sharimcm 0 #1 July 27, 2008 It was definitely a weekend to remember. Walt and I have a friend in the Army being deployed to Iraq in August. We definitely support our troops and our soldiers. We had asked Willy (our friend) if there was anything we could do for him before he left. His answer? "I want to do and see the most fucked up shit I can so I have memories to take to Iraq with me." Well, with this request, and Walt being involved, I knew there was something we could do... Strangely, Walt couldn't come up with anything. Fast forward about a week.. I was sitting at work when a co-worker came up to me with a sly grin on his face. He began to jokingly ask me to go to a "show" with him because no one else would go. He handed me a brochure to a strip club with a not-so-bad looking lady on the front. As I studying the picture, I realized she was a midget!! Awesome! I e-mailed Walt immediately. We HAD to go see a midget stripper... For Willy of course... I began to remember that Walt once promised me to take me to midget wrestling if it ever came to Austin. I started searching the internet for upcoming wrestling shows in Texas... And found one in Houston! It was on the same weekend as Tiny Tina was dancing in Austin. I again, e-mailed Walt. We would make it a midget-filled weekend! We brought up the midgets to Willy (the soldier) and with his eyes gleaming with excitement, we knew what we had to do. We were going to support our troops by taking him to see a midget stripper and midget wrestling. Game on! Thursday night... Willy, Walt and I ended up in a upscale "gentlemans" strip club. We were seated at our table and waited for the show to begin. Tiny Tina was taking the stage at 9pm, and it was about 8pm when we got there. As we waited patiently, I bought both Willy and Walt a lap dance from a "normal" stripper. She was OK, but if it was the midget. DAMN! That would have been awesome. Tiny Tina took the stage and that woman was HOT! Well, for a midget at least. Anyways, we finally saw what we were there to see, and left shortly after. *note to self* If I was a midget, I would totally become a stripper. That woman made at LEAST $1K each night she was there. I could live comfortably as a stripper. Friday night... Willy, Walt and I take the drive down to Houston for midget wrestling. The words "fucked up" don't even begin to describe such an event, but again, Walt and I will do almost anything to support our soldiers. As each one of the midgets would walk up and in to the ring, Willy would ask me, "Would you fuck him?" Fuck a midget? I'm not sure that would work, but there was one in particular (Meatball) that was pretty damn hot (well, to me). At the intermission, I saw Meatball sitting in the ring, and decided to go say hello. He was quite busy, but told me to meet him after the show. After the show, Walt was saying his goodbyes to all his buddies (mostly base jumpers) who had gathered at this event. Willy and I were just standing there when I spied Meatball talking to some of the guests. Willy dared me to go over to him and lay one on him. Problem is, I usually take most dares. I walked up to Meatball (with Willy behind me the whole way to make sure I went through with it) and asked him if I could kiss him. Oh yeah... It was on then. Me, standing at a whopping 5', was kissing a man a foot shorter than me. Weird... The two of us really got in to it though... We were getting cheered on by the remaining event go-ers. I guess when Meatball was tapped on the shoulder for his Heineken, we broke it off. I said good night, and I left with Willy in tow. Wow. I kissed a midget. And I liked it. Anything to support our troops! Oh yeah, and it's a case of beer... That was the FIRST time I ever kissed a midget! "I had a dude tip his black cowboy hat to me after I provided him with a condom outside my hotel room at 3-something in the morning." -myself Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
