bloody_trauma 2 #1 July 20, 2008 1. Their name has to many na's in it 2. People pretend bananas are guns 3. Bananas don't look like a gun 4. Bananas are crap guns 5. Then they get eaten in less than 30 seconds after being shipped half way round the world 6. If there were more of them there wouldn't be world hunger 7. They cost too much, especially at The Attic Deli that I work at 8. I don't work at The Attic Deli 9. Bananas are sold at the deli 10. Bananas have skins 11. The deli doesn't have a skin 12. Bananas are yellow 13. Monkeys, cats and dogs aren't yellow 14. 15. This page hasn't got a background 16. For the price of 6854168468468468 bananas you could get a pet dolphin (possibly). 17. Dolphins aren't yellow 18. Dolphins aren't even remotely related to bananas being crap 19. Unless you fed a banana to the dolphin 20. But the dolphin wouldn't eat the banana anyway because it's crap for 50 reasons 21. Politisions like them 22. I misspell politician's 23. Monkeys eat them 24. Monkeys can't use guns unless trained by scientists 25. I own science 25. Bananas can't fly around a table with it's arms outstretched imitating a plane 26. Banana's can't speak pig latin 27. Bananas can't be coloured in by crayons 28. I missed number 14 29. Number 28 had nothing to do with bananas 30. Neither did number 29 31. Banana's are conspiracists waiting for the right moment 32. The Secret service and MI6 know about the bananas 33. There aren't enough banana hunters in the world today 34. Banana Hunters require a large amount of taxpayer funds to train. 35. Bananas have some connections with the French resistance. 36. Metallica haven't written a song about bananas 37. Bananas can't write songs 38. Bananas can't answer telephones 39. Bananas get squished easily 40. Bananas can't play Playstations 41. This font colour is not pink 42. Bananas don't look like this font colour 43. Bananas aren't in bold 44. I've written bananas so many times it's beginning to lose all meaning 45. Bananas have no impact on the price of the stock market 46. A yahoo search on bananas will give you nothing important 47. Bananas are insignificant 48. They grow on weird trees 49. Now i'm just making up random junk. 50. Bananas, if they could, would like country music. 51. There's 51 points even though there was only meant to be 50Fly it like you stole it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BillyVance 35 #2 July 20, 2008 52. Prick-teasers lick bananas in front of guys and then don't put out. "Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lilDevil 2 #3 July 20, 2008 53 you know what your getting with a banana BILLY ``````````````````````````````````` " Cant keep a good woman down " Angels have wings, but devils can fly ! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Zep 0 #4 July 20, 2008 Well Marianne Faithfull would disagree with you Bananas and Mars bars, good bedtime eating Gone fishing Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
