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banesanura

Missed connection with a skydiver

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I am a fan of craigslist. When I was underage, it was a tool to network. I wanted to have stimulating conversation and a resource to meet intriguing people. Craigslist seemed to have everything I needed.

One day I posted an ad and I met a guy for drinks and to go out to the clubs. I had my fake ID with me at the time... We met at his apartment during the winter (two years ago). He lived at the top of a two flat. While getting the grand tour...he had pictures of him skydiving.

(At the time I was just 18 and I wasn't jumping)

We had an amazing time together.

Shorter, attractive, brown haired man who lives near Ukrainian Village...

I wonder if he's here within the boards...I would email him but yahoo shut down my email address because it was hacked into. I didn't save his number... I know its a long shot. But I wonder what he is doing right now...


Does any one else use craigslist? I have a few funny responses that I would share... hahah
Best Girl Scout Ever.

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THE BEST OF CRAIGSLIST
Responses to an ad in "Romance and LTR"
from christmas time.

ENJOY!!!!!!

12/25/07 Subject: FINE BROTHA 4 U

KEPPIN IT REAL WIT U, IM FEELIN YO PHYISICAL IF I WAS TO COMPARE ME YO OUTER APPEARENCE ON THE OPPOSITE SEX LEVEL. THE AUDIENCE WOULD B LIKE ME AN U ON THE SAME LEVEL OF SEXY. IM CURIOUS THIS BROTHER NAME JERXXXX SAID HE WANNA TASTE YO MENTAL, YO SPIRITUAL, AND ETC......
YOU LOOK LIK U HUNGRY FO A REAL BRO IN YO LIFE. IM ON THAT SAME LEVEL. HOW ABOUT WE GO OUT TO DINNER NOT LITERALLY, BUT VERBALLY THROUGH PHONE CONNECTION IF POSSIBLE. IT'S CHRISTMAS, LET ME B YO LIL CHRISTMAS PRESENT U WONT NEVA FAGET. BIRDS OF FEATHERS FLOCK TOGETHER, THE SAME WAY REAL FLOCK WIT REAL. LET JERXXXXX B MEDICINE TO THE DISEASES OF LIF, SO I CURE YO HEART, MIND , BODY, AND SOUL WIT SOMTHIN UNIQUE. I SAID MY LIL PRAYER OF INTEREST, NOW I SAY AMEN OF CONCLUSION TO THIS EMAIL. HIT ME UP A.S.A.P. MY EAMIL ADDRESS IS XXXXX@yahoo.com.



12/25/07Subject: 10' HARD BLACK DICK

Call Black Dave @ 678*******[Actually gives me his full number]if U want the dick. Like I said my ten inch dick is swole and ready for you. I'm 5'10, very good looking dark chocolate, 30yr, slender athletic, 200lb, 31 inch waist, about Mike Vick body compared. I don't do net pics. We can see each other face to face any where you're comfortable. I don't care. I guarantee, you will be very happy and excited to meet me.Just call me or send me a name and and I will definitely call U.Oh yeah, I live in Atlanta.



12/25/07 Subject: come on!!!

r u only giving white guys a shot, what about the brothers!!!, family in town and i'm trying to get away from them, 2 many women in my house!! if u like what u see hit me up, i promise i will try not 2 disappoint!! Peace and hopefully u will have an enjoyable holiday.


12/25/07 Subject: Domina? Need a break from the bottom omegas

You need to be bound in shackles like Betty Page, dontcha Daisy?

Your CL ad is quite the antithesis of you Myspace ad.......

Mistress needs a Master? You need to be pushed up against a wall or thrown on the bed, pounced on like a wild animal driven by primal instincts, huh? You need to take a holiday from the fragile little pussyboys and be taken like woman who is hungry and yearning for the raw carnal sexual power of an alpha unleashed? To have every inch of you filled by 8 inches of testosterone fueled desire, pushing you hard and deep into a state of weak, moaning, heaving oblivion? ' To be powered into submission,.... back arching, toe curling, loin quivering ecstacy. Your thighs locked tight around a body delivering thrust after thrust after thrust, filling you, wide and deep, sending every nerve ending into outer space, leaving you trembling and whimpering, a woman bought to the edge, your body aching with pleasure........

You need someone to bring the Betty Page out of you, yes?
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12/25/07 Subject: Domina? Need a break from the bottom omegas

You need to be bound in shackles like Betty Page, dontcha Daisy?

Your CL ad is quite the antithesis of you Myspace ad.......

Mistress needs a Master? You need to be pushed up against a wall or thrown on the bed, pounced on like a wild animal driven by primal instincts, huh? You need to take a holiday from the fragile little pussyboys and be taken like woman who is hungry and yearning for the raw carnal sexual power of an alpha unleashed? To have every inch of you filled by 8 inches of testosterone fueled desire, pushing you hard and deep into a state of weak, moaning, heaving oblivion? ' To be powered into submission,.... back arching, toe curling, loin quivering ecstacy. Your thighs locked tight around a body delivering thrust after thrust after thrust, filling you, wide and deep, sending every nerve ending into outer space, leaving you trembling and whimpering, a woman bought to the edge, your body aching with pleasure........

You need someone to bring the Betty Page out of you, yes?



Next time you get one of these, you ought to see if you can "break" them. :ph34r:
Stupidity if left untreated is self-correcting
If ya can't be good, look good, if that fails, make 'em laugh.

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