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;) even though I have no degree, I'll help represent you, we may have a class action suit brewing here

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ooooooh Sounds like you and I are gonna have some Turtle soup after all is said and done! ;)

Teach that Turtle a lesson or two.... :ph34r:>:(

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"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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;) even though I have no degree, I'll help represent you, we may have a class action suit brewing here

:P




ooooooh Sounds like you and I are gonna have some Turtle soup after all is said and done! ;)

Teach that Turtle a lesson or two.... :ph34r:>:(

g


Oh yeah - Bring IT! I can handle the both of you. . . just don't forget to bring your step stools.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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;) even though I have no degree, I'll help represent you, we may have a class action suit brewing here

:P




ooooooh Sounds like you and I are gonna have some Turtle soup after all is said and done! ;)

Teach that Turtle a lesson or two.... :ph34r:>:(

g


Oh yeah - Bring IT! I can handle the both of you. . . just don't forget to bring your step stools.


And your big girl panties too.:ph34r:
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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;) even though I have no degree, I'll help represent you, we may have a class action suit brewing here

:P




ooooooh Sounds like you and I are gonna have some Turtle soup after all is said and done! ;)

Teach that Turtle a lesson or two.... :ph34r:>:(

g


Oh yeah - Bring IT! I can handle the both of you. . . just don't forget to bring your step stools.


And your big girl panties too.:ph34r:


Are you going to loan them a pair of yours? :P

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;) even though I have no degree, I'll help represent you, we may have a class action suit brewing here

:P




ooooooh Sounds like you and I are gonna have some Turtle soup after all is said and done! ;)

Teach that Turtle a lesson or two.... :ph34r:>:(

g


Oh yeah - Bring IT! I can handle the both of you. . . just don't forget to bring your step stools.


And your big girl panties too.:ph34r:


Are you going to loan them a pair of yours? :P


Silly girl, everyone knows I go commando!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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:D:D
turtle and divot Vs. Roo, Guppy, and tanya...

I think us girls can come up with enough "evidence" and find good repesentation to help us out
;)



Were there TWO big bad wolves?:o

:o:o:D:D:D:D

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Hey!:|

I was just kiddin'!:ph34r:

Divot is the one that asked which one of you three had the hose of Straw . . . he smokes you know and didn't want to huff and puff too hard.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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he smokes you know and didn't want to huff and puff too hard.



Unlike Turtle who likes to huff and puff and blow



whenever the fleet is in town.




No - you heard it wrong . . . it WAS, until I changed my unruly ways, Huff, then Puff and then DO some blow. That is all in the past now, though, honest!
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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:D:D
turtle and divot Vs. Roo, Guppy, and tanya...

I think us girls can come up with enough "evidence" and find good repesentation to help us out
;)



Better yet, let's also see if we can synch.... PMS sisters unite!!!! :D:ph34r:>:(

g
"Let's do something romantic this Saturday... how bout we bust out the restraints?"
Raddest Ho this side of Jersey #1 - MISS YOU
OMG, is she okay?

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huffs? glue???
puffs??? I didn't know he did that!:)
blow????:o

I don't want to know anymore!>:(

This guy's a FREAK!!!
:D:D:D

and with all this "pre-trial" wording...I smell a rat!
errr....attorney!!!



I am as innocent as the day I was born.
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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more research required, please provide date of birth for innocence verification purposes.
include social security number and home address for faster reply.:P



I should prolly give you my bank account numbers and credit card info for verification purposes only, right?
I'm not usually into the whole 3-way thing, but you got me a little excited with that. - Skymama
BTR #1 / OTB^5 Official #2 / Hellfish #408 / VSCR #108/Tortuga/Orfun

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