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virgin-burner

I'M BACK!!! (and need vibes..)

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thank god i'm so much in control of myself, otherwise i would of spilled my drink all over the place.. :D

i guess i owe you one dollar!? mhm, tell you what, you make it over here, and i'll pay one into your account at my dropzone!? :P

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

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beer reservations for future meetings are always welcomed and accepted.

favor also returned when you make it to the states

now...about the bee sting....it could have been worse! my sister swallowed a bee once and it stung her in the throat...she almost died. so suck it up!:D

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toughen up cup cake:P:):D:D



:D:D:D

i really should, shouldnt i!? :)

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Did you at least kill the little fucker?

You should get your SO to suck the poison out of your foot. Wouldnt work but it would be kind of funny.



now i need more vibes since i dont have a SO. or, does my dog count!? and no, its only platonic..
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

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hey, i'm again driving, not that i ever would again in this state, but anyway.. shops ALL closed..

but hey, i still got some armagnac left! wonder how that tastes with coke.. :S

“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

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Last week I got too close to the sinkhole in my yard while mowing on my riding mower, and the mower slipped and almost went in. Took all I had to lean the other way to keep it from going, then gunned the engine in reverse to try and back out. Got a little progress but then got stuck. At least it wasn't in danger of going in. Then while trying to hook up the chain from the mower to my truck a wasp stung me on the thumb. Goddamn that hurt. Pissed me off. Pain didn't go away for 2 days, and today there's still a mark there.

Little shit bastard. I hope it fucking died. I doused the sinkhole with gasoline and set it ablaze, it was full of weeds and stuff.

Burn baby, burn! Yippie Ki Yi Motherfucker!

:D

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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wasps dont die, bees do, they get their thingy stuck and half their guts torn out as it has like a fishhook. wasps can sting many times and still go.. fuckers!!!
“Some may never live, but the crazy never die.”
-Hunter S. Thompson
"No. Try not. Do... or do not. There is no try."
-Yoda

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wasps dont die, bees do, they get their thingy stuck and half their guts torn out as it has like a fishhook. wasps can sting many times and still go.. fuckers!!!



Well then, I'm glad I burned the fuckers up. :D
"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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A huge bee somehow flew down the front of my tank top at the tunnel the other day, as I was walking some people into the gear room. Suddenly, it became agitated and was buzzing loudly & angrily flying in my chest area because it couldn't get out. It was very agitated, and I'm allergic to bees! :S

I pulled away the top part of my tank with both hands without exposing myself and shook my top, so it could fly out. Then, I quickly threw one hand to the bottom of my top to pull it off. My friend and co-worker Matt suddenly yelled out that it flew out.

Phew! That was close! :$:$:$:$

Edited to add Wth are "vibes", anyway? :D
Hope your foot is better, my friend! :)

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Nice job! So he got a good look at your rack then? :D

My mom was walking in the backyard at home after checking on her roses. She had a can of soda pop in her hand. What she didn't see was a bee got inside the can. She put the can up to her mouth for a swig and the bee went right in there.

That was one of the best sprays I've ever seen anybody do! :D:D:D:D

"Mediocre people don't like high achievers, and high achievers don't like mediocre people." - SIX TIME National Champion coach Nick Saban

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