'mon man pabst is fucking great beer when compared to schlitzB|
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honestly...I don't drink a lot of beer but my preference is lang.....mmmmm....huck and honey/skydiver blonde....here I come!



Oh! I love the Lang beer! But since it's not readily available in my neck of the woods I usually stick to my Miller Lite. :)


Didn't I just buy your husband some Mandarin Hef from the Fred Meyer up the street from your house? :)
Yes, but I don't shop there much. :S I should make a special trip I guess.

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Here here! Pabst is definitely one of the worst beers I've ever had. I remember sitting in an applebee's in college with a bunch of waiters from another restauraunt. Server brought me a 23 ounce pabst, I took a few sips, then asked her to bring me something else. First time I ever paid for a beer I didn't drink, unless I was trying to get laid :P

As far as Milwalkee's Best is concerned, it's not the taste that bothered me, it was the smell. That shit stinks...... especially when you have 47 of them poured on your head! ;)

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